EVERYBODY'S FREE (TO WEAR SUNSCREEN)-Baz Luhrmann
Ladies
and gentlemen, the class of '99Wear Sunscreen
If
I could offer you only one tip for the futureSunscreen would be it
The
long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
Whereas
the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own,
Meandering
experienceI will dispense this adviceNow
Enjoy
the power and beauty of your youth
Never
mind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth
until
they've fadedBut trust me
In
twenty years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in
a way
you can't grasp now
How
much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked
You
are not as fat as you imagineDon't worry about the future
Or
worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve
An
algebra equation by chewing bubble gumThe real troubles in your life
Are
apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind
The
kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday
Do
one thing, everyday, that scares you Sing
Don't
be reckless with other people's hearts
Don't
put up with people who are reckless with yours Floss
Don't
waste your time on jealously
Sometimes
you're ahead, sometimes you're behind
The
race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself
Remember
compliments you receive Forget the insults
If
you succeed in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters
Throw
away your old bank statements Stretch
Don't
feel guilty if you don't know what you wanna do with your life
The
most interesting people I know
didn't
know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives
Some
of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't
Get
plenty of calcium Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're
gone
Maybe
you'll marry Maybe you won't Maybe you'll have children Maybe you won't
Maybe
you'll divorce at 40
Maybe
you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary
Whatever
you do, don't congratulate yourself too much Or berate yourself either
Your
choices are half chance So are everybody else's Enjoy your body
Use
it every way you can
Don't
be afraid of it, or what other people think of it
It's
the greatest instrument you'll ever own Dance
Even
if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room
Read
the directions, even if you don't follow them
Do
not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly
Get
to know your parents You never know when they'll be gone for good
Be
nice to your siblings They're your best link to your past
And
the people most likely to stick with you in the future
Understand
that friends come and go But with a precious few you should hold on
Work
hard to bridge the gaps in geography and life style
'Cause
the older you get
The
more you need the people you knew when you were young
Live
in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard
Live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft Travel
Accept
certain inalienable truths Prices will rise, politicians will philander
You
too will get old, and when you do You'll fantasize that when you were young
Prices
were reasonable, politicians were noble
And
children respected their elders Respect your elders
Don't
expect anyone else to support you Maybe you have a trust fund
Maybe
you'll have a wealthy spouse
But
you never know when either one might run out
Don't
mess too much with your hair Or by the time you're 40 it will look 85
Be
careful of whose advice you buy But be patient with those who supply it
Advice
is a form of nostalgia
Dispensing
it, is a way of fishing the past from the disposal Wiping it off
Painting
over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth
But
trust me on the sunscreen