Saybek's Theory Of January `98.

What theft protection devices really do.

These are the big gate like objects that guard the front door of book shops, music shops and every other type of shop.

FACT:In 1992, one of these devices was actually responsible for killing someone. (NOTE: It is not proper to believe everything you read on the net but there is proof - read the book quoted at the end.)

Anyway, the person that died was fitted with a pacemaker, an instrument designed to `remind' the heart when to pump blood. Anti-theft devices emit low levels of radiation, in this case reprogramming the pacemaker to beat at a rate that was unfortunately not conducive to the maintenance of human life as we know it.

THEORY: Alien implants, little microchips implanted in some abductees bodies, are continually updated with instructions via these anti- theft devices. It is virtually impossible to avoid these devices in one's life (reflecting the alleged degradation of today's society) and as such they make easily available ways to enforce certain human activity.

It has been suggested that the world governments control `alien' abductions and so perhaps they are in fact the ones that wish to program the citizens of the free world with instructions like:

     *  `Pay more tax.'

     *  `Trust the government.' 

     *  `Believe every report into any suspicious accident.'

     *  `The government is not a waste of money.'

     *  `Always do your laundry on the same day of the week. This enables us
to notice  change in your routine.'

     *  `Always smile for surveillance photos. Especially the ones you don't
know are being taken.'

     *  `Go a little bit faster when there is a police car following you.'

     *  `Launder stolen money through casinos - the government gets 20%.'

     *  `Any hum on the telephone is just electrical interference caused by
other electrical appliances within my own house, and definately not some
organization listening to my phone call.'

     *  `The growing number of satellites in space are not spy satellites -
they are weather satellites which enable long range weather forecasting to
be more acurate.'


END OF THEORY MY SOURCE: Computer-Related Accidental Death: An Empiracal Exploration written by Donald MacKenzie, published in "Science and Public Policy Journal", August 1994.

A NOTE: Have you noticed how these weather satellites are only accurate for `long term' forecasting? This is because weather people are not getting any better at predicting if it will rain next Wednesday and as such to say the satellite will improve short term predictions would be stupid, even for a government.