Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell us who’s the wackiest of them all???
Gianluca Paliuca vs. Darren Hayes
Two guys I like
The battle stands between Italy’s football (soccer) goalkeeper during the 1998 WorldCup Mr Gianluca Paliuca and a person well known in this garden, Mr Darren Hayes, the savage dude himself! Who do you think is the wackiest? well, wonder no more, the answer will come to you soon...
Gianluca Paluica
The hair: it’s a pretty normal hairstyle if it wasn’t for it’s thickness, it stands up and it just makes you think of a sleezy guy who tries to get young girls on holidays...eeeuuuwww...wackie!
The nose: What a wackie hooter! It’s a classic Italian, you know the kind that stands out in the middle, like a hawk beak which makes it look a lot bigger than it actually is...*lol*
His mouth: His lips are thin and his theeth are pretty big...hehehe...rabbit teeth :0)=
The stubble: Since he has black hair his beard stubble tends to be visible and when he lets it grow a little bit it just turns ugly...hahaha
The name: Haha...all Italians, excuse me but since I’m not into Italian names (maybe I am, I know lotsa football players but still...) this one sounds wackie to me, it’s funny!
His shouting: He keeps screaming at his players - as goalies generally do - in a very funny way, he always looks worried when he does it, it’s more funny when you don’t understand Italian
Darren Hayes
The hair: This is not either a very strange haircut but since his head has such a round shape it looks really funny..we-hey!
His nails: Occasionally he has blue nail polish on which you have to admit is wackie even though it looks cool
His smile: Hehehe...sometimes when he smiles it looks like he’s pretending coz it’s so wide =0)
His clothes: Some of them are deadly cool but some are wackster (actually, wackie and cool are pretty much the same thing...hehehe)! hehehe, there’s one outfit he has, tight black pants and sweater with leather thingees on it, it makes him look like a baby coz of it’s tightness
The sunglasses: Hehehe, he wears some wackie wackie ones, no explanation needed...*lol*...but some of them make him look like a fly...buzzzz
Verdict:
If you’d take a look you’d say Paliuca is the wackiest, no doubt. If your grandma looked she’d say Darren. Darren has his wackie momentos with his sunshades and his nails but brutto brutto for him to be up against such a tough opponent coz Gianluca Paliuca just is way way wackie, from top to toe, even the name cracks a smile in me. His looks was the thing that made him the winner, he looks like a cartoon! So, there you have it, Paliuca is the proud winner!!!
Robbie Williams vs. Jimmy Ray
Mr Robbie Williams is an ex Take That man who’s been through a lot for the mere age of 24. Now he’s batteling it up against Mr Jimmy Ray for the crown of wackieness. Jimmy Ray is also from the UK but he’s a rookie in the world of music. One look at this man and you know he should’ve been born some 40-50 years ago. Either that or Ray’s management team don’t know much about marketting.
Where do I begin? Is wackie a cool word? Is the world round? Is Jimmy Ray infact wackie? Well, YES YES YES!
· The hair. It’s 50s, it’s ugly, it doesn’t make any sence, it’s just tragic! Shave it off Jimmy!!!!
· The clothes. It’s 50s, they’re ugly, they’re tasteless, they’re cheap and we-hey how they are wackie!
· The music. It’s 50s (you get the idea by now), it’s too commercial, it’s just something you indulge in when you’re desperate for some dancing
· The song titles and lyrics. Jimmy Ray and wackie words go together like milk and cookies. With song titles like ”Going to Vegas” (Las Vegas lacks flair, intellegence and everything that’s good and it’s awesomely cheap and trashy which is why it can be called wackie) and ”Are you Jimmy Ray?” he just couldn’t get wackier. Or how about the lyrics? *Jimmy’s wimpy voice* ”...are you Jimmy ray?...” *some Barry White wannabe* ”...who wants to know?...”, come on Jimmy! give us a break!!! WAIT! there’s more. ”...I’m meaner, I’m leaner, I ain’t no where in betweena’, good God, I’m a believer...” speechless
· The girls in his videos. Three to four girls in each video who look like pre-pubescent Foxy Brown wannabes and they all shake it...lol...haha.
· His body. Taaaaaaaaaaall and extremely slim. Long arms and legs and a long face. That together with his 50s/cowboy clothes, hat and guitar makes a damn good Lucky Luke, Yihaa!!!!
· The look. He looks in the camera in some peculiar face, desperately trying to look like Elvis Presley...uuuu...okey
Wackie is written all over Robbie, no doubt. As a Take That fan, I know a lot about him and have seen his many wackie sides
· The faces he pulls. Robbie is a master at pulling funny faces, at least wackie ones. He makes his eyes big, he gives ridiculous smiles, well, it’s just hard to explain with words but boy are his faces wackie!
· The hair. Almost bald which makes him look like a criminal...hehehe, now criminals are wackie!
· The stuff he does. Oh, my...lol...hihi...hahaha...hehe. He showed his butt on MTV for a mere 10 £ which isn’t much, if you don’t know how much it is, it’s like 9$. He relentlessly shakes his hips in ways Elvis never even thought of. He has simulated sex with practically everything and laughs about it. He licked former bandmate Gary Barlow’s ear at a recent charity concert...eeewwwwww! and he wiped off the sweat on Gary’s forehead with his fingers...eeeeuuww
· The weihgt issue. Robbie’s a mini-Oprah. His little double chin reaccures every now and then to pay a small visit to Robbie, all with the help of some beer...wacks
· The stuff he says. Wackie, wackie and wackie. Among quotes: ”never eat yellow snow”, *Ray Cokes* ”...so you’re suddenly an expert on Italians?” *Robbie* ”Yeah, as I was saying...” (the funny bit was he didn’t understand the joke, he was totally serious), ”I hope I live..to see the day...the pope gets high...”, ”when I left Take That I wanted to get fat, I wanted to party and drink and I did”
The Verdict:
Jimmy Ray is more concrete in his wackieness, as you can see, he’s got more points. Robbie on the other hand is more abstract wackie. You can’t really understand it until you see him in action.
But anybody who’s in his 20s and diggin’ Elvis like crazy is too wackie! and one look at Jimmy boy and you know you’ve hit a wackie ice-berg...hihi (yes, I’ve seen ‘Titanic’ too).
So the proud winner of vs. is Mr JIMMY RAY!!!!!!!!!!!
