These are the survey results as of Dec. 2/97. There's no way brand new surveys will be up here right away, so don't wig out if yours isn't here. I'll put new results on ASAP.

1) Which Bu$h Song Sucks More?

Machinehead: 3
Glycerine: 5
Swallowed: 9
Greedy Fly: 13
They all suck, dammit!: 92
I like Bush and i like all of them.: 34

2) Who is gonna kick Gavin's ass?

Billy Corgan: 14
Dave Grohl: 12
Trent Reznor: 10
Kurt Cobain's Ghost: 13
They're all gonna gang up on him: 64
No! Please don't hurt Gavin!: 25

3) Who do you hate more?

Gavin: 40
Nigel: 9
Robin: 2
Dave: 3
I hate 'em all: 63
I like Bush! I love all the members. Or I'm a teenybopper who listens to Bush because of Gavin.: 32

4) What would you prefer to see?

Dave Grohl bash Gavin over the head with his guitar: 62
Gavin jump off a tall building: 18
A Razorblade Suitcase CD melting: 5
A Sixteen Stone CD melting: 0
The headline: "ENGLISH GRUNGE BAND BREAKS UP": 28
A Bush concert: 35

5) Which song is better?

Thru the Eyes of Ruby, The Smashing Pumpkins: 34
New Way Home, Foo Fighters: 14
Frances Farmer Will Have her Revenge on Seattle, Nirvana: 28
MOTA, The Offspring: 9
Anything, as long as it's not Bu$h!: 37
Personal Halloway, Bush: 24

5) What's your favorite section of our page?

Fake Interviews: 23
Pictures: 11
Game(s): 8
Survey: 13
It's all OK: 68
It all sucks: 28

6) What do you think of our page?

It kicks ass!: 65
It's cool!: 29
It's OK.: 16
Could be better: 11
I hate Bu$h but I don't like the page: 2
I hate it! Bush rules and you SUCK!!!: 25

Last Update: Dec. 2/97