Seanna: CHRIS! Would you shu-up about your bellybutton, PLEASE!
Lyn: Yeah, cool it, boy. we are trying to watch a show.
Tv: 1800-Collect, the only way to save cash...44%, it's easy
Lyn: It's easy!
Tv: 44% dial 1800-collect!
Lyn: 1-800-C.O.L.L.E.C.T save upto 44% Eek! What a bargain.
Seanna: No I prefer call ATT...you can win prizes. I like prizes..and surprises.
:::knock at door:::
Ang: I will get it! :::she lets go of Daniel and he collapses, hitting the wall::: Maybe it will be the "party patrol!" ::sqeel:: You have to FIGHT! For your right! To Party!
Ria: Hehe Ben...you don't eat the hamburgers when they are NOT cooked. You have to cook them.
Ben: Does it matter? When they cook they just get hot and burn me mouth on the inside. Then again, so do you!
Ria: :::giggle::: Aw, shu-up
Skye & Seanna: Oooh
Lyn: I don't get it?
Chris: :::gurggle::: Did you know belly-button mold is like that fuzzy stuff in your belly-button? It's like having hairy legs too! Only Daniel doesn't, cause he shaves his!
Daniel: So...I am reaching out toward my feminine side. What is your point? Is that such a thing?
Skye: He said thing! hehe
Seanna: Skye, you watch TOO much Beavis & Butthead
Skye: And what is wrong with that?
Seanna: Nothing, just you watch too much!
Skye: What's your point?
Seanna: I don't have one
Daniel: I know :::hic::: I am going to dance now :::hic::: hehe
Daniel gets up and starts doing the electric slide. Then he switches over to the macerena.
Daniel: Hey..... Buenavista!
Seanna: It's macerena, Daniel
Daniel: What is a macerna?
Seanna: it's the dance you are doing
Daniel: I am not dancing!
Lyn: What are you doing?
Daniel: I dunno!
Ang: Meghan is here
Meg: HI!!!!! I brought Fritos, and Daniel, I brought you the water-proof mascara and Ben, I brought you a uh... magazine.
Ben: Penthouse?
Meg: No...and Chris I brought you...uh...I thought I brought you something?
Chris: ::whimper::
Meg: Ahhh a new leash..there ya go. Skye, here is some Beavis and Butthead collectors cards. Seanna, here is GLAMo magazine and Ang, here are some party decorations. Lyn here is some candy you suggested we get one day.
Lyn: Gummy Worms! Twizzlers and skittles!
Meg: how could I forget Ria..Ria here are some Coloring books and markers.
All of us to Meg: Thank you
Meg: Welcome!
Lyn: Candy rocks. Ok, lets have a party...Ang was right, we need to do something tonight since we have nothing else to do
Ang: Besides, it is the 4th of July
Skye: Woah, it is...
Seanna: Cool...did you get fireworks?
Lyn: Skye, don't even go near the fireworks ok?
Skye: Ok, but why?
Seanna; You wouldn't understand. ::pats her on back::
Skye: Ok, fine
Daniel: I have the perfect outfit for that....yeah...
He runs in the room and comes out in Red satin Cordsy bell-bottoms, a red silk shirt and black satin shoes.
Skye: Daniel, wasn't that like in your dream
Daniel: yeah hehe I went out and bought it after I had that dream. I liked it.
Ang: Kewl...like it....very flashy.
Daniel: ::twirls and stumbles on coffee table triping over his own two feet:: Do you like i?. They are tube-bottom bell bottoms. Disco Tech. eat your heart out, Jackson 5!
Ang: Spiffy
Lyn: Daniel, do you think you put enough make-up on?
Daniel: I didn't put any makeup on. Just mascara and eyeliner
Lyn: Oh...sure
Seanna: I think he looks...what is the word...buff
Ben: Hey...!!
Ria: Hay is for horses
Ben: well, mine is H-E-Y hey..not H-A-Y hey.
Ria: Ok, what is up your butt?
Ben: Oh wouldn't you want to know
Ria: What! Why are you being so rude?
Ben: Because daniel always gets the attention, even on stage. He always gets the dates, always gets the magazine pictures, EVERYTHING. IT'S HIM HIM HIM!
Chris: mememe!
Daniel: Ben, you always get everything. You are just a male-slut with all the women.
Ben: Am not
Daniel: Are too
Ben: Am not
Daniel: Are too Are too
Ben: Are too
Daniel: Are not Are not
Ben: Told ya
Daniel: D@mn! I always fall for that!
Ben: It's because you're a blonde.
Seanna: SOOOO?
Ang: Brunettes Rule
Skye: YEAH.
Chris: Woof
Meg: Uh...
