Hospital Report: A young, white male, came in seeking medical attention for a "bad knee". When questioned, the boy gave this account.

"I have this little air freshener thingie that my mom bought. It was more of a decorative item then an air freshener, because......well.......it smelt worse that anything you would want to try to cover up. It was the kind you had to spray, so we just didn’t spray it, and it sat on the T.V. Nobody could stand the smell of it......and I found it amusing when my sister and her friend would gag because I sprayed it. Well one day when her and her friend, were over our house, I struck with my air freshener. When they walked down stairs, they both started gagging at the smell. My sisters friend asked what it was. After sputtering around with her words, she then yelled out of frustration, "It’s that stupid stinky dispenser!". Well, they both came bounding down the steps, grabbed the stinky dispenser, and viciously threw it at me. It hit my knee (which happened to be the one that I got stitches in a few months before). As I screamed in agony, they both burst into fits of laughter. Blinded by rage, I proceeded to hunt them down and kick them both in the shins, as to get even."

The boy sustained no injuries what-so-ever. But this is one of the most vivid pictures we have into the minds of Hoss and Pots.