by skye
Jeanna and Skye strolled down the shore walking a helpless teeny who was sniffy the ocean sand, holding a pair of purple pocadot boxers (from some helpless guy) that she ripped off.
Jeanna: Her fever is coming down, see?
:::shoves thermometer in skye's face:::
Skye: FINALLY! :::takes Cat O' 9 tails and whips it on the sand...Tanya takes off and drags them behind:::
Jeanna: Do you think that 50 millagrams of Bio-Teeny morphine will last till sunset? I mean, we must test it in front of you know who tonight and if this stuff doesn't wear off and we have to use another dosage then...she will overreact and combust into total hyper contraction. Basically a NUT BALL.
skye: Is there anything wrong with BALLS, JEANNA?
Jeanna: No I was just being...intelligant.
Skye: Far from it
Jeanna: Hey, I am not the one with blonde hair!
Skye: DO I LOOK BLONDE, BITH!
Jeanna: No, but we all know your roots are :::laughs:::
Skye: AH, are they growing out again!?
Jeanna: hehe
As they continued to make their way down the beach, Tanya started standing up. Skye and Jeanna looked at each other, concerned
Skye: Did you spike her medicine with Dog Talc mylanta?
Jeanna: Yeahh...hehehe..I mean of course not, why would I do such a thing?
Skye: Oh gee...this is going to be...
No sooner had she spoken up when Tanya sniffed the air and jetted down the beach and skye and jeanna ran behind her in total embarrassment and torment.
Skye: Make her stop!
Jeanna: You make her stop!
Finally, we looked up only to see the trio of Chairheads setting up a blanket on the beach in a secluded section totally deserted from mankind. Except us
Daniel: What the......:::BAM! Skye falls on floor next to Daniel and Jeanna falls on top of him:::
Jeanna: Hi...hows it hanging!
Daniel: It was until you showed up....:::both get up abruptly::
Both: Hi...I am ________ (fill in for name either Jeanna or Daniel) Oh..I am sorry...Oh you go..I mean Ok..Oh sorry, I am shutting up now!
Skye looked down and saw Chris clinging to my leg with puppy eyes
Chris: Take me home and let me beg for mercy! Call me big daddy!!!!
Skye: Yeah (trying to ply him off her legs) Sure... big daddy, now let me go please!
Chirs is still hooked on but slowly retreats and Tanya looks at him and meows
tanya: Are you the drummer or their manager?
Chris: I am the bassist..I like penguins...meet Prudince! :::points to air...his invisible friend:::
Tanya: COOL!
Jeanna: So...Daniel...what is up with uh...the floral boxers?
Daniel: Uh...my mum went to K-mart the other day and bought me heaps of things. I have HANES HER WAY- is that not h¤ll?
Skye: Oh dude, did you see the purple ones with green hawaii coconut plants on them?
Daniel: Yeah...I....
Jeanna: :::butting in::: Skye... get another babe...this one is MINE! And they are coconuts...not a type of male organ, babes!
Skye: Oooh! I knew that...Yeah uh...coconuts. Uhhu! :::looks at Ben::: So, do you like coconuts Ben?
Ben: Yeah (concerned) but his have green and mine are blue and sometimes red. Is something wrong with WINSTON!
Chris: who is winston, ben?
Daniel: his pet deeck! Yeah...(rubs suntan lotion on himself) Oh damn, it is getting inbetween my nails. That is not good. Now my nails will be oily and sand will be stuck in there...and they won't be clean...and I hate dirty nails...especially when I don't have my nail polly with me NOW!
Chris: I think I lost weight, WOW!
Ben: If you did, I am surprised. I mean, I thought you would gain more after that ice cream you ate last night.
Chris: Aww shu-up
Tanya: GRRRR
Skye & Jeanna: Oh yeah. guys, this is Tanya :::whispers::: she is a .... teeny! So be careful..we are doing experiments on her as of now and uh...:::cough::: she thinks she is .... a dog.
Ben: well she looks like one!
Skye: We have also started her on AOL to see how she would work on silverchair boards
Daniel: Cool, what is her name!?
Skye: Tanya!
Daniel: No, the other name she has...her second name!
