This is my little imitation of David Letterman (common Dave, sue me! *lol*). Afterall, what are good ideas if they're not copied? Nada!
Top 10 good things about Australia ~Top 10 tarts of showbusiness ~ Top10 duets that should become reality ~ Top10 movie lines you can use ~ Top10 secrets about Savage Garden's next album ~ Top10 things noticed at a Savage concert ~ Top10 signs you're too savage for Savage Garden ~ Top10 things you shouldn't say/do if you meet Savage Garden ~ Top10 things you want to do with Darren Hayes ~ Top10 things you want to do with Daniel Jones ~ Top10 saddest songs I have ever heard ever ~ Top10 wackie (YAY!) songs
2. Savage Garden! They're the reason for this webbie, what else can I say?
3. That Pauline 'bloody' Hanson is now really ridiculed.
4. The sun! We love the sun!!!!!!
5. Their accent, hey, it induces laughter!
6. Rupert Murdoch DOESN'T live there anymore...free Australia.
7. Kangaroos and all the funny animals...wackie!
8. Silverchair...they're not that crappy ;0)
9. Take That finally made it big in Oz before they quit.
10. Christian Vieri lived there quite a few years.
2. All the members of All Saints. It's one thing to be Spice Girls, it's another thing being their r&b copy and pretending to have credibillity...like hell they have, all I say is: MTV europe music awards!
3. Spice Girls. Even Rolling Stone openly healined them "Tarts of Pop" on the cover.
4. The Backstreet Boys. You don't have to be a female to be ULTRA VAIN! if not convinced, this is what a member (Howie I think he's called) said about anything in himself he didin't like (physically): "When I was 12 I had that tubby stage", meaning, he adores himself now.
5. Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar and all those other 'hot, young, stars'. Too much breast fixation and abiding to pervert directors gets you in lists like this.
6. The blond girl in Dawson's Creek (I don't watch it so I don't know the name). She looks like a tart, that's all.
7. Mariah Carey. Formely befanned, now simply mocked.
8. Puffy. Get a proper name, come back and dicuss.
9. Mia Hamm (well, she's really an ego but she can be here too! She refused to give an interview to Swedish national TV channel, I mean, get down from your high hourses, not even Ronaldo - major ego, SOOOOOOOOOO much better than ms Hamm and SSSOOOOOOOOO much richer and SOOOOOOOOOO much more famous - would refuse!)
10. Raspberry tart (huh??????)
2. Darren and Gianluca Paluica (see VS.) doing a track called "Verona" with the melody of "Miami" by Will Smith
3. Savage Garden and Fun Lovin' Criminals...lol!
4. Fun Lovin' Criminals and Bobby Conn...hahah...madastic!!!
5. Darren and Letterman doing a cover of "You've got a friend in me"...hehehaha...
6. Daniel and Goofy with a song called "Tall man's world"...hihihi
7. Bugs Bunny and Ronaldo with a song befittingly called "Rabbits O'hoy!" note: Ronaldo is a man with teeth...hahaha
8. Fun Lovin' Criminals and Darren's mother...lol
9. Fun Lovin' Criminals and Darren's doggie Obie
10. Daniel a bunch of male strippers...lol
2. "Hooh-aah!" from "Scent of a Woman", say this whenever you wanna be cool
3. You want to open your conversation in a dreamy way. Then you say "Last night I dreamt I was at Manderley again..." which is the opening line from the movie "Rebecca", nobody will understand you but you'll be percieved as WaCKIE as hell! YEAH!
4. Upon problems you just say "Houston, we have a problem" from "Apollo 13", it's a classic, and your probos will be fixed! (okay, so I lied)
5. Somebody asks you what you want and you reply: "I want your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle"...hahahaha....that's from Terminator II
6. You become the biggest tabletennis/Ping-Pong player in the world and then can say "I played so much Ping-Pong, I even played it in my sleep" with super weirdo accent, it's from the ultra-cool movie "Forrest Gump"
7. You meet a member of the Backstreet Boys and say "Next time, I see you, you die!" which is from the movie "Dead Poets' society"
8. You hit a person in his/her foot in the dark (eg. in a tunnel) and say "I'm sorry, was that your face?" which is a super super wackie line from a Steve Martin movie "Dead Men Dress in Plaid" (I think that's the title, it's black and white)
9. "Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" you ask and then you go "aaaaaa" with a weird French N sound that makes it all sound like a dog. The line is from the movie "Dumb and Dumber"
10. Someone is asking a favor and you answer "Baby, Please! I am not from Havanna!" and the line comes from a Mel Brooks movie that's set in the old west and it's sooooo WACKSTER!
1. One of the songs is called "Yeah Yeah"
2. The guys have brought in some guest singers including Dot Warner of Animaniacs and Mr Blobby (fat British toy/doll), should be interesting
3. One of the tracks contains a poem written by Pavarotti, the guy may be huge in many ways but his poetry is not huge!
4. One song is called "Toilet" and for the videoshoot the guys are planning to sit in the bathroom, just sit, wackers
5. "My fans adore me and I, I adore my belly" is a line from a song
6. A cover version of brutal French lulliby "Allouette" is on it and it's sung by DANIEL!
7. The album cover is gonna be a picture of Savage Garden throwing a pie at idiot Aussie politician Pauline Hanson, how they got her to agree to it is for you to guess...
8. One of the tracks is called "Pregnant" and it's about the hardship and joy of a pregnancy, question: how would they know?
