skye's response to a teeny's retarded question:
Dear Dream:
I have a bottle daniel and ben pissed in I am selling it for 12.75 and Chris's drool and snots in a cup for 15.$
skye's reply to someone pretending to be a teeny
Dear Carrie
Why yes I deliver. I have inflatable silverchair dolls for those teenies that can not be without a man! Only 25$
Also I have Daniel's feminine products 25$ per item
Cold Sore Cream 4$ per quantity
Daniel's used boxers soiled and all (that is a big price for ya)50$
Ben's old drum set and sticks 347.99
Chris's used teddy and bass-- Teddy 30$--Bass 243$
Daniel's favorite silver-blue nailpolish 4$
Chris's broken surf board 200$
All profits go to ME--- and silverchair. I talk to them every night on the phone and they have more merchandise for sale. If any of you are interested call me or Email me.
Carrie your total comes out tooooo
12 bottles of piss--12.75$--153.00
7 bottles snot/drool--15$--105.00$
Total-- 258.00 with discount because you are a long time board memeber and teeny-hater blah blah add that in... blah blah do the math blah blah
Grand Total--100.50$ K... write me check or cash..No plastic PLEASE!!
Also for a very special sale I am selling used condoms by all of them. No they are virgins but, they wanted to look good anyways.
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