well well well. take a look at this here conversation... and try to stay composed. yes, this is a real conversation. and yes, sadly, people like this really do exist. i just pretended to believe everything she said and went along with it. i was also asking heaps of questions. there were a lot of things she said that gave her away... at least she wasn't one of those obnoxious, in-yer-face teenies. i think she truly did believe she was chris's girlfriend, wife, whatever.
me: do you really live in newcastle?
teeny: yeah
teeny: did u read my profile
me: kewl, are you friends with the silverboys?
teeny: I am datng Chris and I am best friends with Ben and Daniel
me: really? are you his girlfriend from 95 then?
teeny: yeah! We have been dating for ab 2 years now we have a son together
me: how did you manage to keep that a secret? the press is kind of really terrible to them...
teeny: yeah well I hid it they stilll dont know lol
me: that's crazy! what's his name?
teeny: Tyler Jakob ( Tyler) and I am preg. again
me: aw, how are they doing right now? rested from the touring?
teeny: yeah! Chris is loving spending time with his on and ab the baby on its way! He is working on his car, spending time with me, working on his car
me: i have a personal question, you don't have to answer if you don't wanna. do the socks ben gave to chris tell the truth?
teeny: yeah! lol
me: lol! was chris drunk when he cut his hair, too?
teeny: no of corse not! He hasnt done one thing since Tylers birth
teeny: I am a shy guy with a big dick" nice socks Ben!
me: what a responsible daddy!
teeny: Chris is a great dad!
me: how do you trust chris when he's on tour? i mean, there are so many groupies that want him...
teeny: When he mets people he has his arms crossed and dosent hug them or anything- hes very committed
me: i could never trust anyone like that. i've heard all three of them have orgies on the tour bus with teenies
teeny: have what??
me: have big, group orgies. you know, they all have sex with one another
teeny: no thats all shit
me: oh, hehe, are you sure? i mean, knowing ben and what he's like... maybe it's only ben and daniel
teeny: No none of them would do thThat!
me: even ben?? isn't he like a wildman?? that's the impression i get, anyways. what's he really like?
teeny: Nah not even Ben
teeny: Ben no hes single so is Dan
me: free campers, huh? do they do drugs?
teeny: no never will!
teeny: allexcept Chris is a fre camper
me: no, i don't. do they tell you about any wild times they've had on tour?
teeny: yeah
me: what are some funny things that have happened?
teeny: They locked Ben outside half naked out on a balcany- outside their hotel
i have, ahem, had the priviledge of talking to "chris" online, several times. here's one of our conversations.
chris: great- it was born on the 12 at 8:23 in the morning
chris: Nov.12-
chris: Jame is with Tyler with some friends
chris: its just me and the new little one
chris: shes cranky
me: how much did she weigh?
chris: 6 pounds 4 ounces <--- this is a baby that was a couple weeks late... not like that would ever happen anyways, but i was 10 days late myself and weighed nine pounds something.... go figure!
chris: She has brown hair ( light) and she is so little- I am so in love with her!! She looks just like me- shes only 3 days old
me: really... quick math. that's pretty light for such an overdue baby
chris: yeah - both have been light- shes my little angel- I have a dughter now~~
chris: Tyler loves her so much
me: that's good he's not jealous
chris: yeah he loves holding her!
chris: and kissing her and saying " I am ur big brother and I will take ggod care of u and I love u!" <--gag!
me: how cute. i have a question. what is your and jamie's obsessions with beans?
chris: nothing its james nickname!! We thought of the cutest name for the baby and a nickname
me: what's her name?
chris: Hayley Michelle Joannou an dher nockname is "Hayley Bear" - Ttyler is "Pooh " or "T-man"
me: i call ben ben bear. also psycho, wildman, caveman gillies and lots more
chris: yeah we do too- do u like the name
chris: Cave man Gillies and Ppsyco Ben is what we call him
me: yup, i like the name hayley
chris: I though of Hayley Michelle-
me: it's a nice name. when are you going to tie the knot with jame?
chris: yeah the 22
me: is everyone going to be at the wedding?
chris: yeah parents family - I am so excited its not far away
me: wasn't jame upset she'd still be kind of heavy from the pregnancy? i'd want time to lose all the weight!
chris: se is back to normal weight- she looks great she always does even after w ehad Tyler
sorry, just had to say that NO ONE feels all back to normal after 3 days. something the size of a watermelon just popped outta her and she's feeling fine in 3 days? i think not! anyhow, they have gotten married, i suppose. nevermind the summer freak shows started on the 21st!