In Response...
to our hatemail!!!
Yeah!! We finally got some hate mail! Why am i happy about this you ask yourself? Because...now we can respond to (make fun of) whoever wrote to us =) -Star
I would just like to back up that point with: YES! I love hate-mail, I am the QUEEN of yelling at people who piss me off! -Alana
April 23rd, 2000, in the GUESTBOOK:
Hum lets see, I think you so called bitch's are the one who need to get a fuckning clue!!! you all sound like a bunch of jellous assholes!!!!!! oh who gives a flying fuck about whats you losers think about britney spears!!!!!!! why don't you sluts grow up!!! and your the one who's the crack whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There you fucking go i signed your cool guestbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S bsb suck shit and if they ever meet you they'd probably laugh in your face because of how ugly you sound!!!!!!! oh and same goes for brintey spears!!!!!!!!!!! you slut!!!!!
Alana's Response: First of all, this idiot's spelling is atrocious.. Ever thought about actually looking over what you wrote after you have written it? Or wait, does your brain not comprehend the fact that bad spelling makes one look idiotic? I thought not...
And I sound like a jealous asshole, do I? And who would it be that I am jealous of, because I can't figure out just who that person is! And you are calling me a slut? Do you know me? No, I do not believe you do, and even if you have the slightest idea of who I am, I do not hang around idiots like yourself, so how could you in any way know me?
BSB would laugh in my face for how ugly I sound, huh? How can one sound ugly? That is all I am saying... Oh, and also, in MY opinion the Backstreet Boys do not suck. I do not care one way or another what you think of them, that is just my personal opinion. BUT Britney Spears does suck! And that isn't JUST my opinion~ I know a bazillion other people who share the smae feelings!
And thank you for signing my guestbook, because yes, I do believe that it is very cool.
Sarah's Response: Hello. My name is Sarah, and apparently I'm a slut! Now, I find going through the hate mail step by step the most effective way, so here we go again! First of all, I get annoyed when people sing hate mail in our guestbook, it's just rude. If you have a problem with us, e-mail us, but normal people read that book, please, its just not nessecary. Ok, lets begin! "I thnk you so called bitch's are the one who need to get a fucking clue!!!" Um, why not just a clue? why does it have to be a fucking clue? "you all sound like a bunch of jellous assholes!!!!!!" um, actually, we're not jellous, and we're not ass-holes so.... "oh who gives a flying fuck about whats you losers think about briney spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" not the excess exclamation marks, now she's angry; oh and apparently she DOES care what we think about britney spears. Quite a lot actually. "why don't you sluts grow up!!!" um..how old did we say we were? i think thats plenty old enough. "and your the one who's the crack whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" wow...tension much? BITCH. "There you go i signed your cool guestbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yes, yes you did. "P.S bsb suck shit" actually, i don't think they would do that because thats GROSS. "and if they ever meet you they'd probably laugh in your face" been there, met them, not had them laugh in my face. =P "because of how ugly you sound!!!!!!" um, how can someone SOUND ugly? "oh and same goes for britney spears!!!!!!!!!" i'm sure she would, because she is a bitch. of course, i would laugh in her face WAY before she even got the chance. "you slut!!!!!!" how would you know i'm a slut? who said that? it's not true i tell you!!! lol...whatever...
