Compulsive Boredom
(Danylo-Buric)

Singer-Buric/Danylo


How do you get to Westminster Abbey
Without going through Parliment Square?
Do you care?
If you do
Then I got a bridge for you
Down in Brooklyn

Jack be awesome Jack be aloof
Jack missed the stick and jumped off the roof
What a goof
Caused a scene
Said the royal king and queen
Of Sri Lanka

Compulsive Boredom
Has got me down

I used to take Latin but now all I remember is
Aw, drat, now I forget
I admit
I need a break
I need to eat a lot of cake
Maybe chocolate

Life is kinda funny when you're looking at it
Through the wrong end of a telescope
With a cracked lens, anyway
I could talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
and talk and talk and talk with nothing much to say

(solo)
SPOKEN:
Voice 1- Oooohh! Look at the clouds!
Is that a crack pipe smoking squirrel?

Voice 2- Nah, It's more like
a hammer weilding self-inflicted anti-Republican mink

Voice 1- Yeah.... Now I see it......!

Can you walk on water, can you fly in the sky
and do a double flip kick, or not
Take a shot
Waste some time
Doesn't even cost a dime
Just a dollar

Time flies when you're having fun, but never when
you're in the drivers license line
Hear me whine
See me dance and do a split and rip my pants
Ooohhh, I hate that

Compulsive Boredom
Has got me down

Life is kinda funny when you're looking at it
Through the wrong end of a telescope
With a cracked lens, anyway
I could talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
and talk and talk and talk with nothing much to say

I know a guy named Dan who got a van
and painted it yellow and pink
I do think
I need that break
I could really use that cake
Maybe chocolate

Compulsive Boredom
Has got me down

COPYRIGHT 1997 BILL DANYLO AND MIKE BURIC