The B*tchs Sanity Test
Have any of you ever wondered if you are really ALL there? (I'm almost positive that most of us have...) Anyway, now you can find out with the B*tches Sanity Test! Make sure to answer all these questions TRUTHFULLY!!
Copy and paste these questions into your email send mail thingy, and email us with your answers. We B*tches here will carefully tabulate yor scores, and send the results back to you as quickly as we possibly can. Enjoy!
(This idea was thought up by Alana in a weird and wonderful mood after a night of exhausting dancing, so thank her for the drunkenness! Yay Alana!)
Note: When/If you email us this, please do not delete the questions, and only send the number, and the answers. It will be much easier if you leave the questions in. (You will also get your results back much faster, because we won't have to look everything up!)
P.S. And just so you all know, since Alana will be the one most likely to write up your reply letter, it is a good thing for you to all know that she HATES one word answers! Cheers!
Oh, and Sarah would just like to state that Alana feels this weird need to proclaim everything as her own.
1) Do you completely and totally understand the true meaning of, "Mini me, you complete me" ???
2) What way do you really want it? (Think Backstreet Boys at the 1999 Billboard Music Awards)
3) What is the question if the answer is yes?
4) If you wore two headbands, would it make you feel more superior/special than if you only wore one?
5) Paper or plastic?
6) Do you happen to have a twin somewhere in this world, whose personality is the exact replica of your own? If so, does this happen to scare you?
7) When with stuffed animals, do you feel inferiorly powerful?
8) Don't hate me because I am beautiful, hate me because_____ .
(Fill in the blank)
9) Do you ever play like there is no lines? (Think car)
10) Not do you make, but do you enjoy making animal noises in public areas?
11) In your room, what is the approximate number of Backstreet Boys posters/pictures that are both visible, and non visible?
12) In your own personal opinion, exactly how many people should be able to fit into the back of a normal car?
13) Whose add compaigns do you like better, Coke or Pepsi? Nike or Adidas? BSB or N*SYNC?
14) If you could be a popsicle, what type of popsicle would you be?
15) Knee pads, or carpet burn?
16) CRUTIAL QUESTION: Which Backstreet Boy is your favorite? I don't care if you don't like any of them, you are going to have to pick one now, aren't ya!?
17) Do whips and chains excite you?
18) Lights on, or off?
19) Is that damn glass half empty, or half full?
20) Do you enjoy wearing Hawaiian prints? If so, WHY?
21) Do you enjoy going to dances/clubs where you don't know anyone and acting like complete prostitutes?
22) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?
23) Do you seperate your Skittles into neat little colour co-ordinated piles before you eat them?
24) Have you ever blasted super loud music out your window to get the garage band next door's attention?
25) Ever been so desperate for a cigarette that you smoked dried grass rolled up in paper?
26) Do you seethe in rage behind peoples backs, but are extra nice to their faces?
27) Would you ever wear red and pink together?
28) Have you ever danced in a mall when a BSB song came on, gotten dirty looks from teeny boppers, then confronted them, and they ran away?
29) Do you sing really loud in public areas just for the hell of it?
30) How do they get the caramel into the centre of the caramilk squares?
31) How many bagels do you eat per week?
32) Do you happen to have an "interesting"/ever changing hair colour?
33) Can you do a perfect impersanation of an inanimate object?
34) Has ICQ taken over your life?
35) Do you seperate your Skittles and or Smarties into neat, colour co-ordinated piles before you eat them?
36) Can you jsut not get enough?
37) Were you a true 80's child? Did you have a sideways ponytail? Did you wear ripped jeans? BRIGHT clothing? Rather large scrunchies?
38) Could you not go on living without your computer? (sadness...)
39) Have you ever written a drug tes? Sanity test? IQ test? Pregnancy?
AND FINALLY:
40) In your own words, define the term "larger then life." (And if you only say that it is a Backstreet Boys song, I will be very disappointed...)