nik meltdown - 12/19/00 11:04:36 My Email:nikmeltup78@hotmail.com Instrument(s): home studio etc Music Style(s): upfront ska,reggae,funk+tekkno Where are you from?: london Age?: 35 Phone Number: 02085194032

Comments: hi there,my partner+myself have been producing quality underground dance music for quite some time now,in the last year however ,we have been back to our roots with a modern slant on ska ,reggae +funk ,with some serious results,i am very much looking to get some traxs released.If you would like a preview of the music ,either visit www.yossarian-music.com and follow links to niknak page(thats us)or email me and i will send you the "purple monkey dishwasher" cd album ok

Fred - 09/03/00 03:58:04 My Email:Fred@Fred.gov Band You're Reviewing: the band of all bands Album You're Reviewing: the album of all albums Overall Quality(1-10): 666666666666666666666

Comments: Well, i am satan, well i sometimes wish i was, so that means im really not satan. the band of all bands is actually a very intense yet melodramatic kind of mix that adds tension and relief at the same exact moment, like getting a back rub with a probe stuck in you ass type of deal. I went and saw this band of all bands at frankies las night, or was it the night before...i really dont think the date matters in this case of reviewment...i laughed, i cried, most importantly i puked on some girls head in front of me...all in all it was a great show... Their first album, appropriatly titled "the album of all albums" was magnificent...it had that flavor of major rock-stars in the sense of complete failure...the first track sounded like shit, but the rest of the tracks were mere shit...i recommend buying he album of all abums just to say u bought a great album. So in closing i realize hom much time i just wasted write about a fictional band and album, and i feel really, really, really stupid right now. love on live on.. Fred

jeff lumo - 08/05/00 02:32:01 My Email:bigmistake007@hotmail.com Band You're Reviewing: 5 knuckle shuffle Album You're Reviewing: friends forever Overall Quality(1-10): 8.75

Comments: ok , i got the soy milk comp from a friend's band and i heard the 5 knuckle shuffle songs on it. they are amazing . thier cd has 5 songs by "5KS" and 5 by a really bad ska band called flip ya for real. 5KS's songs are a mix of punk, ska, hardcore, and eve 2-tone(very dancable) beat to it..they are from ct and i suggest that you find a way to order it

Liz - 07/31/00 03:28:47 My Email:Lizzieloo@cheerful.com Band You're Reviewing: ---------------- Album You're Reviewing: ---------------- Overall Quality(1-10): ----------------

Comments: DAVE YOUR SITE IS REALLY WOW. YOUR LOVING SISTER, LIZ

mike park - 07/09/00 15:10:52 My Email:chinkies E-Mail Address: chinkies@am.com Instrument(s) looking for: what??????? Music Style(s): good Where are you from?: where the chinkies you figure it out!

Comments: want to be on the comp.

eah yeah - 07/05/00 04:26:59 My Email:hellsyeah@yahoo.com Band You're Reviewing: soymilk Album You're Reviewing: soymilk Overall Quality(1-10): -1

Comments: what a steaming pile of donkey shit

jason hall - 07/01/00 09:18:50 My Email:merklemister@hotmail.com Band You're Reviewing: NOFX Album You're Reviewing: pump up the valuum

Comments: tis isn't anything like thier old stuff.(duh)it is very "decline-esque"there are a few good songs though.clams have feelings to,my vagina,thank god it's monday,and theme from a NOFX album are the best on it. later

- 06/27/00 00:51:30 Album You're Reviewing: soy milk Overall Quality(1-10): lame

Comments:

grandpamonkeyskull - 06/18/00 06:39:58 My Email:grandpamonkeyskull@hotmail.com Instrument(s): bratwurst Music Style(s): amaco Where are you from?: copyright 2000 Age?: bone Phone Number: acess

Comments: cow shat bratwurst

jason hall(scott farkis affair) - 06/16/00 06:57:09 My Email:merklemister Instrument(s): guitar,bass,drums,skin flute Music Style(s): punk/ska Where are you from?: toledo,ohio Age?: 18 Phone Number: 473-8995

Comments: i am a loser!

jason hall(scott farkis affair) - 06/16/00 06:56:56 My Email:merklemister Instrument(s): guitar,bass,drums,skin flute Music Style(s): punk/ska Where are you from?: toledo,ohio Age?: 18 Phone Number: 473-8995

Comments: i am a loser!

sdf - 05/19/00 18:32:59 My Email:sdf E-Mail Address: sdf Instrument(s) looking for: sdf Music Style(s): sdf Where are you from?: sd Phone Number: sdf

Comments: sdf

hoh - 05/19/00 18:31:25 My Email:hihih@gih./ho Band You're Reviewing: ac/Dc Album You're Reviewing: hoh

Comments: khkigkgjghlbvgfmb