B*tchy Spears

Sarah- Honestly!  The things I do!  my computer is now tainted from looking at Britney spears photos and actually saving them on my hard drive!  Yuck!

Now, why do I loathe Britney Spears you ask...why don't I NOT like her is more the question!  She is an untalented slut, who cannot sing, dance, or dress herslf properly.  Plus...she likes pink  (ugh) and hangs with the like of those A$$ holes N'sync (nsync my ass, they wouldn't have a co-ordinated bone in their body except lou pearlmans got a bone up each one of their asses..you know what i'm talking about)  but anyway...back the the hore britney spears.
-Sarah

    December 19th 1999
  Today Brit came out with her new video..something about her broken heart, i cant quite remember since i'm attemprting to block it from my memory!  Anyways, Much music has played this crap video 4 times in the last 3 hours.  Now, in this video there is a change.  Brit is actually covering more than the bare/ minimum of her body!  I for one am proud of her, although that may be a bit a stretch of the imagination!  She's trying to come across as innocent and actually her age, which again is a stretch, cuz I for one am fairly certain that she's not as young as she is trying to come across.  My opinion of this video is that Brit cannot sing, there are so many back-up singers you can't even tell which voice she is!  The actual video is not AS awful as the others, but that doesn't say alot since her others are crap. 

I very much have to agree with Sarah on the fact that Britney Spears sucks some major ass. I mean, wow, I can't sing, I can't dance, I get boob implants at 17! And yet, hey, I am a slut, there for all of the young girls of this generation love me! I mean geeze, those kids that want to be like her, they need a bloody reality check!
  And look at the guys that she hangs around with anyway, I mean N'suck? Geeze, could there actually be a CHEAPER impersonation of the Backstreet Boys? I mean  what is Britney Spears thinking anyway? Wow, let's get together with N'suck, see how much that will further my career!
  You know, to be totally honest with you, I feel dirty even putting a section on our webpage dedicated to her, but you know what... somebody needs to actually make fun of her, you know why? Cause there is just SO much to make fun of! All I have to do is see a picture of her, and I am set with disses that could go on for hours!
-Alana

ok, so you know that i just HAD to add something to this page. oh geez..i know that i shouldn't have started, cuz i could keep going and going...but i'll try and keep it limited. for your sake, as well as mine. well....i have to say this....crack whore!! (my fav. saying as of late) this girl needs to get a clue and buy some clothes that actually covers more than 30% of her body!  get a clue bitch and get some clothes!  grrrrrrrr  (can't ya feel the love?)
-Star