The Ring of Insanity
(Danylo-Buric)

Singer-Danylo


There are 85 tons of pistachio nuts that are buried in Cambodia's plain
You can reach the top a million ways but the outcome's still the same
There's a band marching through the middle of the town with a banner with a portrait of the king
I sat through school for 98 years and I never ever never learned a thing

There's a purple buffalo riding on the hood of my car
The horizon's out there but it's out there way to far

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
I can see it through the rain
But don't stand on the tracks when there's a light at the end of the tunnel
Cause the light might be from a train.

There's a bomb in a baby carriage sitting outside of a resturant in town
I went to buy some new old shoes but all their different colors all were brown
A horde of barbarians have found a way to go around the China wall
Ow! my foot just got smashed by a really really heavy bowling ball

I knew a guy who was from Memphis, Tennessee
He played the kettle drum in the Boy Scout Jamboree

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
I can see it through the rain
But don't stand on the tracks
when there's a light at the end of the tunnel
Cause the light might be from a train.

(solo)

It's a dot matrix world my friend so you better take my advice
I like this song so much I think I'll sing I think I'll sing it maybe twice
There's an automatic, bureaucratic, acrobatic, melodramatic waffle in my bathtub yet again
I need 11 bucks but all I think I might have with me is a 10

"Beware the Jabberwock" says the banner on this door
In this cheesecloth world you never do know what's in store

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
I can see it through the rain
But don't stand on the tracks
when there's a light at the end of the tunnel
Cause the light might be from a
Cause the light might be from a
Because the light might be from a train.

COPYRIGHT 1997 BILL DANYLO AND MIKE BURIC