THE PAGE WITH A PINEAPPLE
JANUARY 23, 2000 - - - In the beginning, there was an idea. And the idea was to make a webpage. Now, a year later, this idea turns one year old. To celebrate, we'd like to take you through a 'tour of the past', if you will. Aly saved each main page right before they changed the page, so you get the complete tour. Cut out is most of the bottom stuff - pix, e-mail addys - since it's basically been the same for the whole year.
This was our first main page. Isn't it purty? Look at the number of links we had! We won't have them link anywhere, because those won't be the same as they were in the past. Got that? *g* You can tell the links by the bouncy balls. :) Happy reading!
Wow. I guess we had a bit to say. And none of it makes sense to me, whether it did at the beginning or not!
ON WITH THE MEMORIES!
Happy Mean People Aren't Nice Day!(April 6) Moment of silence, please. NONSENSE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!
"Always compare the exaggerated judgement of the perimeter to sieze a Tuesday."
Yay! Time to eat!!! What are we having for dinner?(insert Brady accent here)Porkchops and applesauce.Woopee! I LOVE porkchops and applesauce!! What's for dessert?Ummmm... cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream. So anyway.... yes, there are links on this page.And no, it's not a chain link fence. I personally use electric(it keeps the horses from running away).Maybe we should introduce the links soon. I wanna put the cute little bouncy balls in front of them.No comment.Fine, be that way. ARE YOU READY? As a famous rock star once said. For those of you who are not familiar with the song I have referred to, I was referring to Jon Davis from KoRn, from their song, Blind.Well, I have one thing to say to that. "Baby you can drive my car!"Did you know, that in Cleveland, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license?No Xris, I did not. I thank you on behalf of the audience. Anything else?Prejudice, shame of all nations. Breeding hate, don't need no segregation. (That's Soulfly)Well, okey dokey then. So, links, anyone?Sausage links?But of course.Yipee! I love sausage.
Hello, hello, and welcome to our humble adobe. This is Aly, one of your hostesses with the mostesses.And I'll be joining Aly today. I'm Xris (pronounced Kris). I don't have exactly as much as Aly, but I have enough to get by. You don't have exactly as much of WHAT, Xris? (Pronounced 'Kris') Anyway, the visiting hours are 9 to 5, but we can probably sneak you in later or earlier. We're cool like that.Hot dog.Yeppers.... which, by the way, rhymes with peppers.... oh, now I lost my train of thought. Toot-toot!All aboard! This train makes stops at all mental institutions from here to California. Strangely enough, we don't get off at any of them.We have many things to offer here at The Page With A Pineapple, at low discount prices. Sure, you won't want to get half the stuff, but at these prices, who can resist?!?!?This is the end of the bar.
Also, Today marks 5 years since Kurt Cobain died (April 5)
Have you read the bar yet? If not, go back NOW! Are you listening to me? I don't think so! Fine, disobay me! I've got one thing to say - pbbbbbbbb!Well, I can't argue with that statement. I can't agree with it, either. So, I'll just have to make one of my own: lrrrrr!Thank you, Xris! (pronounced 'Kris') Lerrrr to you, too! Oh no, I can't do it! Lerrr... lerrrr.... lrrrrr! Yay!!! :)----- (this has been bleeped out for you younguns, who might not appreciate that joke. But everytime me and Xris see it, we'll laugh like crazy!)I may have my faults, but sleeping ain't one of them.TEE-HEE!!!!! Xris, do you know what time it is?Yes. It's 5:31! Dinner time!!!!!No, you silly little person! It's time for the......
Do we still get to eat?Yes, just hold on to your stomach. So now - NONSENSE OF THE WEEK!!Ohh! A Story by Xris!
The Ex-Tae-Bo Journals
Visit the Nonsense of the Week archives!
Read all about us!
The thingie about Xris that Aly filled out
The thingie about Aly that Xris filled out
Links!
And now we would like to sing a spanish song!
