Do you have a question that you would like to ask Dick? I'm sure that Dick would love to answer your question for you. If your question is about anything from love to advanced calculus, Dick knows the answer and he doesn't mind sharing his knowledge and wisdom with his admirers, so don't hesitate and ask him a question today!
To ask Dick a question, send an e-mail to ask_dick@hotmail.com. You should make sure to leave your name, your favourite beer (i.e. Miller Lite) and whether or not you want the question to be posted on this page.
Previously Asked Questions:
Q: Hey Dick, what is the capital of Minnesota?
A: The capital of Minnesota is St. Paul, the twin city of Minneaoplis. There are lots of lakes in Minnesota.
Q: Hey Dick, I think my husband is cheating on me. What should I do?
A: Well people tend to say the truth after having a few good beers (i.e. Miller Lite) so I suggest you give him some beers and then approach the subject and you will then find out the truth.
Q: Hey Dick, what is the Taylor expansion of sin(x) about c=1?
A: Ok, well this problem is quite elementary, so I think all you need is a good brewsky (i.e. Miller Lite) to help focus your brain waves. If this doesn't work, then maybe you should go out for a few beers with your calculus professor because I'm sure he/she would enjoy it too. Even calculus professors need a break now and then.
Q: Hey Dick, why are you hanging out in a lousy no good web page like this one?
A: Well, the world is a funny place. What more can I say? It's not like Steve gives me free Miller Lite or anything. Actually thats a good point. I can do a lot better than this.