Lyn: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Daniel: my best impression of John Travolta in the 50's. I can disco better then that geezer, anyday.
Skye: hehe, pelvic thrust bonk boy
Chris: What would I do for a klondike bar? I would...KISS KHAN!
Daniel: Sweep is better and you know it
Chris: Khan has MALE parts
Daniel: Sweep is a girl
Ben: that is not what your mother said. You know her hair looked blonder the last time I saw her
Daniel: Cause her and me dad turned on the vibrating bed again. It makes a weird noise...kinda like an airplane and a baby screaming...oh no, wait, that was them!
Skye: Were you spying?
Daniel: Only to see how they do it...I mean No of course not!
Daniel waddled over to the couch and fell face down into the cushion. Ben looked at everyone cooing at him for being so cute.
Ben: Ha I will show them who can get drunk!
Ben: Oh Foostars... Australian for BEER! hehe Tourist Beer..hehe :::guzzle guzzle:::
Skye: Look at his nostrils flair when he breathes out of his nose
Lyn: That was disgusting! Amusingly true, but disgusting
Skye: I know, hehe
Daniel: Get the phone!
Skye: Why?
Daniel: I have some unfinished business to do
Chris: Are you talking about the time when you forgot to put on your underwear and bra for ben or the time you forgot to pay off your neighbor's dog....whoops!
Daniel: Aww, shu-up Chris. for once
Chris: Ok...:::crawls under table and hides:::
Daniel picks up the phone and dials
0: Operator how may I assist this call?
Daniel: Are you the operator I talked to before?
0: I talk to a lot of people everyday, so I wouldn't know
Daniel: Did you give me a number for psycho hotline or some f*cked up crap?
0: Oh, it's you! Uh hold on...
Daniel: No, you hold on...... :::hangs up::: haha I won!
Dials 411
411: How may I take your call, ma'am?
Daniel: I am a guy, b*tch
411: I am going to call the police, sir...
Daniel: did I talk to you before?
411: I don't know you, I talk to a lot of people everyday
Daniel: Are you the one that has upright orgasms? Or the one that told me to dial *69?
411: Oh, it's you...the dumb@ss who doesn't know how to use a telephone. are you a blonde?
Daniel: Yeah, what does that have to do with it?
411: My point made! Leave me alone, SIR!
Daniel: Can you call me Roberto, please!
411: FINE Roberto... get a life!
Daniel: Ok, but I already thought I had one
411: Goodbye!
Daniel: Ok, bye bye
Ben walks in with a can of beer and burps.
Ben: Hiiiiiiii......... ssso like, ummm, wheress the babessss ¤hic¤ :::runs into the door and falls onto the ground in front of Daniel:::
Skye: Ohh he is wasted too..hehe, BEER PARTY!
Ang: Party Party Party Party!
Lyn: Ick, he might puke too
Meg: WE CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY BY SELLING IT TO TEENIES! Think of the profits off of BenChucks and DanielSpews Vomit samples
Lyn: Double Ick
Seanna: eww..but she has a point
Ria: Meg, me and you can do it since no one else wants money
Ang: Oh, I will be your seller. I can go door to door for ya. hehe and do some butt beating while i am there
Skye: I will drive!
Everyone: NO! Nooooooo....Skye you can help Ang deliver...
Skye: I don't get it! Why can't I drive?
Ben: Cause you suck! ¤hic¤ hehe you're illiterate
Skye: I will show you illiterate, Cave boy....you crack @ss!
Ben: Bring it on woman! :::puts his fist up:::
Daniel: Kick his bum, Skye...come on, show him up!
skye kicks him in his balls and he leans foward
Ben: Oh, what a rush!!
Ria: hehe ohhhh, mud wrestling....hey, wait a minute! that is my job!
Skye: Yah, well he needs a beating!
Ben: Oh beat me! beat me!
Skye: ewww. He needs a spank
Ben: yes I do...... he falls on floor and starts laughing. Ria runs over and starts to kick him in the head and he merely sits there drooling. Ang runs in circles yelling fight and Chris is still hidden and Daniel starts singing verses from NKOTB.
Daniel: step by step ohh baby ...gonna get to ya girl...........
Ben: Whomp Whomp
Meg: I am the goddess of Uranus
Lyn: 1800 ABCDEFG
Ria: my turn mememememe
Chris: The ittsy bittsy spider....
Skye: Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily, life is butt a dream
Later-----
Daniel starts painting his toes slowly with porno red nailpolish when he notices helpless ben lying on the ground.
Ben: whomp whomp whomp..... Abstract....beer...Fosters, australian for :::burps Beer:::
Ben tries to get up but falls over and decides to sit there and stare at the ceiling.
