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FLORENCE IS DEAF (BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT)
FISTICUFFS IN FREDERICK STREET
PETER PRACTICE'S PRACTICE PLACE
THE ASHBROOKE LAUNDERETTE (YOU'LL STINK, YOUR CLOTHES'LL SHRINK, YOUR WHITES'LL BE BLACK AS INK)
HARRY CROSS (A TRIBUTE TO EDNA)
>CHORUS: Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she though surely, It can't be that bad, if I had a baby, CHORUS Glenda went round to the doctors the next day, You can't have a baby, that's what he said, Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read, Of how to have a test tube baby.... CHORUS Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy, If only she could have a baby, So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam, She signed up for a baby... CHORUS ---------------------------------
>Guess who's working on the fiddle tell me who works on the fiddle I'll tell you who works on the fiddle oooo ooo Idle gossip guess who's just come off the pill tell me who's come off the pill oooo ooo Idle gossip. They must be thick, it's everywhere you go it makes me sick, I just don't wanna know about who's in the latest news, oh no. CHORUS: everybody wants to know the rumours everybody wants to know the scandle Idle, idle,......... gossip. Guess who can't pay their gas bill tell me who can't pay the bill I'll tell you who can't pay the bill oooo ooo idle gossip guess who I slept with last night tell me where you slept last night oooo ooo idle gossip CHORUS ------------------------------------
>Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl, she was always happ ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith, Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl, she thinks Keith is good, but I knew he would leave herrrrrrrrr CHORUS: She is getting fat her belly's got a lump in it, Keith must have done that, you never see him now, poor Carol does beg Keith back coz she's preg nant Carol Dodds is preeeeeeegnant... Carol Dodds ahoo's getting sick, she does want Keith much, even just to touch him would make her feel good, Carol Dodds ahoo needs love quick, she just wants to be, next to Keith you see to satisfy herrrrrrrrr... CHORUS Carol Dodds ahoo misses Keith, she's finding it tough, though Keith is a scruff she loves him madly, Carol Dodds ahoo's lost belief, she told him she's pregnant, but Keith just went frant, ic he upt and left herrrrrr CHORUS ------------------------------------
>Hey! hey! hey! hey! There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road you go there for for little bits n pieces for your car and in the office there sits a secretary she's got Long blonde hair, Mr Tommy Kowey fancies her... CHORUS: I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car in Tommy Kowey's car. At the motor store he was there last Tuesday night with her I saw, they were kissin at the factory door but she still tells me, there is nothing going on with us you see it was Tommy Kowey's wife you saw... CHORUS At the motor store Mr Tommy Koweys gotta Jag-U-Ar she's never been in it she says before but now she tells lies, she was havin dinner out the other night and she went in Tommy Kowey's car... CHORUS -----------------------------------
FISTICUFFS IN FREDERICK STREET
>Frederick Street was on the news tonight outside Fosters club had been a fight and everytime you go to dig the beat you will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... CHORUS: Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there? who's down there? Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there? who's down there? in the fisticuffs in Frederick Street I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be, we don't wanna be there.. Fosters club was full up to the brim everybody risking life and limb and just to go and pose at the disco but posing wasn't easy and the D.J. he got queasy, blow by blow... CHORUS Everything's silent on Frederick Street a lonely policeman walks the beat... before long everybody'll know that Fosters club is not the place to go unless you want your head kicking in you will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... CHORUS ------------------------------------
PETER PRACTICE'S PRACTICE PLACE
>Give'z the money Peter Practice says to us give'z the money quickly don't make a fuss give'z the money.... Pete takes the pop groups he'll even take the trash but if you practice at Peter's place you must have plenty cash give Pete the money the he'll let you have the key give Pete the money then you can practice free it's icey cold in Peter's place but don't switch on the heater coz you'll end up putting 10 quid in Pete's electric meter. Do you want some crisps and pop? they're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop we will have to put a stop to Peter CHORUS: we all give Peter the money we've all been nway we all give Peter the money now give'z the cash give'z the bread give'z the money money's gone to Peter's head. if you are stuck Pete will lend you an amplifier but when it's time to go he'll say five pound hire Do you want some crisps and pop?... CHORUS All the pop groups are nearly broke this has gone far beyond the joke Peter Practice is a rich bloke now ------------------------------------
>First of all there was Ray he went with Deidrie yeh Ray thought that he was the bee's knee but now he's left her and she's pleased and just incase you meet Deidrie down Coronation Street she's a slag. CHORUS: everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag slag slag slag Deidrie's a slag big ugly slag yeh Deidrie's a slag. Mike Baldwin came like a flash he had a Jag U ar and cash Ken saw them at the flicks that night neckin on he squeezed her tight and just in case you meet Deidrie down Coronation Street she's a slag... CHORUS Ken was next said I love you why all the o-ther blokes too Deidrie said what's it got to do with you it's up to me what I do and just in case you meet Deidrie down Coronation Street she's a slag... CHORUS -----------------------------------
>Well it's one for the money, two for the show, Three to get ready now go cat go, But don't you step on my blue suede shoes, You can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes. ------------------------------------
>Friday night is bath night this is what they say We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long We are gonna catch the bus into the town We are boogie on down... CHORUS: Dig that groove ba-a-by (repeat) Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby. There they are again covered in Old Spice They think they will get the girls cause they smell nice, They all call me riff raff 'Coz I wear a Crombie I couldn't stand it being just like them they all look like puffs not men CHORUS See that trendy there she used to be a punk Now she's off to the disco to listen to junk Her boyfriend was a skinhead He used to shout Oi! Oi! Play that funky music that's what they say now Come with me and I'll show you how... CHORUS ------------------------------------