this is what was written on April 11th, 2000:
O.K, Here we go. I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU,YOU BITCH!? WHAT THE FUCK DID NICK DO TO YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE PROBALBY A FAT ASS, GAY, BITCH, WHO WANTS TO GET WITH BRITNEY SPEARS! HOW DARE CALL HOWIE A FAG! IF YOU WERE A FAN AND KNEW ANYTHING YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HIS NICKNAME IS SWEET D BECAUSE HE'S NICE AND SWEET! SO FUCK YOU! AND AS ALWAYS I LOVE BSB AND FUCKING GET A LIFE. Kevin S Richardson 4-eva
Sarah's Response: As usual, I am going to go through the letter section by section. "I can not tell you how much I want to kick your ass!" That's nice...I really care.... "What the fuck is wrong with you, you bitch!?" Actually, i think that YOU'RE the one with problems. "What the fuck did NIck do to you?" He did nothing to us, we like Nick, we just pick on him alot because it's fun, he's funny, and strange. Go to the we love Backstreet Boys section dumb-ass. "I know you're probably a fat ass, gay, bitch, who want to get with Britney Spears!" HAHAHAHAHAHA....k, I'm not a fat ass and neither is Star or Alana, I'm definetly not gay; do you think i'd dayly droll over guys and the Backstreet Boys if I was? Bitch, yeah...I admit it, that I can be. Get with Britney Spears? I DON'T THINK SO. "How dare you call howie a fag!" Um...that wasn't me.... "If you were a fan and knew anything you would know that his nickname is sweet D because he's nice and sweet!" Yeah, I'm a fan, and damn proud of it! I know lots of stuff! Probably more than you! And Howie is really super duper sweet! I mean, he really is, he was extreamly sweet when I met him and I don't think he's gay or mean or anything! "So fuck you!" Thats great... "And as always I ove BSB and get a fucking life." I'm sure you love BSB you stupid teeny-bopper... and i guess you e-mail people that need to get a life a lot? Oh, and how cool is signing your name Kevin S Richardsaon 4-eva...wow...i'm impressed. Oh and people? As a general rule, i'm more likely to respong nicely to a well spoken, elequent letter in non-caps lock. If you at like you have a brain, I'll treat you like you have one.
This is what was written:
Listen U whores you all need to learn to keep your fucking mouths closed. U need to learn to tell the difference between a neck and a double chin. Maybe I'm just exagerating but I think that U are BLIND!!!!
Star's Response : 1st of all, i am not a whore thank you very much. 2nd, i believe it is you that is blind, not us. Does it not say at the very top of the B*tches page that if you do NOT have a sense of humour that you should not keep reading?? Hmmmm???? I think that it does. You should know that this is a humour site, therefore we ARE going to make fun of them. it's only common sense. And really..such language comming from a teenie, i'm shocked, and quite frankly disappointed. if you want to send hate mail, make it worth our while. thankz.
Alana's Response : Well, I was the first one to read this, and I just have to say, HA! I got this at like midnight one night not long ago, and I was SO happy! I love hate-mail! But you know what really pissed me off? I went to reply to this little teeny fucker, and she had my email address on her fucking ignore list! Okay, well you know what I say to that stupid little cow? If you are going to have the fucking audacity to send me a bloody hate-mail, and you put me on your ignore list so that I cannot respond to you, well you lack the courage of your fucking convictions! If you are going to send me some piece of trach writing with no signature on it, then you better fucking let me respond, cause you know what, I have many different email accounts that I can email you from other then this one, so Teeny Boppers beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah's Response : You didn't think you were going to get away from this page before hearing from me now did you? Didn't think so! Okay, first of all I'm definetly not a whore, neither is Star, and neither is Alana. We have friends and people at our school are whores and we are not one of them so don't even think about it! Listen girly, ever heard of fucking free speach? That's what we're taking advantage of here, we have OUR site, full of OUR opinions, and OUR jokes, the we personally think are funny, and so do most people that come here! So don't go telling us to keep our "fucking mouths closed." Because, technically it wouldn't be our mouths it would be our fingers, and since this bopper seems to think that we are posessed be soe evil spirit then it would technically be our fingers closed, which if you think about it is physically impossible, so take my advice, you don't want to get into an argument like this with me, cuz i'll truth you right under the god damn table! Okay, whats next. Oh yes. The double chin comment. Now obviously this girls a Nick fan. I mean, honestly who else could she fucking be talking about! LOL. Anyways, as an Ex (and I mean ex) Nick fan (i know, back in my bopper days..it's sad but true and I admit it.) I used to constantly be defending him saying "he's not fat!" and you know what? You're right. He's not. But he's not toned either! So what if he has weight problems? Who the fuck cares? We're getting laughs and expressing some of our opinions so why the hell do you care what we say or do? You ain't my motha! YOu know what YOU ARE EXADURATING so SHUT-UP.
