This letter originated 27 years ago in Newfinland. It came to America about 4 years ago from a man named Hurtzgove Niedlesnitcher who found it under his dinner tray on the air plane he was on to America in 1993. The letter reads- This letter is a perfectly legal representation of luck. It involves no silly superstitions, but the chances of fate. Make 10 to 3000 copies of this letter, no more, no less, and send them to as many people as possible. The more letters you give, the better off you'll be. If you chose not to participate, here are some of the things that may happen to you: Rabid Chinese monkeys and their pet people may come to your door asking for donations for their bowling alley. A guowurst (a giant man eating bratwurst) will chase you down Electric Avenue in the state of Maine until you mercifully scream "My buns are on fire!" until the whole city hears you (or at least until some men in white coats put you in a straight jacket and throw you in the back of their van). You say there is no 32nd of October? Well there will be. Or perhaps you have a sumo wrestler for a next door neighbor. You say you don't? Well you just might get one who likes to sit on houses and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on Thursdays starting at 1:00 AM to 1:00 PM singing "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred (WITHOUT legal consent). Does you dog normally eat toaster ovens? Well he might if you don't send at least 10 copies of this letter. Yeah, it's a lot of writing, but would you rather have to tell a sumo wrestler he should be singing about 5 keys lower? Or the bears at the zoo might hypnotize you into thinking that they are your friends and they want you to join them for "dinner". Several years down the road you might get a bad reputation for peeing on peoples legs while singing the theme song form "The Monkeys". Or you could casually be taking a stroll when suddenly you trip and fall, roll down a hill, and have you head fall off, and no matter how hard you try to get it back on by using glue, staples, or green and yellow post-it notes, it will refuse to stay on. So what are you sitting there for? Start writing. By the way, any coincidences in this letter are purely coincidental.