About Alana

Name: Alana

How old are you? 16, going on 22.

What's your sign? I'm a Taurus. *Bull girls baby!*

Favorite Fruit? It would be either cherries, or watermelon.

If you could dye your hair one colour what would it be?
A dark black, that had an electric blue tint to it...

If you could have one tattoo what would it be and where?
I want a 69 like AJ's around my belly button baby.... Or an armband of thorns on my left arm.

What do look for in a member of the opposite sex?

Well, firts of all that they don't look like this certain guy that I know...*cough* Brent *cough* Sorry, something stuck in my throat. No, but seriously, they have to be sweet, extremely good looking, funny, and willing to grab ahold of life, and takechances.

If you could turn into any animal real or imaginary what would it be?

I would want to be a Unicorn, because they stand for beauty, grace, yet also power, and strength.

Where were you born?
In a hospital. (*no shit, really?)

What's your favorite colour? 
Okay, I have many... either a deep, dark blue, black, or red.

What colour are your eyes?
They are blue! Not green people! No matter what you say, they are still, and always will be blue!

How tall are you?
Okay, I could lie, but I wont even though I am ashamed of how short I am.... 5"6.

If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be and why?
   Huh... I guess if I am talking Backstreet Boys here, it would have to be Kevin, cause I have so many retarded ass questions that I want to ask him... and also, yeah cause he's really hot and I would like to jump his bones...
If I wasn't talking Backstreet Boys, I would have to say Drew Barrymore, cause I think she is just the ultimate cool girl.

What is your favorite quote?
My favourite BSB quote (Well ONE of the many!) Is when Kevin said, "Canadians have
those cute little accents, eh?"
  My favourite thing that a friend has ever said to me would be: "Keep slaying those guys that try and rule your life." Thanks Rissy :)
  I have to add this one in...my favourite Buffy quote would have to be not what Angel says here, but what Faith says:
-Faith, you can't imagine the price for true evil. (Angel)
-Yeah? Well I hope evil takes Mastercard. (Faith)

Favorite Movies:
Oh god, there are so many.....Most recently Mission Impossible 2. (It is THE BEST MOVIE! I am so obsessing over it right now! And also, Tom Cruise is really hot for an older guy!) Um, Interview with the Vampire, Never Been Kissed, The Matrix (Cause of  the violence baby!), Idle Hands (Seth Green is the ultimate cutie, and he is So cool!), and Dirty Dancing (I'm a dancer myself, okay, so shoot me!)

Pick a song that best describes you:
Wild Thing! (too easy!)

Which one, Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
Pepsi all the way! How could anyone drink Coke?

What's your favorite colour to pait your toe-nails? I have this colour called Vampire, and it's like a (duh) blood colour, so I think that's pretty cool. I don't really wear nail polish though, cause if you actually want it to look good, you have to re-do it like EVERY day, and I don't have that kind of time to waste...

What's on your ceiling?
My chandelier (or however the fuck you spell it...), some wood, and  some paint!

What's under your bed?
A whole bunch of dust bunnies....

If you could do anything to the person you hated most, whatwould you do?
I'd either kick Michelle Allan's fucking little ugly prissy ass, or I would severly harm a certain person at my (soon to be old) school.

Any comments? Yes, I have many! Don't buy into the media. You are who you are, and any stupid little snot nosed brat who tries to tell  you what to do, or what to wear can shove their advice up their ass. Be yourself. Don't try to be someone that you are not just to impress some people who you don't even really care about in the first place.  Only trust your own advice. And always remember that in the end, no one matters but yourself!
Oh, and also follow your dreams, and keep the Backstreet Pride Alive!
"I am Buffy!"

You can't stand: Green peace. Those people need to get SUCH a fucking clue... I'd like to slap them around a little bit to help them...
Teeny boppers! I know that I am on the verge with my BSB obsession, but I wouldn't start fucking crying if I was even anywhere near them! It's mostly the little like 12 year old teeny boppers that piss me off...Like hello? asking them to marry you? It's  FUCKING illegal!
  Oh! fake nails! What the fuck is with that new trend!? Like wow, how NOT natural, and fucking ugly does it look? Oh, and also, how the hell do these people expect to do up buttons? Not only is it ugly, it is impractical!

