1. Become a country singers.

2. Write a book on the trouble with a woman and a man (special thanks to Allen Jackson for helping us come up with that idea).

3. Sue people.

4. Pretend we're deaf, and sell cheap little pins taped to card stock, playing off of peoples pity and guilt.

5. Play guitar on street corners (after all, that's how the Dixie Chicks got their start, and they're rolling in cash now.)

6. Sell sugar and flour 'disguised' as crack.

7. Open our own beauty salon (Hoss'n Pots house O beauty).

8. Open our own Restaurant (Hoss'n Pots steak house).

9. Be snipers (special deal for today only....2 for the price of 1!)

10. Write the ballet "The Buttcracker".

11. Write our own tabloid (Hoss'n Pots Inside Skoop).