"Mayonaise and Malaise" by Local H
From "Ham Fisted"
Tabbed by Christopher Cross

Regular Tuning

/ = Slide
p = pull off
pm = Palm Mute

Intro

e|---------------------------------------------------------
b|---------------------------------------------------------
g|-13---13--13--11--11-11---9---9--9--7///9///7------------
d|-------------------------------------------------7~~-7-7-
a|-11---11--11---9---9--9---7---7--7--5///7///5p0--7~~-7-7-
E|-------------------------------------------------5~~-5-5-
         
                                               *  
-----------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------
--16--16-16--14--14-14--12--12-12-10///12///10p0--5~~-5-5--
--------------------------------------------------5~~-5-5--
--------------------------------------------------3~~-3-3--

* = after playing twice, end intro here and go to......

  PM...............
e|------------------
b|------------------ then go to Verse
g|------------------
d|-5555555555555555-
a|-5555555555555555-
E|-3333333333333333-


Verse

Hit each chord 16x
e|----------------------------------------------------
b|-----------------------------------3333333333333333-
g|-1111111111111111-2222222222222222-2222222222222222-
d|-2222222222222222-2222222222222222-0000000000000000-
a|-2222222222222222-0000000000000000------------------
E|-0000000000000000-----------------------------------

--------------------   ---------------------
--------------------   --------------------- Play this F chord riff
--------------------   --------------------- every other time during
-5555555555555555---   -44444444------------ the verse. The c-chord  
-5555555555555555---   -44444444------------ is only hit 8x when playing
-3333333333333333---   -22222222------------ the f afterward.

then comes a Palm mute verse

  PM..........................................................

e|---------5-----------------5-----------------5-------
b|---------------5-----------------5----------------5--
g|-------------8-----------------8---------7------7----
d|-----7-----7-----------7-----7---------7---7--7------
a|---7---7-------------7---7-----------5---------------
E|-5-----------------5---------------------------------

---------5-----------------3-----------------------------
---------------5-----------------3-----------------------
-----7-------7-----------------4-------------------------
---7---7---7-----------5-----5---------------------------
-5-------------------5---5-------------------------------
-------------------3----------------3/////15--3/////15---


After verse while Scott is singing " to go..................."

e|-------------------------------------
b|-------------------------------------
g|-88888888888888888888888888888888----
d|-99999999999999999999999999999999----
a|-99999999999999999999999999999999----
E|-77777777777777777777777777777777----

Play the first half of the intro then play the verse again
then 


Play intro once and then this variation of the intro
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------
b|-----------------------------------------------------------------
g|-13---13--13--11--11-11---14---14--14---13///14///13-------------
d|--------------------------------------------------------7~~-7-7--
a|-11---11--11---9---9--9---12---12--12---11///12///11p0--7~~-7-7--
E|--------------------------------------------------------5~~-5-5--

-----------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------
-16---16--16---14---14--14---12---12--12---10///12///10p0--
-----------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------

pm...............
-------------------
-------------------
-------------------
-5555555555555555--
-5555555555555555--
-3333333333333333--

Play verse over and over again

Play this little solo under the verse chords at the end

e|---------------
b|--------------- All bends are 1/4 except 6b which is 1/2
g|---------------
d|--9b-7b-6b-----
a|---------------
E|---------------

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