This time, we got hate-mail in our guestbook..gee thanx. This is what was written::
Hey, you two. Grow up. Why bag on all Americans? It's really weak and easy to do. What else is new? I think non-Americans just have hang-ups cuz they'll never be world powers. Half-joking. Anyway, why not invest in a spell check for your fic? You know what I mean? Leave those teeny- boppers alone, alright? Nick looked great in the Rolling Stone pix >www.rollingstone.com<--and he's not even my favorite!!! They were taken December 1999. Guess the diet worked, right? And, excuse me, what would you, as Canadians know about homie-speak? I bet you're even white, right? In case you didn't know, AJ's Latino. And last of all, if you're such bad asses (ooh, drugs in your fan fic! Scandalous!) why not spell out the cuss words? Wait, there's one more thing. Why is it such an insult to call Howie gay? What's wrong with being gay? Grow up already! Check your high school homophobia. Courtney Ann "Yeh, I'm a Black American" Becks
Sarah's Response: K, first of all, there are 3 of us, Me, Alana and Star, so right off the bat, you're wrong. "Grow up" Okay, we're 15 (soon to be 16) we do not need to grow up, we can be immature little pricks if we want to, we however are not and are quite mature for our age, so why don't you grow up and learn to take a friggen joke! "Why bag on all Americans? ect...." We were not bagging on ALL americans persay, if we were then we would be insulting BSB and we don't really want to do that, we said SOME americans, the ones that we know, and as far as I know, we don't know you. "Why not invest in a spell check for your fic?" We would, except stupid geocities doesn't have a spell-check, we try our best, but we aren't perfect okay so get over it! "Leave those teeny-boppers alone alright?" sure, we'll leave them alone when they are wiped off the face of the earth! They don't like us, and we aren't particualrly fond of them either...I have some friends that are teeny-boppers, and honestly, out of all of the gurlz, I'm the most teeny out of all of them! You know what? I don't care! I can take a joke!!!! "In case you notices A.J.'s latino." Yes, we know this, and yet again (how many times do I have to say this?!?) it's a joke, we are making jokes, that what we do so get over it. "Check your high school homophobia" um, we aren't homophobic, we have open minds, and yet again IT'S A JOKE!!! "Yeh, I'm a Black American" Thats really nice, but we don't really care if you are black, white, green, orange, or purple with yellow dots!!! Thanx, I'm not terribly fond of you either.
Alana's Response::
Okay, now this girl... she must have some funky pent up agression that she just had to let loose on our guestbook or something, cause most of it makes NO sense when it is directed at us 3 girls...
About her saying that America is the world owner... okay, you are an idiot. Maybe because your microscopic little brain makes you think that you are fucking king of the world, that does not mean that the US is! So what if the US are a powerful country, that really means that they are better then everyone else, now doesn't it!? Don't think so!
Wow, okay, this girl saying what would we know about homie speak!? WHAT THE FUCK!? Does she think that there are only Homies in the US? JESUS, people are fucking people wherever you go, no matter what colour you are! I have friends that are "homies" and they are no different from anyone else! And this girl ragging on us cause she is black, and we aren't!? I have nothing agains non-white people! Most of my friends are of MANY different cultures, and I don't treat them any differently then anyone else! You were the one bringing up that whole entire issue!!!!
Girl, in my opinion, GET A SHRINK! Cause no one else could ever possibly help you!
