Here is the main reason: I hadn't updated since August 29, 2001. Today's date is January 24, 2003. This is an occasion to hang my head in shame. :(
But now I will return to the crazy world of TPWAP on a much more regular basis. For any of you wondering where I've been since I last updated, I was kidnapped and sent to be a spy in Idaho, where I spent many grueling months cooking spaghetti strand by strand.
It's good to be back.
I'm also a jerk because I kick monkeys, steal clothespins, and laugh when someone catches on fire.
(Kidding!)