What if the earth was composed of chocolate? Maybe Martians, Plutonians (whoever) attacked us solely for the purpose of eating our planet and not our brains, as suggested in sci-fi shows throughout the eons.
And if our earth was chocolate, would there be a kinder surprise toy inside it and what would it be? I'm guessing a pathetic jigsaw. It's bad enough when we buy one and get a crap toy but how would you feel if you came 3 billion miles, took over 3 billion people, and got a crappy jigsaw. Makes you wonder if space travel is really worth it.