Voz y Guitarra: Olga
Bajo: Dean
Batería: Marty
BARE FACED CHEEK INTRO
FISTICUFFS IN FREDERICK STREET
NOWT CAN COMPARE TO SUNDERLAND FINE FARE
THE ASHBROOKE LAUNDERETTE (YOU'LL STINK, YOURE CLOTHES'LL SHRINK, YOUR WHITES'LL BE BLACK AS INK)
BARE FACED CHEEK OUTRO
There's a fella from a film reminds me of Duncan Goodewe but he's not a proper skinhead cause he hasn't got a tattoo He's not as wise as he seems coz he's just an actor he's a dunce, I've never seen him on the Krypton Factor We all rinse in Silvercrin to keep our head clean but we know that Yul's not a common human being coz he uses Mr Sheen... CHORUS: Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner, they say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner he is just a baldy geezer from the Kink & I, Yul BBBBB Brynner Yul Brynner was a skinhead they said on the News, but I've never seen Yul Brynner wearing Doctor Martens shoes His only claim to fame was that he had a shiney nut But I would look just the same if I had my hair cut We all rinse in Silvercrin... CHORUS ---------------------------------
There's a bloke from Hereford Road who really makes me groan, everyday he's at the door or on the telephone Why can't he just go away and leave me here alone In the pictures in the pub no one can ever know just how much a pest he is he's everywhere I go CHORUS: It's not fair he's always there everywhere I go Neal's there, how do you deal with dddd deal with it's not fair Neal's everywhere I go It's not fair he's always there everywhere I go Neal's there how do you deal with ddd deal with Neal. Everyday I cannot eat my grub or drink or sleep everyday Neal pulls up in his car and goes beep beep What am I supposed to do about this bloomin creep everyday I look outside to see if Neal's about everyday he's there without a doubt CHORUS It doesn't matter where I go Neal will be there I know Neal is not a man he's mice I know ------------------------------------
Bored at a party Saturday night looking at Tupperware, in came a chick who made me quickly glad I was th there, how could I get the courage to ask her for a date? Twas such a task for me to ask by then it was too late CHORUS: Howza bouta... Howza Bouta, oooo she drives me crazy howza bouta, howza bouta kiss baby! Why am I such a whimp I thought a soft and skinny puff For me to ask a kiss from her was difficult & tough Right that's it I decided to confront the lass, I started shakin at the knees & tried to make a pass CHORUS I lose my bottle everytime I see a girl I like I start talkin jibberish & she says "on yer bike" there must be something I can do a kiss would make my day but everytime my gob opens I don't know what to say CHORUS ------------------------------------
FISTICUFFS IN FREDERICK STREET
Frederick Street was on the news tonight outside Fosters club had been a fight and everytime you go to dig the beat you will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... CHORUS: Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there? who's down there? Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there? who's down there? in the fisticuffs in Frederick Street I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be, we don't wanna be there.. Fosters club was full up to the brim everybody risking life and limb and just to go and pose at the disco but posing wasn't easy and the D.J. he got queasy, blow by blow... CHORUS Everything's silent on Frederick Street a lonely policeman walks the beat... before long everybody'll know that Fosters club is not the place to go unless you want your head kicking in you will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... CHORUS ------------------------------------
Good morning Britain..... Nobody can believe what the sun's gonna be..... A married chap.... been having it off with Annie now Annie's feeling crap.. cause Annie's been left in the craaaa She doesn't care... cause Annie's been putting herself about everywhere We all agree... Annie is a scrubber get her of the T.V. Russel Grant and Jimmy Grieves and Gorden Honycombe Nick Kelly they all agree send Annie back home... CHORUS: Annie, Annie, get the dodgy boiler off the T.V. Annie, Annie, now we're not fond of Annie Diamond get her off, get her off.... of the T.V. We're really sick.... Annie was a canny lass and now she's up the stick We couldn't tell.... but now we can we know that Annie's a dirty Jezabel Russel Grant and Jimmy Grieves.... CHORUS She used to have a thousand fans that really used to spoil her until they found out that Anne's a dodgy boiler... CHORUS -----------------------------------
