So, you wanna know who Rebecca and Heather are eh? Well, here ya go...

The Real Story

Heather and Rebecca met 6 years ago in grade 5. Rebecca, wearing her beautiful black and white plaid pants, sat down in the desk in front of Heather. That October Heather was invited to Rebeccas birthday sleepover. Heather wasn't quite sure what to expect and hesitated to go. But in the end, she did, and boy oh boy, wrapping people up in toilet paper was never as fun as it was that night. Heather and Rebecca became friends, (sigh). Then one day when they were 13, just when everything was going great, and life couldn't be better for either of them, Rebecca called Heather. Here is a dramatization of that phone call...

Ben-"Hello?"
Rebecca-"Hi, is Heather there?"
Ben-"Huh?"
Rebecca-"Alright Ben, it's ok, put down the chips, and go find your sister,
 the kraft dinner can wait a few minutes."
Ben-"huh? Fine."
*silence*
Heather-"Hello?"
Rebecca-"Hi"
Heather-"Hi"
(It does get more exciting)
Rebecca-"Guess what?"
Heather-"What?"
Rebecca-"I'm moving.."
Heather-"*gasp* where to?"
Rebecca-"Australia"
Heather- "DEAR GOD, NOOOOO!!!!!"
Rebecca-"I know. I feel for you. I can't handle, what about side of beef?
I can't leave him here. He must come with me!!"
Heather-"For christ sakes, calm down Rebecca, he's a full grown, and I mean
 FULL GROWN teenager, he can handle, just let it go"
Rebecca-"Alright, but I'm telling you, I better find another FULL GROWN
biker in Australia, or God knows what I'll do. I HAVE to!"

The call continued on. A few months later, on December 1st 1995, Rebecca left Canada on her way to Australia. She stayed there for a year and a half when she called Heather again in July of 1997. Here is a dramatization of THAT call:

Ben-"Hello?"
Rebecca-"You know the routine, go get her"
Ben-"Yes, master."
Heather-"Hello?"
Rebecca-"Hi, you know the routine.."
Heather-"DEAR GOD NO!!! Where to this time?"
Rebecca-"Brittish Columbia"
Heather-"hm"
Rebecca-"I know, I feel for you. I can't handle, what about Kyle? I can't
 leave him here. He must come with me!!"
Heather-"For christ sakes, he's a FULL GROWN biker, he has to stay, he 
can unsquish his bike on his own. Get a hold of yourself."
Rebecca-"ok"

The call went on and within weeks Rebecca was in the Victoria airport waiting for Heather to get off the damn plane. What's this, you ask, Heather in Victoria? Why yes, my little grasshoppers, Heather went to visit Rebecca! Oh my goodness, you say, how wonderful!

Heather spent 3 weeks in Comox, see here for the full story. Or just part of it. That pretty much Heather and Rebecca in a nutshell. Here's us:

HEATHER

Heather is 17 years old and lives in Ontario. Here's an artists drawing of her:

She doesn't look like this anymore. She likes bands like Operation Ivy, Anti-Flag, I-Spy, Lifetime, Choking Victim, d.b.s., The Bouncing Souls, Rancid, Screeching Weasel, Against All Authority, The Exploited, The Suicide Machines, Assorted Jellybeans, Peter and the Test Tube Babies and many more. She snowboards too. She has a Morrow Revert and it's cooler than you can imagine. She skateboards too. She has an Alien Workshop deck and Grind King trucks. She plays bass in no band. She has a Samick bass and it sucks a bit.

E-mail Heather

REBECCA

Rebecca is 16 years old and lives in Brittish Columbia.

This is her.

She too doesn't look like this anymore. She likes bands like Rancid, d.b.s., The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, NOFX, Strung Out, Operation Ivy, Assorted Jellybeans, Suicide Machines, Boucing Souls, No Use For a Name (I dunno if these are right. I made it up. but i think its true) She snowboards too and has a Joyride. She skateboards too. She has a Girl deck and Independent trucks. She has a Fender Squire.

E-mail Rebecca



Old Pics

In January '98 Rebecca came to see Heather. They went to see the Assorted Jellybeans. Before they left they were very happy. Click here to see how happy they were.

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Aren't they happy? Or stoned perhaps in Rebecca's case... The night went on and they left to go to the show. They waited through three other bands and finally the moment came when the Assorted Jellybeans would take the stage. But no.... they never did, they never showed up. They were very sad after the show. Click here to see how sad they were.

They are very sad.


If you wanna talk to either of these two hotties you can find us on IRC sometimes. Join #slinkymouth in DALnet. Rebecca is teenage_freakshow and Heather is runkpock. Or you can find us on ICQ. Rebeccas number is 3537130 and Heathers is 4364921. Yeeehaaw.

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