O CANADA

CANADA Continued

we made it back to the hotel and got cleaned up a little and i passed out...after my leg decided to lock up like a bitch....fucker didnt feel like standing for 10 hours i guess....whatever...

so we get up the next morning and pack up and make some phone calls to try to get my wallet...but all the offices the security guards told us to call are closed cause its CANADA DAY just my luck....so i finally get a hold of some operator chick and she is like "well do you have to get back to the states today??" umm yeah i have to work tomorrow... damn kids...hah

so she puts some supervisor on the ohone and he says i should be ok with a birth certificate if i have other people to vouch for mee....ok...so we leave

we wind up in a movie theater at one point...we were going to see the fast and the furious but i guess its not out in canada yet...so we got some food

jon was drunk as shit and he kept bugging the waitresses and stuff...it was really funny but i was kinda embarrassed...its only funny for you long, eh? (haha i love when canadians say eh....heheheh) so yeah we get to the border and we go in the duty free store..there's not taxes on anything cause its between the 2 borders i guess

jon wants beer to bring home and they wont let him buy it cause he isnt 21...so he gets some guys to buy it for him...so now we are smuggling in beer and mee with out any id...im like fuck we are screwed...so maybe i came up with this plan subconciously or maybe i just have no sense of direction but i tell shawna to go the wrong way....we wind up going back to canada...so we tell the border guard and she gives us a pass saying that we never left the custody of canadian customs.... WE WERE NEVER IN CANADA so they dont need to search the car or check IDs...HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?

so we drive all freaking day...wave canadian flags at truck drivers, and hold up "HONK IF YOU LOVE MULLETS" signs to everyone we pass...we got a l ot of laughs...and the finger...stupid people piss mee off...assholes...

yeah we get home at 1ish and the first thing my parents say is "we took your keys, title and registration away and you are not going to work tomorrow" fuck that!...i wouldnt have come home if i didnt have to work!! they give mee this whole speech about how they have to protect mee from getting in trouble and blah blah blah...

if i get myself in a situation like this...i dont want mommy and daddy to kiss it all better...thats so stupid...so i wouldnt let them got o sleep until i got my shit back

i went to dmv in the morning and get a new license...and all is good now

here's the weird part

this kid found my wallet at the concert and tracked mee down and mailed it back!! i love canadians...they are the nicest people...he didnt even take the $5 that was in there....i didnt think there were people that nice in this world...maybe just not in the US...hah...he also sent mee his business card...he's a tarot card reader...HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!

if i knew the words...i would sing O CANADA right now

all i can say is i love canada!! they have nice people, good concerts and a lower drinking age...and STRONG BEER...what more could a girl ask for???