Ol' Dirty Bastard


Return To The 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version


Intro


[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
I uhh, I never saw so many people tonight
I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good
I'm glad that y'all givin it up for uhh-
Y'all givin it up for him that's good
Y'all make me want to cry or somethin
Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night
For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones
Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low la-lal-lah-hah
And tonight, you're gonna to see that you never seen before
Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set they self to do
This fuckin guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy
He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer ever since
Uhh, what's the guys name? (Ol Dirty!!)
Uhh, ah, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy
And you really need- I mean need to really get to know him
Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns
From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth
Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for
The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean the Ol' Dirty Bastard
I love that guy!
(Ol Dirty!)

Yes, how y'all doin out there?
I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night
Cause I'm happy to be living, you know
A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit
You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man
KnowI'msayin?
And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all
You know but, but I really came here tonight *sniff*
For one reason *sniff* just cause *sniff* I don't mean to cry
I don't mean to cry
Go ahead you can play that shit man, play it man
I'm tired of this shit, remember, member the time I told y'all
When I got burnt with gonorrhea, yeah
Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamnit
Ohh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea
So I didn't get burnt one time
I got burnt actually two times when you really look at it
Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off
Yeah the bitch died... I killed the bitch
She suffered a long pain bitch had to go bitch had to go
I-I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life
But the pussy was good... yes the pussy was good! Shit the pussy was good!!...
I just want you to know girl!
That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written by Blowfly
And I want all y'all to hear this shit
It's just a poem that I writ for you girl
*paper crinkles* Let me get my shit girl

(singing)
The first time, ever you sucked my dick
(Thank you thank you)
I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls
Somethin shot out of me real fast
First time...
No I'm just kidding witchall
How y'all feelin
Listen to the album cause it's BANGIN

"We have only 35 chambers, there is no 36th"
"I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber"
"Oh? And what would that be?"


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