As proof we have too much time on our hands...here's some more.

AJ:  If I wasn't famous, i'd get made fun of for wearing girly clothes like this hoodie.
Nick::  I hate teenyboppers and sears.
Brian::  Leighanne is drugging me...kill me now.
Kevin::  just lean over a little bit more and maybe my eyebrows will fuse with my eyes.
Howie:: *giggle* even when i'm tying to look angry I look silly.

Howie:: I'm so sultry, come to momma.
Kevin:: Why does Brian have to block my buff chest?
AJ:: I da man!  Look at my buff body, I so sexy.
Brian::  Something, or someone touched my butt!  Grrr....
Nick:: My mommy told me I couldn't show my chest to the teenys, so I have to stay in the water.

Brian::  This is really really really boring...lets look at my nails.
Nick::  Who's hand is on my shoulder?!?!
AJ::  Howie, get away from me you freak.
Howie::  Hehee, someone finally wants to take MY picture!  Yayeee!!

AJ: Shit...I think someone put something in my drink...
Amanda: It wasn't me! I...am...so...drunk....hehehe
Kevin: Hey man!  Don't freak!  You've probably had it before sometime or another...
Brian: he's right man..they way you try these things, I don't think there's an immoral substance that hasn't been abused by you and/or Amanda
Howie: Dude! Lemme have some!

AJ: Brian's butt, is on my head.  HELP!!!!
Howie: This is pretty cool...I thought I was the only one into stuff like this....
Brian: Ok, someone get me off AJ!  His head is going up my butt!
Kevin: I'm being forced to help AJ rape my cousin with his head, while Nick is hugging me.  Help!!!!
Nick: Oh boy!  An excuse to hug Kevin and touch Brians ass!

Kevin: Those lights...are....very bright....
AJ:  Back off.  Back off!  Get your own tattoos!
Howie: *giggle*
Nick: I am going to look like a idiot in this picture...*bevis and butthead voice*
Brian: *humming to himself* I can't look as scary as AJ.

"Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh...."

Nick: "If I reach over a little bit more, I will JUST be able to grab Brians-"
AJ: "Yo Nick, shut up, and let me finish my doobie!"
Brian: "I am Fat Bastard!"
Howe: "See... I can be serious... serious is sexy... grrrr..."
*Kevin thinking*: "Just do the booty dance Kev go on, you can do it... and forget that the rest of them are even here..."

*Nick staring up into ceiling mirror, admiring himself, and practising*: "Who's you daddy bitch, huh? Who da man! Who da man! I'm the man!"

More! More! I want more!
You ain't funny.  Take me home!