Oh quarter to five we were barely alive we were hungry, three weeks we've been together through wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold, oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night but we knew we'de done wrong from the stink and the pong & the feeling that something wasn't right... CHORUS: We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell we were quick to quit the Quentin A place you shouldn't have went in we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh, it's crap here we could tell, we were quick to quit the Quentin a night we should have spent in another Hotel. That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that we had, at Hotel Quentin... at the breakfast we won't show up, coz we don't want to throw up anymore, and we knew we'de done wrong from the stink and the pong & the feeling that something wasn't right... CHORUS on your honeymoon or on your holiday, you're gonna need a place to stay take our advice the Quentin is not nice, if you see the Hotel Quentin stay away... CHORUS ------------------------------------
NOWT CAN COMPARE TO SUNDERLAND FINE FARE
If you can't afford to spend a lot and you're sick of the cost of livin, you've got to do something but you dunno what, just look what Fine Fare's givin, prices that please you and me it's cheaper than a Pakistani shop oh now you know the place to go to make you smile and grin, so take a dare come to Fine Fare and get your shoppin in CHORUS: We've got the store, nowt can compare, We've got the store for you. We've got the store, Sunderland's Fine Fare, We've got the store for you This is the store for you.. Oh Prestos, Tescos, Asda Price they're all so cccrap the Fine Fare boys are much more nice coz Fine Fare's got more class. You'll save much more at the Fine Fare store coz Fine Fare's fair to you Oh now you know the place to go... CHORUS ------------------------------------
We all believed that Neville was a f f f fine lad but when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad. Neville is a bighead Neville is a pain Neville is a pratt without a brain CHORUS: What a wally, what a burk he sticks out like a sore thumb he's a wally, he's a jerk nobody can be as dumb Neville's a hopeless case he can never pull a bird Neville's thick and he's got a pig face Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is.... Neville is a nerd. Neville gets on your wick Neville is a moron Neville makes you sick oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd Oh Neville's wearing Aramus and a little touch of Brut, he thinks he will pick up a chick in his white trendy suit, sunglasses in the disco Nev can't see too clear he's such a burk, he trips and spills his beer CHORUS Neville's nice to all the girls but it's just a bluff Neville thinks he's Jack the lad but he's just a trendy puff. He says he's been to Tenerife and he knows Simon le Bon, but it's a codswallop coz Neville is a con CHORUS -----------------------------------
Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane in comes a trendy geazer with no brain, and staring at a punk who was a good mate, I said lets make a move but it was too late CHORUS: Up goes a shout, a rumble in the crowd a fight breaks out, someone starts clouting me, call in the Army oooh call in the Army call in the Army oooh call in the Army... The Park Lane punch up escalates somebody's teeth have gone it's too much for the coppers there's a RIOT going on, so call in the Army, call in the Army... Park Lane quickly turns into a bloothbath a disco boy lies unconcious on the red path, Coppers helmets knocked off in the gutter all because of a trendy towny nutter CHORUS ------------------------------------
THE ASHBROOKE LAUNDERETTE (YOU'LL STINK, YOURE CLOTHES'LL SHRINK, YOUR WHITES'LL BE BLACK AS INK)
I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go he didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go with his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh to the cleaners on the corner, but how was I to know they'de be more dirty at 3:30 oooooh CHORUS: Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub we wash your laundry, Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your laundry.. They say my clothes are cleaner but I'm not a lunatic they should be shot they have not got Per-sil Auto-matic Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub... So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette so many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette the clothes that you have left dirty and wet So if you want some washing done d, d, d, d, don't forget, you'll suffer at the Ashbrooke Lauderette... CHORUS You'll stink, your clothes shrink your white'sll be as black as ink your best red jumper turns to pink all crumpled up and wet We've been, have you been to get your dirty washing clean Are you clean you couldn't have been to the Ashbrooke Launderette...