Little known facts:
Kevin is my husband! I'm sorry people,  the secret's out! (okay, that was lame, and stupid, and Irealise that!)

Worst Habit:
I have this really bad habit of dying my hair WAY too often... In march I even dyed my hair twice in the course of a week! I am beginning to be afraid that I am going to end up bald like AJ...

You'd rather be: Rich and famous!

You're glad you're not:
AMERICAN! (sorry all you Americans, but I am proudly Canadian)

When you grow up you want to: Be rich and famous. I want to be a fashion designer, or some shit like that.... Sarah thinks I should be a Backstreet Boys Dancer.... (yeah right.)

If you won $1 million, the first thing you would do:
I'm sorry, but 1 mill is hardly money at all.... But, if I did get it, I would buy another horse.

Favorite Food:
Any kind of pasta, steak!

Favorite Car:
Something that looks sleek, and cool, yet gets me where I need to go.(Sorry, I am not a car person...)
         
Favorie Animal:
Horses!(Haha, Sarah is afraid of them...)

Favorite Backstreet Boy:
Kevin for his BEAUTIFUL body.. And you know what people!? I LIKE the fact that he talks slow! I think he sounds sexy!

Favorie BSB song:
The One!!!! That song is the kick!

Favorite Moment:
I really don't want to share it with the whole world...

Have you met them?
No, but I will! By god I will!!!!!
       
Have you been to a concert?
(This statement is referring to BSB concerts in my opinion, cause otherwise I have been to many concerts.) No, I have not been, and I would have been going to both the toronto, and hamilton shows with Sarah, if they weren't on the same dates that I was in Greece with my fucking school!!!!!!!! Oh, and No, I am not bitter! Not at all! Just ready to kill!

Thoughts on Sarah:
She is hilarious, and she is so awesome! People that don't really know her think that she is some shy little meek girly girl, but I know better... Luv ya girl!

Ever notice:
How fake most celebrities look? And wow, the people that think it's natural! HA!

Funniest word in the world:
Uranus. (I think this cause of that Simpsons episode where Bart was like, "I am the thing...from Ur-anus!)

Song you cannot stand: Pretty Fly for a White guy, by The Offspring. Hello people! They were a band before that fucking song, and suddenly, all these stupid bloody boppers are going
and buying Americana cause of it! Where were you when Smash came out, huh? I love them, I just hate what everyone has done to them! Once again, boppers have ruined aperfectly good band!

Pet Peve?
People that get boob implants!!! Like you actually need them people!
Oh, and also people that think us Canadians live in Igloos, and shit like that! Read a fucking book and learn people!

Any other cd's that you like?
Ray of Light by Madonna, Play by Moby, ummmmm... the Buffy Soundtrack. Clumsy by Our Lady Peace (They are an awesome Canadian band for all you Americans...) um... Title of Record by Filter... Enema of the State by Blink-182, Hooray for Boobies by the Bloodhound Gang.

Worst boy-band?
N'sync!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is NO competition there!

What colour is your room?
It's called Midnight White I believe. It is pretty much a whitey yellow, and the only reason it is that colour is cause my mother painted every room in our house that colour, and she wont let me change mine...

Do you have any animals?
I have 2 horses, 1 cat, and well, two of my cows count as pets...

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Well, I love Canada, and I love living here, but if I could live anywhere, it would be either England or Australia. They are both the kick!

Why the hell are you making this "about me" thing so long?
Cause Sarah is making me! (jokes)

How many houses have you lived in your lifetime?
Is this counting cottages and shit like that? Oh well, I am doing this fucking thing, so I say it is! Okay, I have moved houses once, so two houses, and I go to my farm on weekends, so three, and we have also both my cabin, and my cottage (which I visit both maybe once in the course of 3 years..), so five.

Do you like school?
Well, when I go away to school next year, I am sure I will like it a lot more, but this year I Fucking hate it! Mostly because my whole fucking school is out to screw me... But hey! That's just cause the stupid fucking teachers know that I am so much better then them!  The one and ONLY thingI love about my school though is my friends. They are the best in the world.

Cheers :)

Like you cared at all about anything I just said! But maybe by chance you did...(yeah whatever.)
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