This is what was emailed to us, by yet another screwed up individual::
Dear Mother Fuckers, no one talks about my bone daddy that way!!! If they do they had better wish they hadn't!!!! That is an insult to the Backstreet Boys and also fans. If you are a Backstreet Boys fan your an ass hole to do this to them. That is so wrong what did they do to you?????? Nothing!!!!! Although I did like the Howie part. It was all very true you should email some to him his email is howie@backstreetboys.com But the Nick or AJ part I didn't like because its prue (she actually spelt it that way, it's not a typo) bull shit!!!!!! I know AJs had some funky hair dues (again, her spelling error) But I wouln't do that to boner!!!!! What about Nick!!!!!! Nick is not fat he's just muscular!!!! Well I must leave you and your friends with your fucked up lives. If you want to e-mail me my e-mail is: *********@*****.com (we aren't giving it to you, sorry...)
Sarah's Response::
Okay, i'm going to go through this section by section, "Dear Mother Fuckers," now theres a way to grab our attention!!! "Noone talks about my bone daddy that way!!!" Well, thats interesting, bone daddy eh? You two must be SO close...yeah, riiiight. "If they do they had better wish they hadn't!!!!" Okay, you think the more exclamation marks you put in the better you sound? I don't think so! What exactly are you going to do? Torture us to death by sending us endless hatemails? I'm shaking in my boots bitch. "That is an insult to the Backstreet Boys and also the fans." How exactly is us making fun of BSB an insult to them and the fans? Hmmm... "If you are a Backstreet Boys fan your an ass hole to do this to them." Oh really? Well then. I am so ashamed. (what-ever) "That is so wrong what did they do to you?????? Nothing!!!!!" Okay, no they didn't do anything to us, but they do, do strange wacky hialriously funny things everyday, just like all of us. If anyone cared i'd have one about all the stupid insane things I do on a regular basis! But noone does. *sniff* oh well. We make this site because we want to, not because BSB has done anything to us. "Although I did like the Howie part." um, you're getting your nickers in a twist about us insulting all the guys, and then you're saying you like the Howie section, something doesn't make sense here! "It was all very true you should email some to him..gives email blah blah)" I wouldn't email it to him! HAHA, why the hell would I do that? It's just a joke! Honestly...some people are stupid. "But the Nick or AJ part is prue bull shit!!!!!!" uh, how about no, everything we say has some correctness, but it's a joke. "I know AJs had some funky hair dues but I wouldn't do that to boner!!!!" Okay, I put up most of that section of the page, and I love AJ just as much as anyone! I was commenting on his hair thats all! I think it's cool! So chille okay, and um, please stop calling him boner its severely annoying. "What about Nick!!!!!!! Nick is not fat he's just muscular!!!!!" Okay, now if you hadn't already figured out how teeny-bopper this girl is, here's a main clue. She will not admit that Nicks a little chunky. But you know what? I like him chunky! More flesh to grab!!! *evil grin*. None of us hate Nick, in fact, since we started this site we've grown to like him alot more! "Well I must leave you and your friends with your fucked up lives." Um, thanx, but our lives are just fine... "If you want to e-mail me my e-mail is: *...blah blah blah, we;re not puttng her e-mail up*" Okay, you tell us how much you hate us, and how we're such losers and all, and then you tell us to e-mail you! Something is seriously screwed in your head girly.
Alana's Response::
Wow, okay. First of all, I am SURE that AJ would LOVE to know that you are fererring to him as "your boner." I'm sure he would love that...
Second of all, wow, you are one screwed up individual! I mean JESUS, how much of a teeny can one person actually be? I mean saying that we are doing stuff to the Backstreet Boys? What the fuck? What are we doing? I am not going and spraypainting their fucking house, or anything, am I? And no, I would never do ANYTHING of the sort. All we are doing here is havin a place, on the internet, where we can poke fun at them! (It is just SOOOO easy!)
Okay, the art where this girl said Nick was muscular... I am sorry, but I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. You gotta be BLIND to call that muscle!!!
Okay, this girl is ranting on and on about HER bone daddy, and how no one should insult him.. What the fuck? All we have on AJ on this site is making fun of his wacky hairstyles! And what is SO wrong with that!!? I mean come on, some things just HAVE to be made fun of!
I think, that in all seriousness, this girl should go out there and buy herself a fucking brain, cause her email was just too idiotic for me to comment any further...
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