NOTE: This section wasn't meant to give the message that all Bush fans are as stupid as the ones here. From: SUGAR2242@aol.com
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 1997
To: bushsux@HOTMAIL.COM
Subject: BUSH KICKS

U SUCK BUSH KICKS ASS, U ARE A JEALOUS LOSER! SPED

BUSH LOVER 4/EVER
BUSH LOVER 4/EVER
THERE ARE 2 OF US!
SPED

I'm not jealous of Bush. I don't like them. Why the hell would I be jealous of them? I don't give a flying fuck if there are two of you. But they aren't done yet!

From: SUGAR2242@aol.com
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 1997
To: bushsux@HOTMAIL.COM
Subject: U SUCK

I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL U "U SUCK"

U SUCK

These Bush fans are too lame to come up with anything other than "U SUCK". Actually, I probably didn't have to write a reply to these e-mails, because the messages pretty much speak for themseves.

From: coolside@execpc.com
To: bushsux@hotmail.com
Subject: bush is cooler than you

Your a dumbass and you have no life I think that your just jealous that all the girls like gavin and your still trying to get a life. Your a real big dork if you admit that you don't have a life. Here's a couple reasons why you shouldn't make fun of gavin: 1) He's got a lot more girls than you, your just a dork that likes to make dumb webpages. 2)He could kick that crap out of you. 3)He has a lot more money than you. Again, your just a dork that likes too make dumb webpages. 4)He's in a band and your probably in some dumb nerdy webpage club. 5)He looks better than you. how do i know? because i know what you look like dork. I think one of the better reasons up there is that he gets more girls than you, if you were smart (but your not, you're a dumbass nerd) you would like bush because all the girls do. But no, youd rather make webpages like a nerd and learn all about computers!!!! well goodbye ive let off some steam oh yeah, your probably making fun of gavin because you're gay and you know he's not! byebye you queer!!!!! NERD!!!!!! (X about 500)

This letter is fairly good proof that either A) Bush's music destroys brain cells, or B) All Bush fans are idiots.
1)Any girls Gavin gets are stupid teenybopper sluts. Why would I be jealous of that?
2)Maybe he could. But it'll never be proven.
3)I make enough money to keep me happy. That's all that matters, isn't it?
4)The only "dumb nerdy webpage club" that I belong to is the one that spends maybe 15 minutes a week working on it. BTW, I am in a band. Sort of. Well, not really. But don't assume anyway.
5)You know what I look like, eh? Well, there are a couple of pictures of me on the internet. But I don't send them to anyone. And besides, you don't even know who I am.
I'm glad you let off some steam. Your pathetic letter gave me a reason to start a new section on my page, which I was thinking of taking down. Thanks to you, I'm inspired to keep it up! Good thing Hotmail has a "Block Sender" feature now, so I don't have to listen to fools like this more than once.