Chew-chew Charlie had a plenty good band
But he couldn't understand why no one would go
A world record player's on the tour of Japan
Charlie's fixin' his van with the left arm tan

He said, "Monday, I'm all high, get me out of FLA.
In school, yeah, I fooled ya. 
Now I know I made a mistake."

Blister on a turnpike, let me by, 
I only wanna wonder why when I don't die
Oooh, I shot ya, yeah, I know
I only wanna go where my wheels roll

Monday, I'm all high, get me out of FLA
I fooled ya in school, yeah
Now I know I made a mistake

Eveybody's wonderin', "Where'd he go?"
He must be down in Pensecola hidin' from the snow
The world record player's on a tour of Japan
Charlie's fixin' his van, he's waiting for a postcard

And he said,
"Monday, I'm all high, Get me out of TLA
Well, I cut class in school, yeah
Now I know I made a mistake
I made a big mistake."

Alright
Yeah, alright
Alright