Ben: she only has one, freak. nasty!
Daniel: You know you like it, Ben
Chris: cool it, swamp thing...it's her screen name he is talking about!
Daniel: You are just a computer nerd, that is why you know so much
Chris: :::sniffle::: Maybe you just know so little
Skye: You don't want to know!
Daniel: Yes I do! I want to know
Skye: hehe MsDanJohns..or Tanya the TeenyBopper!
Daniel: AHHH! she claims me and I DON'T want her to like me..she is nasty..she can't even dress right and stay normal
Chris: Like you can!
Daniel: don't make me come over there
Chris: You wouldn't be able too..strong offshore wind..you would fly strait to Tahiti!
Ben: hehe...You always said you were light as a feather stiff as a board
Daniel: NO, I never said that...I don't think
Skye: Anyways...we are testing her to see the severity of the illness..and we need you to join us tonight at our apartment with 2 other teenies... 5 all together. by tonight, we should have maybe 5 or 6, depending on the experimental difficulty and the rest of the Teeny Treatment Technicians!
Daniel: No way....everytime a teeny comes near me, I always walk away with nut pains or Jock itch
Ben: It's because you don't shower..and mess your self up in that bodily way!
Daniel: Thanks for keeping our secret Ben..or should I accidentaly tell them how you pee in your pants everytime you go onstage...and...and you touch "it"
Ben: sooo.......
Daniel: You touch it....
Ben: All guys do it! Obviously I'm not alone!
Chris: Stop...I hate fights, it's always between you guys.
Daniel: You're just a wuss
Chris: STOP.... Zeala monster...go cake up your face....let's see how close you can get to Gizzels face...that last teeny that swamped you!
Daniel: You are just jealous...!!!!!!
Chris: I am not jealous...maybe you are cause you don't have a deek!
Daniel: YES I do...it's just hidden under my layers of clothes
Ben: Or you say you do...but all that is there is your fruit from your dad's shop
Daniel: BITE ME! You always pick on me
Chris: Cause you're not a guy anymore
Daniel: So I am in touch with my feminine side, OK?
Ben: More like your femmy side took over...I can see it now "She-male Rock Culture!"
:::Daniel Storms off to the water and sits there in disgust...Skye lets Tanya go and she races to the water towards Suicidal Daniel...and drags him out!:::
Daniel: let me go, Devil woman...AHHH she is ripping me floral boxer swim-shorts...they were $50 bucks rom victoria's secret..STOP ....don't touch me bum...get off me....AHHHH
Ben: :::laughing::: Man Daniel, she can fit your whole body in her mouth.
Chris: that is because he is a vega-monster...
Daniel gets up looking down his pants
D: Damn, now I have sand in my bum...Uck it feels so weird! Ick and drool on my arm..GET IT OFF GET IT OFF...its making my tanning cream watery and gooey...ICK...:::he takes one finger and wipes it off in torment and disgust:::
Jeanna (J): Ok well...uh...lets go back to our apartment at around 8 tonight and we can do this experminent OK..Deal?
Chris (C): Ok...is it a sleepover?
Ben (B): I GET THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED THIS TIME!!!!
Skye (S): Not that I know of
Daniel (D): Well...I will have to do some packing!
Ben(B): I hope you chicks have closet space!
Later, around 7:30 p.m.
S: Ok, do we have chips, food, and soda?
J: Yeah, don't forget the tranquilizers and medicine and all...Lydia sent us some...very nice of her too!
S: Check..oh, and some YooHoo!
J: Oh..you sure it won't have any affect on them?
S: I am not sure..only one way to find out though :::evil grin:::
J: this is going to be fun..so who else is coming?
S: Oh a bunch of people...around 9 or so...but I thought I would get the guys settled with all their belongings...they will stay over..trust me I know it!
J: Yeah Ben won't turn an offer like that down.
raining and thundering outside Skye walks over to dog cage and checks on the teenies
S: They are squirming..they must be here ...
:::ding dong..J opens door:::
J:...Hi...uh...er....
D: LOOK AT MY HAIR...UCK..my make-up is running..where is the bathroom! I must touch up NOW! I need to put on my night mask NOW! My hair is all nappy
B: It's always nappy!
