The Brett Song
(Danylo-Buric)

Singer-Danylo


This is a song about a guy named Brett!
I was going to say good stuff, but now I forget!
He pokes people with his bayonet!
He likes to build sheds and cabinets!

This is a song about a guy named Brett!
He sits on his roof to watch the sun set! He has no money and he's in debt!
Look at him do a pirouette!

Brett! Brett! Marionette!
Look at him play his clarionet!
Sings in a barbershop quartet!
He wants me to stop, but I'm not done yet!

This is a song about a guy named Brett!
He drives a pretty blue Corvette!
Always tries to use proper etiquette!
Oops! He just sat in a cheese omelette!

Brett! Brett! Silhouette!
He likes to sing the alphabet!
Has an Egyptian amulet!
But he doesn't like my song and he's upset!

(solo, corny chanting of "Brett! Brett!")

This is a song about a guy named Brett!
He flies around in his private jet!
Once got caught up in a fish net!
He fell in the lake and got real wet!

Brett! (Brett!) Brett! (Brett!) Plays roulette!
This song is done, but hey don't fret! (Fret!)
You can buy it on CD or cassette!
So that was my song about a guy named Brett!

COPYRIGHT 1997 BILL DANYLO AND MIKE BURIC