This part of the garden contains stuff that didn't really fit in to any other section or stuff that I think are lotsa fun and want to include in here even if it doesn't have to do anything with Savage Garden (don't worry, you'll find savage stuff here too), have fun ;0)
Savage Garden in different languages!
| (le) Jardin Sauvage, French |
(den) Vilda Trädgården, Swedish |
| Selvaggio Giardino, Italian |
Selvagem o Jardim, Portuguese |
| Jardín Salvaje, Spanish |
Baghe Vahshi, Persian |
| Saevus Horta, Latin | (den) Vilde Have, Danish |
| Divji Vrt, Slovenian |
Villi Puutarha, Finnish |
| Wilder Garten, German |
Taman Orang Gila, Malay |
Laukinis sodas, Lithuanian |
Dziki ogrod, Polish |
| Diki sad, Russian |
Wilde tuin, Dutch |
Gradina Salbatica, Romanian |
Metsik aed, Estonian |
| Junglee bagh, Urdu (Pakistan) |
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If you have any contributations in other languages, go to the previous page and e-mail your contribution to me! :0)
The End of the BSB
Written by Sheona "Imagination" Simpson
Yeah the BSB are modern day warlocks! casting a spell on the youths of the
world they must be stopped! So off to the rescue are the Sensationally
Super
Setareh and her trusty side-kick the Super Smartie (Silly, that's Sheona's version, I like Smartie better coz she is) Sheona! DUH DUH DAAA
One day while listing to the radio Sheona hear that group the BSB once
again so she proclaimed "That's it!!!! These evil doers must be stopped! I
must contact my partner in crime (even though we don't do anything
illegal!) to put an end to this madness!!!" So Sheona contacted Setareh by
the secrete BLUE phone (I know they are usually red but red is highly over
used I mean come on Batman and the Commissioner had a red phone, Even the
president of the United States has a red phone you know the one he picks up
when he wants to drop the bombs.......So I want the phone to be blue, so
if you don't like it tuff I'm the one writing this story!) While all the
way over in Setareh's home when the blue phone rang she new that it was
time to move into action! So because they are super hero's they can fly,
so off they took to rid the world of the music of the BSB! So they flew
around the word taking all of the BSB CD and any other article of anything
to do with the BSB, they used the CD's for solar panels to help the earth,
clothing and paper products with them on it was recycled, and the videos
were erased! Then they trapped the BSB and hypnotized them into becoming
math teachers! And of coarse they had time to stop off in Rome and have a
ice cream! The world was once again BSB free, the young girls of the world
were released from the horrible spell put on by the boys and relized how
pathetic their music really was so Setareh and Sheona were made world wide
heroes, and the world lived happily ever after!
The End =0)
The Dress Doll
Have you ever had a paperdoll that had different outfits and you could pick the clothes that you wanted and place it on the doll? Well, if not, here's your chance! Only this is the electronical way and the doll is infact Daniel Jones! I shall not keep you waiting any longer. Let's get creative!
It might interest some people...the awards are here!
Do you wanna see Savage in very cool and funky forms? course you do! you don't wanna miss this
The very cool special effects!
Did you take part in "YOur take"? Here are the results until mid-July, some of the ones I got now aren't included. I've made cool graphics and stuff, wanna see?
Go here
...and the winner is...
Special award: French team for being multi-ethnical and multi-racial, the global style: coolness!
Best kit:Argentina's away kit! classy, cool, awesome! This is what the kit looks like =>
Coolest hairstyle: Margas of Chile with the dyed ultra red hair
Coolest chewing-gum momento: Almeyda of Argentina during England-Argentina
Nicest dude: Brazillian Leonardo was such a nicee during interviews
Coolest coach: Cesare Maldini, He looked like he was gonna eat the journalist alive after Italy-Norway, and that was after a game they had won!...hehehe..*evil laughter*
Happiest dude:Luis Hernandez of Mexico looked like he'd achieved worldpeace after each goal, yeah!
Most promising team for the future:Argentina, excellent players and they're all pretty young, they played skillful à la Italia
Coolest looking dude(s):Fabio Cannavaro of Italy with netcovered face and Juan Veron of Argentina who looks like a criminal...hahaha...okay, so I don't break the law but law-breakers look cool
Most delightful dude to watch:Gabriel "Batigol" Batistuta
Outside football genius: A double for Leonardo, he analysed his game in 6 lingos after they played Denmark, magnifico! Also, hence the name, Leonardo as in DaVinci
Most ridiculous:Laurent Blanc who had a mad head obsession. Kissed the goalie's head before each game and touched several other heads on frequent bases...yuck! get a grip!
Most annoying: Youri Djorkaeff, in the final he kept walking around trying to disturb free-kicks in a never-seen-before way
Most fun:The WHOLE SHOW!!! I can't wait until the next WorldCup!!!
WorldCup allstar team
Completely and entirely partial! Because I can and because the Fifa allstar team sucked!
This is my WorldCup allstar team *nuhff* (that's 'duh' in Animaniacsish), the only requirement I had was that they needed to be in a team that was in the worldcup. The fact that this team is partial doesn’t mean I’ve been completely unfair, all these players are good.
All the players are written down in left to right order which means that the first man written in a position, say defence, is a left-back, followed by two center-backs and ending with the right-back.
Goalkeeper:
Gianluca Paliuca, Italy. Wasn't supposed to be the first goalie but the main goalie (from JUVENTUS) got injured =0( Paliuca filled in the gap beautifully! Did remarkeble saves!