D: I didn't ask for your opinion..tubbo!
B: shut up, stick boy!
D: Bite me...I think you need a sign that says "WIDE LOAD" attached to the backside of your bum...leave me alone!
C: He (Daniel) is PMSing now, so bare with him!
D: Aww Shu-up, baby..go call mum and tell her you forgot your diapers.
C: That was uncalled for!
D: Whatever...I must go now! Max Factor Calls!.....
:::slams bathroom door...we all give eachother pitiful looks:::
C: Ok well, it should wear off in oh...a week or so...
S: Oh yippee
B: Ok so...uh...what do we do now? :::looks at snack table::: EEEEEEKKKK YOOHOO!
runs over and takes a guzzle of yoohoo and downs 4 more bottles
B: :::burp::: Hey...hic...letsum..play...hic..."the closet gamessss" hic..I go first, um, K..
Ben runs in closet and closes it...5 minutes later we open the door and he is kissing his leg
Ben: Oh, you taste so good...chicken...mmmm! :::looks up::: Can me and my leg have privacy please!! Hic....rudeness!
D walks out all primped in adidas sweats and a t-shirt and his hair tied back!
J: Daniel, you don't need to accessorize before bed, you know!
D: Shhh...Don't let the "pores" here your mutiny...please its bad for them!
C: Where is my bottle..I forgot it
S: No here, I refilled it with juice
C: Oh..but see...it's not as good...I am missing Khan's tongue marks now that you washed it. :::whine:::
S: Oh stuff it, boy..here :::licks bottle:::
C: Oh Ok...fine...:::urls up on couch and stares at ceiling:::
J: So...uh...
D: Where is Ben?
S opens door
B sitting there singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall. Hic...Dan-nel..hi...what took you so long....did you have to drain your plane...or squeeze your cheese.. or beat your meat...or answer (d) all of the above :::giggle::: hic hic...hand me some wine..woman (points to Skye..who in turn throws a bottle at him) You b¤tch..watch where you aim..Sylvester is very sensitive.
D: What did you give him?
S: Yoohoo
D: Oh no! Not that!
J: What now?
D: He is very hyper-active..some reactant in yoohoo gets to his head for hours!
S: Oh....Ok..now you tell me!
D: Great..now I get to sleep with King-Kong, high on liquor and suga,r too.
B: Hey, it's nnot like you're a good bed buddy, either...hic
C: It's raining and thundering and I scared...:::cuddles his teddy bear:::
D: God, why am I stuck with these morons?
B: Shu-up, beauty man! Go read your glamour mag, Ok?
D: Fine, I will!
B: Oh, Ben's leg is soooo good :::bite chew lick:::
B: Oh Ben, you're just such a man!
B: I know
B: Oh yes...you know it..that is why you're just sooo buff
B: Yeah, but you're buffer!
B: Suave shampoo shouldn't have taken your name away for shampoo
B: Yes, what a rip-off!
B: Yes, it is, isn't it? but you know, how has an wonderfull angel like you fallen so far from heaven?
B: Are you, hic, saying I am an amature at flying or something?
B: No, I am just saying with gravity and your wieght you FALL...
B: oh yeah, well you're not as buff and suave as I thought, hefty bag!
B: hefty hic...oh yea...:::punch bam bang smack hit..wabble over hands over his head::: I WON! Go me Go me...i gotta go...:::runs to bathroom and hurls:::
S: Alcohol and Yoohoo don't mix
D: From the sound of it..they pretty much did in the toilet...what time is it?
J: it's 8:30, why?
D: Ohmigod...Martha stewart is on...No wait, that was last week..what am I supposed to watch...:::looks at his hand::: AH, home shopping network is putting out an exclusive line of make-up...change it NOW HURRY..channel 45 HURRY HURRY...I don't want to miss out on thiss big offer!
:::doorbell:::
S: I will get it since you are all SO busy!
D: SHHHHHH! :::glues eyes to Tele and Jeanna looks over at Skye:::
S Opens the door and squeals!
Jason walks in
Jason: Oh great, look who is here...Glamo-Ditz (pointing to Daniel who is swaying back and forth in his chai,r bouncing at the fact that a whole make-up set full of good stuff is only $20) Drooly and uh....where is...Ben?