>I'm always felling lonely I'm always feeling blue she was the one and only she said sheloved me too but now she's gone and left me just like they always do now I'm always full of misery I don't know what to do I'm always on a downer I should be feeling fine I'm never on a upper I need a swig o' wine Now he's always dizzy coz he's busy with fizzy Lambrusco I'm getting fat and lazy I always look a mess I need a little drinky poos to bring me happiness So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff a Lambrusco kids a kid with sesne he's always at the Off Liscence with me... CHORUS: Now we've found the answer to stop you geelin low a bottle of fizzy wine they call it Lambrusco I'm always feeling lousy but I know that when I've had a glass o'Lamby I'll be smiling again So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff... CHORUS That's what they call me, Lambrusco Kid That's what they call me, I'm the Lambrusco Kid I'm such a misery guts I'm dirty and I stink I've always got a pet lip I need another drink. So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff... CHORUS ------------------------------------
>You can't guess what life for Dougy is like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy... CHORUS: Dougy, Dougy, Giro, Dougy, Dougy, Giro. People say that he's not worthy of clothes, that shows that they don't care, But he does not let this get him down, That is how Dougy stays alive... CHORUS Dougy's inside a bus shelter, It's raining and a sight to see, Dougy smiles he's seen a rainbow, Every.. where's bright, and so is he... CHORUS ------------------------------------
>You tell me, I'm not good e nough for you, what can I do? shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, I got so sick I told a Vic ar her dad, I must be mad, shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh... CHORUS: He just said don't worry your head there'll be another girl instead trust in God the father and the son get out of her life and Bless you my soon... You always said you wanted a stead y boyfriend, now don't pretend shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, I took the path up to the Cath edral where, he stood there, shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh... CHORUS I ever thought, that I would be court ing with you, but it's true shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, but it went bad because her dad he saw me with her you see, shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, CHORUS ------------------------------------
>God help me what can I do, my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, and he won't let me be alone with you, oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do God help him what can he do, his girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, and he won't let him be alone with you, oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing he can do. ------------------------------------
>There's a fella from a film reminds me of Duncan Goodewe but he's not a proper skinhead cause he hasn't got a tattoo He's not as wise as he seems coz he's just an actor he's a dunce, I've never seen him on the Krypton Factor We all rinse in Silvercrin to keep our head clean but we know that Yul's not a common human being coz he uses Mr Sheen... CHORUS: Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner, they say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner he is just a baldy geezer from the Kink & I, Yul BBBBB Brynner Yul Brynner was a skinhead they said on the News, but I've never seen Yul Brynner wearing Doctor Martens shoes His only claim to fame was that he had a shiney nut But I would look just the same if I had my hair cut We all rinse in Silvercrin... CHORUS ------------------------------------
>I've got asthma and I can not breath can't breath at all! I've got an inhaler with me I am choking and my face is blue blue and it's getting worse! I think I will have to lie down... coz CHORUS: I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA... I've got asthma and I am wheezing wheezing like mad! I don't think I will sleep tonight I think I'll reach for my inhaler Good idea! I hope it makes me feel better... coz CHORUS My inhaler needs a refill what shall I do? the Chemist is not open yet blue face, can't breath and I'm still wheezing dear me! dear me! I just do not know what to do... coz CHORUS ------------------------------------
THE ASHBROOKE LAUNDERETTE (YOU'LL STINK, YOUR CLOTHES'LL SHRINK, YOUR WHITES'LL BE BLACK AS INK)
>I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go he didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go with his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh to the cleaners on the corner, but how was I to know they'de be more dirty at 3:30 oooooh CHORUS: Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub we wash your laundry, Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your laundry.. They say my clothes are cleaner but I'm not a lunatic they should be shot they have not got Per-sil Auto-matic Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub... So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette so many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette the clothes that you have left dirty and wet So if you want some washing done d, d, d, d, don't forget, you'll suffer at the Ashbrooke Lauderette... CHORUS You'll stink, your clothes shrink your white'sll be as black as ink your best red jumper turns to pink all crumpled up and wet We've been, have you been to get your dirty washing clean Are you clean you couldn't have been to the Ashbrooke Launderette... ------------------------------------
>Every night I know that she goes to Finos, and every night I know that she see's him Every night she holds him tight at Finos and everynight it's alright for him... CHORUS: and she goes... La la la la la la la to Finos yes she goes... la la la la la la la with him, and she goes... La la la la la la la to Finos yes she goes... la la la la la la la... Every night I try to get into Finos and every night they just won't let me in, and everynight I watch him meet her at Finos and every night it's alright for him... CHORUS One of these nights I'm gonna get into Finos and one of this nights I'm gonna make her see me, and every night I'm gonna get into Finos and everynight will be alright for me... CHORUS ------------------------------------
HARRY CROSS (A TRIBUTE TO EDNA)
>Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead. 9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed "Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head don't bother meeeeeee Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way "Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today don't bother meeeeeee Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down Always being rude with Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph CHORUS It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet? Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down... CHORUS He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife coz Edna was the only Lady in his life and now he takes it out on Raaaaaalph. CHORUS ------------------------------------
>Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache! I rubbed in some cream and started to scream! Oh no!!! CHORUS: Firey Jack Firey Jack- It's red hot on your back Firey Jack Firey Jack- Believe me it does knack Firey Jack Firey Jack- It's red hot on your back Firey Jack Now I had a back ache on me backache Backache Backache! I jumped into the bath full of cold water The firey Jack had made me backache Backache Backache! I'm worse than before I can't take anymore Oh no!!! CHORUS Oh! If you do get a backache Backache backache! And you feel you have to reach for the first aid tin Think! Life is not that bad with a backache If you see a tin with firey Jack in Stay awayyyyy... CHORUS CHORUS Its red hot... on your back... on your back
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