by kristen
my friend heard this really funny story on the net about that arthritus stuff, bengay. there's these three guys & they all say ''after a hard day's work i go to bed with ben-gay''. she told me that yesterday & i think it's the funnniest thing in the world!! i think sc should do a ben-gay commercial. it would go a little something like this:
Daniel: Hi, i'm daniel johns, and after a hard day's work of watching the tele, i like to go to bed with sweep.
Ben: uuhh, dont u mean bengay?
Daniel: huh? oh yeah, not like i can tell anyway, your such an animal gillies.
Ben: (blushing) and why is bengay the best, for those who don't know?
Daniel: because it makes me feel like a man.
Ben: chris? what do you have to say about bengay?
Chris: ummm..(turning red) um..i go to bed with..ummm......KHAN!!!! I LOVE KHAN!!!!! KHAN MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!I LOVE KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts crying) i'm...so sorry .....i didn't mean that..YES I DID!! YES I DID!! YES I DID!! i'm sorry, its all the bengay i've been using......it's just that ..i cant decide who i like better, khan or bengay.
Ben: dammit chris, try reading off the cards. anyway folks, remember to use bengay. call 1-900-BENGAY for your free sample.
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