Ben: :::wabbling out::: Ugh...tis purple and green...hic..hehe...look it's uh.... Jacob!
Jason: Jason, not Jacob
Ben: Yeah whatever, same thing! hehe THING!!! haha
Jason: Don't whatever me you cave monster! I have a name, learn how to say it RIGHT
Ben: Yeah ok...Jamal
Jason: its JASON!!!!
Ben: Listen....Jack...or whatever you name is...I don't care...how about I call you mine!!??
Jason runs in circles screaming and hits his head on a wall
Skye: Ben, stop!
Ben: No...
Skye: Yes
Ben: No
Skye: Yes or the yoohoo is gone
Ben: NOOOOO...leave my YooHoo alone, freak!
Skye: Ick...what did you call me?
Ben: uh....Skye....
Skye: You better not say bad stuff 'bout me...or your Eel..will get it!
Ben: AHH don't touch my eel...cock pot!!!!
J: What????
:::doorbell:::
Jeanna: Lauren!
Lauren (L): Hi.... what is up!?
Ben: Oh, Sylvester is WIDE awake now!
Lauren: who?
Skye: don't ask.
Lauren: So whose suitcases are outside?
Skye: Suitcases?
L: yeah, 5 of them
D: Oh they're mine...
S: 5? Danie, are you nuts?
D: WHAT! One for makeup in the morning...one for night...clothes in one...femmys in another, and shoes in another.
S: Ohh...uh Ok
Ben: SEEEEEEEE!!!! Told you to make closet space....you just suck....
L: Ben...shu-up
Ben: Don't you like me? You want a date...this is the Gillies Cybersystem network..please press 1 now...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!
Everyone: BEN!!!
Ben: Ok..fine! hic...be that way...hic....
Skye: We will!!!
Lauren: I brought it
Skye: Oh, let me see
Lauren pulls out a portable electroshocker. It's in the shape of a remote..and at the end has wires seperated and sparked with fluids and electricity. When touches the skin...BUZZZZZ!
Skye holds it up, teenies back toward the corner of the cage...Ben looks over
Ben: A DILDO!!!!! Does it vibrate?
Daniel: WOW, A NAIL DRYER!!!!
Chris: A bottle sucker..what is it?
Skye: It's an electroshocker!!
Ben: I was closer..haha, hic
Lauren: Yeah Ok, bring a teeny out here and we will demonstrate.
Skye: Ok...:::runs over and brings a teeny out while everyone glares at the electrocshocker:::
Skye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lauren: Skye...You Ok?
Jason: See...Daniel, look what you did...all the makeup scared her..AHHH ieww...
Daniel: what is happening..the teenies look like they are eating her or something...man, her makeup is probably screwed now!
Lauren: who cares about makeup? she is being attacked by teenies..Oh, this is NOT good.
Ben: Why? Now she can go crazy over me..hehe they ALL can!
Chirs: Pervert...
Ben: And your point is?
Daniel: Looksy..she is ok
Skye: OHMIGOD..it's SILVERCHAIR AHHHHHHHHHH :::runs out toward Daniel and jumps on him::: EEEEEEEKKKKK I WILL MARRY YOU AND BEAR YOUR CHILDREN AND LOVE YOU AND KISS YOU AND HOLD YOU AND OHMIGOD! YOUR EYEBROW RING IS SOOO SEXY AGHHHH TAKE ME TO PARADISE, BABY!!!!
Lauren: OH NO!
Jason: ahhh...she is TEENIED.
Lauren: Ok, she is definatley curable..but what stage is she at?
Jason: We have drooling!!!!! and Grabbing!
Daniel: AGHHHH help me.....I don't like this....she is yanking my hair out now...PLEASE GET HER OFF ME...well.............uh wait a minute or two......
Skye: Is that candy on your face :::lick:::
Daniel: GET HER OFF, she is angering my pores!
Jason: Ieww...look, she is holding and all...
Lauren: Oh, she is Teenyous Bopperous Majorous! The worst...we must get to her now.
