Gravediggaz
6 Feet Deep
1-800 Suicide
[Gatekeeper]
So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800 cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life is fucked up from the first day of birth
After watchin Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down a captain for no fuckin reason
And get some LSD, or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombed for the war
Confront an alligator let it eatcha raw
Back to the function, ridin the caboose to hell
Bzzzt, touched the third rail
You fucked up chicken
Now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide
[Grym Reaper]
Hey you little rich kid what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep and
Your pops gots ends but yo he's mad cheap and
Maybe you're a bastard, child ya think?
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe a Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasanga and the pizza man
Now you stand on the Gravedigga lot and
You're singin the blues about the rough life ya got
Not - you don't want to live no more
I guess you're really ready for the graveyard tour
When you get home just seal up your windows and your doors
Turn the oven on high for about 4 hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself cause it's a suicide
[Rzarector]
Six fuckin devils stepped up playin brave god
Had the fuckin nerve to try and enter my graveyard
I'm the Rzarector, be my sacrifice
Commit suicide and I'll bring ya back to life
The first was convinced, stuck a water hose
In his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second one said, "Hmm, that's good but I can top it"
Put an axe up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hands stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your walls on fire
Better yet, go hang yourself with some barbed wire
3 and 4 fell deep into the spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in the lion's den
Number 5 said, "It ain't worth bein alive!"
Smoked a dust joint, mixed it with cyanide
The only one who escaped was number 6
He went home, sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig, goodbye
There's no need to cry
Cause we all die....
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