Daniel: If I am ever going to cut his hair, it is going to be now.
He runs in the bathroom and grabs a pair of scissors.
Daniel: AHHHHH I can't do it like THIS. My make up is ALL Wrong. Ugh!
1 hour later----
Daniel: Fresh fully clean..you're not fully clean until your fresh...Ben????
Everyone is up against the tube watching re-runs of Beavis & Butthead
Skye: What did I tell you..its addictive. hehe
Everyone laughs
Daniel: Where is ben?
Everyone: Out in the hall
Daniel opens the door and sees ben running around, knocking on doors. He trips into a room and gets a door slammed in his face.
Ben: my face hurts
Knock Knock
Ben: Is your refridgerator running?
Person: Yes, it is
Ben: Then go CATCH IT
Knock Knock
Ben: Are you PT?
Person: what....no...I don't think
Ben: Potty trained
Person: what a potty mouth!
Ben: I would rather prefer urinals, thank you
:::SLAM:::
Ben: My face...OUCH
Ben looks over....
Ben: What do you want, Daniel?
Daniel: You.......
Ben: No....see uh.....:::think ben think::: I am having this intimate relasionship with..uh....THE WALL.
Ben hugs the wall and kisses it
Ben: me and the wall are one of a kind
Daniel: Yeah, you both are brainless pointless objects and I want one more thing out of you
Ben: What is that, pretty boy..you martian...You can't have my balls. Me an sylvester never part.
Daniel: Stop calling me MARTIAN
Ben: Then stop applying TONS of makeup you SWAMP THING
Daniel: I am not applying TONS...just enought to take in full coverage.
Ben: So what do you want me to call you... Queen Fiji of the garbage heap or something?
Daniel: IT'S ROBERTO
Ben: so what do you want Roberto, more mascara?
Daniel: to cut your hair
Ben: NO...leave me hair alone...I am not letting you down my pants EVER after what you did to Ozzy. you might just be another Lorena Bobbit!
Daniel: The hair up there!
Ben: AHHH no don't touch me, madman
Daniel: Come here! he runs after Ben and Ben runs toward the door. He gets out of the hotel and dashes to the freeway
Ben: RAPE RAPE
Ben: STOP LOOKING AT ME TWIG...OR I WILL SNAP YOU.... YOU MONSTOR..you look like seaweed, get away, slimy boy.
Daniel makes a jump for it and gets on ben, taking him to the ground
Daniel: Damn your hair, you dickhead!
he begins to chop it off
Ben: MOMMMY he is HURTING MY GROIN!
Daniel: hahahahahah! Take that, you dead end f*ck!
5 minutes later
Ben: My head is naki...it's naki and cold!!!!!!! Daniel...I ......I....LOVE YOU.
Daniel: You do? I just chopped off all your hair....Oh yeah... I LOVE YOU TOO
:::embrace:::
Daniel: I am so turned on
Ben: Me too...now you can rub my head...and get good luck...I am a good luck charm..guess I wont need my stinky shoes.
Daniel: Guess not
Meg: Ben, where is Ben. Daniel, what did you do to him?!
:::Ben puts on a stupid cheesy grin:::
Skye: Find ben, chris. come on boy.
Chris sniffs ben's leg and wraps his body around it Skye screams
Skye: MR CLEAN AHHHHHH I LOVE YOU. She jumps on Ben's back
Ang: No, it's that guy from Star Trek...beam me up, scotti!!!!! she points to the SKY!
Lyn: ewww look at Daniel's 'scara! its running
Daniel: Oh f*ck.....now I look bad
Ben: I like your outfit though...very chic! Turns me on...
Ria: Ben, it's Ben...Daniel cut his hair. Daniel you suck!!!!! He looks like an OLIVE!
Skye: I want you, Mr. Clean..you make floors shiny like new
Ang: Skye, it's that dude from star trek that always wears red tighty pants.
Meg: No No No, it's that guy from 120 minutes, Matt Pinfield. Matt, did you lose weight?
Ben: I am Ben! Big Ben Gillies.
Skye: MR CLEAN MR CLEAN.
Chris: ben ben ben ben ben
Ang: I am telling youm it's that guy from Star Trek
Meg: it's matt pinfield
Everyone: Seanna, what do you think
Seanna: he looks like an elephant to me..NO-more like a giant Pickle....yeah, a giant pickle!!!!
Daniel: it's Ben..I shaved his hair off...
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!! Ben???
Ben: Yeah..me and Daniel are in love now, cause he can look like the woman and I can be the buff suave MANLY MAN!
Daniel: I am female, hear me roar!!!!!!
:::smooch hug:::
AWWWWWWWWW
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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