Skye: Oh yes yes yes..you are so sexy..you are one hot mama...waaahhahahahahahaha....I bow down to you, master
Daniel: You do...I mean...GET OFF ME PLEASE
Skye: No, you're mine now..I own you, nappy boy!
Lauren: :::ZZZZAAAPPP:::
Skye: ACCKKK!! :::boom..falls to floor:::
Jason: :::phew::: God, I thought we lost her...
Ben: She is dead!!!! AHH you killed her, you moron...
Jason: She is not dead, you kook...I think you're Brain is, though
Ben: aww..that was uncalled for
Chris: Is she ok?
Skye: DUHHH hi
Lauren: Yeah, she just might be fizzed a tad
Skye: Do you get belly button lint??
Ben: Yeah..how did you know?
Lauren: Oh god..did you empty out the other fuse that was filled with Yoohoo when we spiked Ang at the last party?
Jason: Whoops!!
Ben sits down cross-legged, right next to Skye and they talk
Ben: did you ever get Toe-Jam?
Skye: No..have you ever seen a purple Roo?
Ben: YEAH
Chris: Hey shu-up! Purple roos are sooo sexy!
Ben: I like the green ones...they look like snot sometimes
SKye: Blue has more life to it..hehe have you ever been attacked by a door..I opened the door once and it shut on my face so i slammed it open and it shut on my toe really hard..never mess with "the door" here I will show you.
Skye gets up and demonstrates..ending up on the floor in pain
Skye: Seeeeeee :::whine:::
Skye: Did you know peanut butter has PEANUTS!!??
Ben: Yeah..did you?
Skye: No...I just thought it was butter with that brown sand in it...and I tried the sand with butter and it was crunchy and weird..so then I put in sugar..and I think I ate a worm...but it tasted like chicken and sh¤t. I thought it was kinda exotic, like Indian food or something to that effect! ::sigh::
Ben: Uh...ok...did you ever eat sand?
Skye: I don't remember?
:::ding dong:::
Skye: It's Seanna!
Jason: How do you know?
Jeanna: Yeah!
Skye: I can smell her boyfriend's cologne on her!
Jason: Amazing...she has this 6th sense now
Skye: Are you calling me a dog?
Jason: NO...though Daniel has a strong resemblence to one!
Daniel: Hey now! :::continues to sing::: mento's freshness..mento's freshness full of life...AHH
Chris: Have you EVER heard the wolf cry to the blue-
Ben: Stop singing Pintorantus
Chris: It's Pocahontas and I am going to sing if I want.....
Skye: Ben, listen to me!!!!
Ben: But I am!!!
Seanna: Hi...who's bags are outside?
Daniel: Mine! DON'T TOUCH THEM, DEVIL WOMAN! :::he runs up and takes them all over and dumps them over on the side!:::
Seanna: DEVIL WOMAN..SCUSE YOU!?
Daniel: Oh, did I pass gas or something?
Skye: Daniel, have you been bitten?
Daniel: No, why?
Skye: You have this red mark on your neck
Daniel: WHERE? WHEN? did my Clinique shine-oil free base not work?
Seanna: I guess you can't apply make-up
Daniel: Yes I can...it's just that ....uh
Jason: IT IS A HICKEY...DANIEL HAS A HICKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel: It's a RASH...OK?
Jason: Sure it is...IT'S A HICKEY HICKEY HICKEY
Jeanna: Some one sucked Daniel?? Iewww
Daniel: Stuff it, wench...bet you never got one!!!!
Chris: Did I not say he reminded me of the desert..his face all cracked and messed up?
Daniel: My face is far from being messed up! It is just so flawless!
Chris: The only FLAW about you is that your missing your brain!
Daniel: It's in there!
Chris: What...Ben, do you hear a hissing noise?
Ben: I think I do
Skye; I hear a WEEEEEEEEEEEE noise!
Jeanna: That is the shock therapy..you will hear it for a while.
Skye: I can make other noises too, ya know..
Ben: Like a cow and stuff?
Skye: No. come, I'll show you :::pulls him in other room:::
9:00
They walk out
Jeanna: Ben, I have never heard such a thing in my life!
Jason: Ben that was ...... god, I think I need a bag....
Ben: What, was I too loud?
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