9. They've specially thanked Arnold Schwartzenegger (however you spell that),why?
10. The title track is "All you need is butter", huh?
2. Daniel kept smiling all the time
3. Darren discovered a photographer that didn't belong there and asked
to get him out. He looked really angry
4. People kept fainting, even during the FIRST song
5. A crummy girl pushed herself to the front and another
person had to move back, very crummy little girl!
6. Savage Garden are more popular than I thought
7. People of all ages like Savage Garden (little teeny girls and
full grown adults were all there)
8. If I had had the guts I would've been able to open a curtain
where I later found out Savage Garden were
9. "One of us" is a good song if it's sung by the right person (that'd be Daz)
10. Darren has some muscles on his arms, cool!
1. You seriously believe you’ll end up marrying one of them (even though Darren has tied the knot and Daniel’s engaged, not sure about Dan though)
2. You keep releasing your own personal advertising campains around you to recruit new fans
3. 90% of your dreams are about SG, 100% of your daydreams are about SG
4. You have quite a lot of records but you only listen to SG
5. You insist upon only wearing clothes that SG have worn
6. You try to say words that you’ve heard Savage Garden say or sing only, and succeed!
7. Your strong determenation to be like SG drives you to speak with an Auzzie accent 24-hours a day despite the fact that you are not from Oz
8. You become a vegetarian, go mad for chocolate, stop drinking alcohol, die your hair black (if you haven’t naturally black hair), get a dog called Obie, see every movie starring Meg Ryan, start idolizing U2 and so on
9. You legally change your last name to Hayes or Jones
10. You start learning a sea of instruments in the hope of some day playing with them even though you have no musical talent
2. ”Who plays the guitar on this track, sux big time!” (Daniel does, silly and he plays it beautifully!)
3. ”Your show isn’t bad but the Backstreet Boys (eeeuuuwww) are much better, musically and more ” (common, if you say this you’re mad)
4. Scream and tear their clothes apart if you see them (they won’t like it)
5. ”So you’re heavily influenced by Roxette then, huh?”
6. Take pix of them when they don’t want you to (Darren got really angry when somebody at the concert did, I think he was a bootleg photographer)
7. ”You lead, I’ll follow” this is the worse pick-up line Dan’s heard
8. ”Your wackie status is equal to zero” They will hate you for it (okey, I made this one up)
9. Beg them to take their clothes off in public (none of them wants to)
10. ”No wonder you’re this weird with a rolemodel like Bono” Darren will be upset!
2. See him smile, he rarely does that except for in interviews
3. Watch him do an impersonaiton of Kermit the frog...*lol*
4. Have him sing for you live, the only instruments allowed: an acoustic guitar and Darren’s LOVELY voice
5. Having a yogurt eating contest with him...eeeuuuww...hehehehe
6. Call him ‘a nerdy swot’ and see his reaction (apparantly that’s a very upsetting thing in Oz-land)
7. Doing anything with him while he’s wearing his PVC pants...ow!
8. Chat with him on the internet (if you’re a bit shy like me you can be more open on-line)
9. Inviting him to meet Animaniacs, start a fight between them and Darren, laugh your head off and pretend it wasn’t you who started it...*lol* Darren’s tantrums+ Animaniac wackiness= MADASTIC!!!
10. Draw a portrait of him, he has distinguishing features so it should be easy
2. Have him smile and wave at you (he’s already done that to me...hahahaha)
3. Talk to him about anything, his talking voice is fab
4. Tease him about drinking, some radio show hosts did and it sounded like fun
5. Have a chocolate eating contest with him (Mr Jones is a chocolate lover like me but I think I’ll win anyway!)
6. Fly an airplane with him, I dunno why but I think that’d be a lot of fun
7. Give him a glass of water and say it’s wisky, then watch him get drunk...hahaha...it’s a psychological experiment that usually works because of peoples’ perception of alcohol
8. Standing infront of the mirror and making mad faces with him...*rofl*
9. Watch the Simpsons with him! YEAH! (Dan’s said he’s a cross between Homer and Barney, I think I’m a cross between Lisa and Homer)
10. ‘Jamming’ with him (I’ll get the keyboard and he can have the guitar)
Top 10 good things about Australia
1. Peter Weir! Sorry Savage but Peter Weir who is the directer of eg 'Truman Show' and 'Dead Poets' Society' is just too cool. His films are profound, he seems to be a good human being who cares. A lot of times you watch a good movie and then you find out he directed it. Last but not least, his lastname is almost weird...how befitting for this site!
Top 10 tarts of showbuisness
1. Britney Spears! Silicon at 17 (?) says it all and Pamela Anderson (the name will do), it's a tie!
Top 10 MAD duets that should become reality
1. Daniel and Yassir Arafat (now that's mad! hahaha)
Top 10 movie lines you can use
1. The Spice Girls are losing chart position and you meet them. They explain the situation and you answer: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!", 1-0 to you! That's from "Gone with the wind"
Top ten secrets about Savage Garden's next album
(Relax, it's just fake;0)
Top ten things noticed at a Savage concert
1. After each song Daniel would throw his guitar pick into the
audience...hehehe
Top 10 signs you’re too savage for Savage Garden
I don’t have any of the syptoms myself...hahaha
Top 10 things you shouldn’t say/do if you meet Savage Garden
1. ”WOW, you guys look so much better on camera, what happened?” (just don’t, ok!)
Top 10 things you want to do with Darren Hayes
1. Give him a BIG hug!
Top 10 things you want to do with Daniel Jones
1. Give him a BIG hug! *replay*
