We're getting a bus. Yes, yes we are. We sure are. Many of you (if there are many), are probably wondering, why? Why a "punk rock bus"? Well, here it goes...

The PUNK ROCK BUS is alive. We just don't know where. We'll find it, oh yes we will. And it'll only be a matter of years before the phrase "Here comes the punk rock bus" is as common as "Hello". Only a matter of years before you'll be one of the millions (hundreds? tens?) running out of your house (gutter?) chasing after our bus...

First, let me take you on a tour of the bus...

The bus will be your standard yellow school bus but not yellow. No, no, no, not after we get our hands on it. It'll be transformed into a work of art. The plans arent finished quite yet. As a few minor difficulties stand in our way. We've already found one chair. A pink chair. Costing $12.95 from the friendly people at The Salvation Army, somewhere on Vancouver Island, B.C. Thank you to everyone who is working to make this dream chair a reality. Never in my life has a flourescent pink, nice, squishy, disease-filled chair meant so much to me. The chair isn't everything. The bus is just in its infancy, many more ideas are to come. And here are only a few...

A carpet. But not your average carpet. This carpet will be made out of 4 (count em 4) layers of foam (the squishy kind, godammit) and topped of with the hairiest rug in the entire Salvation Army history.

The biggest collection of punk rock/ska CDs you've ever seen. This too is in its infancy. (Any donations will be most graciously accepted)

A tent. What else can i say... Every bus needs a tent, and this one will have one of the best...

The punk rock cat. The punk rock bus will never go anywhere without the punk rock cat. Keep that in mind...

Ice cream truck music. Keep your ears open for this one... It'll be blaring out of the speaker on top of the bus, just to let you know we're in town.

Click here to find out what you'll hear when the bus passes you. Always be prepared...

WARNING: These are only the ideas of Heather and do not neccissarily reflect the ideas and/or desires of the other bus drivers. Viewer discretion is advised.

COUPONS for a free ride on the PUNK ROCK BUS.

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Three people will be running the bus(and perhaps a fourth who would like to be known as the "roadie" although he hasn't shown much interest recently.*UPDATE* The "roadie" has confirmed his desires to come along, so we're a foursome now *just a reminder to Ian* The bus is not YOURS, you're supposed superiority does not, by any means, give you the bus, unless of course you'd like to buy the bus, then we could maybe talk about ownership later on but until then, the bus owns YOU and you will call it "daddy"). We'll be bringing it to your hometown in search of a punk rock show, or anything even mildly amusing. These four are Rebecca and Heather (who you've already met) and Ian and Dave. This is Dave. Isn't he pretty?

Pictures of Rebecca and Heather aren't available as of yet. Tough fucking shit. Go here to see a guy who turned a bus into a work of art. His isn't as punk as ours and ours will be much better.

If you'd like to help out with the punk rock bus...

Dontations are being accepted. See below for details. If you'd like to go one step farther and be a part of the punk rock bus you can. The first person to donate 1 million dollars and a bus will be the honorary bus driver until we get bored of you. Don't let a chance like this pass you by.

If you'd like to send donations of $20, $50, $100 or preferably more send an email to Heather or Rebecca

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