Substitute:
Carlos Roa, Argentina. Apparently the sixth goalie the Argentine coach tried during the qualifying games, sixth time lucky, eh? He saved two penalties against England and lotsa other terrific saves
Defenders:
Roberto Carlos, Brazil. He’s a defender but if you didn’t know it, you’d think he’s a midfielder or an attacker. Rushes fantastically from his position (left-back) to the opponents’ area and his free-kicks are unique. He also has the hugest thighs I have ever seen (I’ve seen bigger but they’re big because of overweight, R.Carlos however has only muscles)!!! They’re about 25 cm (!!!!!) bigger than mine - each! - and mine are pretty big coz I’m a girl.
Fabio Cannavaro, Italy. An Italian succes during the worldcup! When Italy played against Norway it was his job to keep the tall and big T.A.Flo away from scoring and he did great, it goes without saying actually. Flo is 1.93 cm tall and Cannavaro is 1.76 cm tall, almost 20cm difference! WOW! And also, he got hit pretty badly against France (stupid French attacker elbowed him, but at least got a yellow card!) and they had to cover his face with some bandage that looked like a net...hehehe...he looked deadly!
Jürgen Kohler, Germany. I didn’t like the German team...boooring...zzzzz. But this team needs a biggo in the middle who has experience and Kohler has played more than a 100 international caps, besides, he used to play for Juventus
Paolo Maldini, Italy. The smart playing Italian defender who used to be known as possibly the best player in the world and was called more frequently the best defender in the world. Despite being just 30 he’s been in 3 worldcups. He’s good at attacking aswell even though he’s not a Roberto Carlos. Some people say he’s not that good anymore, I say he still is one of the best. And he gets a plus point for never having tasted alcohol in his whole life, like me!!
Substitutes:
Lilian Thuram, France. Not as good as Roberto Carlos but his goals against Croatia saved France.
Nestor Sensini, Argentina. A veteran that didn’t get to play that much during this worldcup but he’s really good.
Carlos Gamarra, Paraguay. Played bravely during the whole worldcup, stood a wall against France.
Cafu, Brazil. Another top attacking defender, Brazillian, naturally.
Midfielders:
Leonardo, Brazil. Brazillian midfielder that was in the winning Brazillian squad of 1994. He’s Brazillian and it shows, he’s got the smooth skills and does beautiful things with the ball like he did in the final in the first 20 minutes before France (sadly) took over. He’s really nice in interviews which scores extra here and he speaks 6 languages, genuis!
Zinedine Zidane, France. Going for the obvious, am I not? well, I would’ve picked Zidane before the worldcup aswell coz he’s very good and makes the right moves at the right times, he sees things others don’t see and besides, you guessed it, he plays for Juventus!!!
Ariel Ortega, Argentina. Excellent classy player! Enough said but there’s more. Plays around with world class defenders as if they were kids, the way he dribbles. Big English defence with Tony Adams and Sol Campbell looked very worried when Ortega was around. I dare not think what would’ve happened if Argentina were in the final against France...woooo, ”The little donkey” would’ve taken away all the assertement away from the French. Unfortunately got himself kicked out against Holland and seconds after the Dutch scored, but hey, it’s human to make mistakes and even if it looks like Ortega isn’t human when he’s with a ball, he is.
Matias Almeyda, Argentina. A personal favourite of mine. Works quietly but he is superb!!! A sportsjournalist wrote about thinking he was the only one (except for the Argie and Lazio coaches of course) who had recognized Almeyda’s skills but then a regular French guy talked about Almeyda as a great player. See, He is genial, only he’s not a striker so it doesn’t show.
Substitues:
Juan Veron, Argentina. Impressed many with his cool way of playing.
Rivaldo, Brazil. Before the final game Rivaldo was the one who stole the show from other big stars.
Dino Baggio, Italy. Always reliable, consistent in his playing.
Edgar Davids, Holland. Crucial goal against Yugoslavia, good player and a JUVE player!
Forwards:
Alessandro DelPiero, Italy. Due to pre-championship injury and perhaps pressure Del Piero wasn’t at his best but since I know him from Juventus I know how good he really is. DelPiero is a nightmare for most defenders because the only thing he lacks is physical strength and he makes that up with falling like a feather as soon as he is touched...hahaha. A sweet sight for sore eyes when he’s at the pinnacle of his form, an exquisite player in every way.
Gabriel Batistuta, Argentina. The great ”Batigol” lived up to his reputation and nickname, scored like crazy and scored like a goal scorer does. One of his shots which almost went in (hit the goal) and could’ve sent Argentina to the semi-finals was 129.6km per hour, now that’s HARD!!! Stood for the only hat-trick of the tournement.
Substitutes:
Christian Vieri, Italy. One of the surprizes of the worldcup (not to me). A player that upset many defences. The only player who scored with both feet and head.
Luis Hernandez, Mexico. Flair, fun and what a spirit! Mexican hero.
Retouch your self-esteem
How often have you looked at a picture and seen the smooth skin, the white teeth and thought, unfair?! Well, see, the art of retouching is very simple, with a program like PaintshopPro that is extremely simple I've succesively made better pictures of Savage Garden. So next time, don't distress and think the people in magazines are so beautiful, they're not, not more than you =0)
Savage only having make-up on...
...and now with my retouch!
See, already a noteble difference!
