I wouldn't normally do anything like this...

The 4-year old boy was running around spreading his energy while his babysister did nothing but weep loudly. People around the family were tense and started bubbling with irritation at the activities of the boy. It was hotter than you'd imagine in Los Angeles that day and all flights had been delayed for 2 hours. People were arguing and panting and sweating. The drinks and ice-creams and other refreshments from the stores at the airport were not sufficient to satisfy people, they wanted to get on the air-plane and fly to their destinations and who could blame them? 2 hours was far too much and it looked like the delay would be even longer. As it happened, the English rockband Oasis from Manchester with an army of body gaurds, agents, managers and other officials were there and the Gallagher brothers were extremely annoyed and had let the roaring begin after 30 minutes of delay. By now their staff were getting angry at them but they were unable to do anything. Daniel Jones and Darren Hayes were also at the airport returning home from a video shoot. They had been late for their flight but since the delay had stepped in they found themselves relieved and happy to be able to catch the flight anyway. Darren was even releasing chirrup noises claiming that it was good for his voice and it'd entertain people. Maybe it was good for his voice but Daz was mistaken for believing it would entertain people. Liam shouted "What the f?&k is tha' noise?" -"Is that annoying or wot?!" said Noel sternly and his face got an intense expression. -"Hey, Bonehead! If that's you, you're a dead f%$k!" exclaimed Liam. -"Shut it, like it'd make such a fool out of myself" replied Bonehead carelessly All of a sudden Daniel spotted Oasis and thought it would be nice to go and say hello to them. Darren agreed, "They're hard, man!". So the twosome walked over to the tough gang and exposed the biggest smile. -"eh, look, it's those French fops from the telly" Liam said as soon as he noticed their presence. Noel smiled a bit. -"Hey, sissy boy, is that you birding the place up?!" asked Noel. -"Wait a second, I'm not a sissy, I just have an artistic soul! I thought people would enjoy it" Darren replied calmly. -"For your information fellows, we are not French" Said Dan. -"So what, you're still a bunch of fops" Liam said. -"We're from Austrailia" said Darren. -"Ah, yeah, it was you Aussie suckers who got me the last time I flew there, your courts are f#)k, you're a bunch of fops!" Liam responded convinced that he was right. -"What the hell is a fop?" asked Daniel trying to keep his temper in control. -"You're a fop, man! a sissy boy, a wimp, you're f&%¤}g Coke and I'm lager, YEAH!" said Liam. -"Do you think that's funny?" asked Dan. -"Not funnier than your face, fop, and you too shortie!" Liam said as he pointed at Darren -"If you don't restrain your mouth I'm gonna have to do something I normally wouldn't do..." Daniel replied with rage burried in his eyes. Darren was shocked and hurt but he thought Daniel could fix it. The Oasis entourage were getting refreshments and Noel,well, he just couldn't care much, he was standing beside them with a grin on his face. -"C'mon if you think you're 'ard enough!" said Liam and shone confidence, thinking Daniel would never dare touching him. Afterall, Liam was well aware of the fact that he didn't look like the friendliest person on earth. Daniel gazed at Liam for a few seconds, scrutinizing his whole being and his position. He thought for a minute without saying a word or even releasing a sound, he exhaled and to Liam's astoundment he punched him right on the chin. Amazed and wounded Liam grabbed Daniel and they started fighting and it looked pretty much like a wrestling game by now. Noel was still laughing away and occasionally messing with Daniel's hair to distract him. But both Dan and Liam were far too much into the fight to let anything disturb them. Out of nowhere Darren came and kicked Liam in the head. Liam fell down and started whining about the pain, understandebly. Daniel was shocked at Darren. Daniel and Noel both looked at Darren, the latter man was still smiling, this time in amazement with his eyebrows seaking his hair. -"I wouldn't normally do anything like this" said Darren and shrugged his shoulders. The End

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