Interviewer: Welcome Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones from Austrailian band Savage Garden
D&D: *strong Auzzie accent* Thanx, nice to be here
I: How does it feel having a nr1 album and several nr1 singles?
Darren: Well, we always kinda knew we’d be this huge so we’re not sure how we feel...
I: This huge? how huge?
Darren: You know, we’re a bunch of regular Micheal Jacksons
I: You mean...
Daniel: Can I just say that Darren’s got great hair!
I: um, anyway, before you sir interrupted me, I was saying, you mean you like young boys just like Micheal Jackson?
Daniel: Young boys are cool...
Darren: *frowning* What the hell are you talking about?! we mean we’re as huge as Micheal Jackson
I: Hmm, he’s pretty tall but I can’t see what’s huge about him, the guy looks like a matchstick
Darren: Huge as in a big music star, are you sure you graduated from Journalism school?
Daniel: Darren’s got great hair
I: Well, I dunno, he’s going down....
D&D: Would you drop it?!!!!
I: Sure. How does it feel being a rolemodel to young people all over the world?
Darren: If people see Daniel as a rolemodel then I guess I’m full of despair about the future
Daniel: You should talk! If the whole world was like you there wouldn’t be a world
I: Guys, guys, take it easy, it was just a question. Do you fight a lot?
Daniel: No, Darren’s got great hair! How can you fight with somebody who’s got great hair?
Darren: *looking with admiration at Daniel* Well, thanx buddy. We haven’t faught for ages, our chemistery is tops, infact, you’re the reason for our row!You’re in big trouble...
I: How do you mean?
Darren: Well, you caused a crack in our flauless relationship and we have to do something to you
I: Oh, what? like I should be afraid of a nerdy sissyboy and an incompetent troublemaker?
Daniel: Darren’s still got great hair, so there!
Darren: On a more serious note, have you seen ”Interview with a vampire”?
I: *extremely confused* huh?
Darren: The film, have you seen it?
I: This is getting out of control, can we get back to me being the interviewer and you my victims?
Darren: Interesting term, victims...
Daniel: Have you ever wondered why we’re called Savage Garden?
I: Um, yeah, why?
Daniel: It’s from a book by Anne Rice. The author of ”Interview with a vampire”.
I: Oh, wow! Beautiful
Darren: What if we said you’re gonna write a book called ”Interview with two vampires?
I: I am?
Darren: *Licking his lips* Seeing as you are doing just that, why shouldn’t you write a book about it?
I: Really, gentlemen, I do not comprehend. You’re not suggesting...
Darren: *with an easy, solemn tone* Oh but we are, look, impressive teeth, huh?*showing his teeth
I: AAAAhhhhh, no please, spare me....
D&D: Yummy!
Darren: You go first, you’ve flattered me about my hair all day, go ahead, suck!
Daniel: Why, I’m moved, thank you very much
Darren: The pleasure’s all mine!
Daniel and Darren drink the interviewer’s blood who ‘till this date has remained nameless for he is ashamed of his night time activities.