Aly would like to say - 'Well, THAT'S on the floor now!'She is referring to what has become a long story starting last year in art class, but lately it has evolved to a phrase referring to a rug I was going to give Aly for her birthday, but I forgot to get one for her, so I keep telling myself I'll get it for her for the next holiday (it hasn't happened yet). Hot Dog. Okay. I would like to point out a neat fact. If you put the first letters of the months together, starting with January, you get JFMAMJJASOND. As you may have already noticed, starting with July, the months spell out 'Jason'. Neato, eh?!?Did you also notice that they spell my name, too? No? Look again: JFMAXRISMJJASOND. NOW do you see? How's THAT for cool? (okay, It's not quite as cool as the inside of my freezer, but it's still cool.) Funny, I miss 'Xris' everytime. Now about the freezer business..... isn't your freezer freezing? And your refrigerator cool?ALY! You just ruined a perfectly good joke! I was trying to make the point that the freezer is MORE COOL than my name being spelled out in the month's initials. Get it?Sorry.Thank you. Hey, Aly. Do you have that feeling like we're being watched?
You know, Xris, I've felt it too. But who would be watching US?I don't know. Who would WANT to watch us? We aren't exactly the most normal people, most people would be scared off before reaching the point of spying on us.True. I hope the feeling goes away.......... so anyway, we want to introduce someone to ya'all.This, my friends, is Steven Paul James Michael, Bill for short.
Isn't he the CUTEST thing?Don't let him hear you call him a thing. How would you feel if I called you a thing?True. And we don't want him to run away. Isn't he the CUTEST object?Being politically correct is not always better. Better than You! (burst of Metallica. sorry)It's my turn. MINE! I have a fact for all you viewers out there - eating Italian Ices in winter is not the smartest idea if you are trying to stay warm.I love James Shaffer!!!!!!Who is he?He plays guitar for KoRn.Well, we shall have none of that here. Let's talk about happy bands and songs, like the Lovin' Spoonful, etc.HAPPY BANDS?!?! What are you talking about? KoRn is happy. Yes, KoRn IS happy. Some of the songs may not be about the happiest topics, but Jon is over that. Now he's happy. For example, My Gift To You is a love song for his wife.Awhh, how sweet. Okay, I guess I should trust you, although I have my doubts. I don't know how the Lovin' Spoonful came up... what did they sing again? Anyway... I've heard this song before!!!!Also, how do you expect me to believe that Maxwell's Silver Hammer is a happy song? Especially after the story I wrote about it?3 words - GET OVER IT. I said 'awwh, how sweet.' Stop taking the keyboard away from me, I am not done. I NEVER said that Maxwell's Silver Hammer was happy. But you should watch Paul in the anthology, when he said that he's so happy that MOST of the songs were about love, peace, etc. NOW you may type. I'm sorry. I just wanted to make the point that not ALL of EVERYONE's songs are neccessarily happy. Truce?Truce (Aly says while hugging Xris and sobbing, 'let's never fight again')I'm glad that's over. I hate fighting. But I love James. (a.k.a. Munky)Hey, I love a James too! 'Cept he goes by his middle name. My Paulie.....My Uncle also goes by his middle name. He's really David Michael, but we all call him Mike. Except his boyfriend. He calls him Michael. But the point is, he goes by his middle name. Munky doesn't, though.Hey, I love a Monkee too! His name is Michael. But that's his middle name. His name is Robert Michael. I don't know about you, Xris, but I'm getting confused.Yes, with all these Mikes and middle names, it's hard to tell who we're talking about anymore. From now until we get sick of it, I'm placing a ban on all Mikes and middle names. (I get the feeling it isn't going to last very long, though). Okey dokey. This page was brought to you by the letter 'm' (Mike, middle name, Monkee, Munky....), and the #16.Hey- that's how old I am. (Unfortunately. Now I can't get my driving license until November with these stupid new laws.)Oh well (says the older, wiser Aly). WISER? What are you trying to say? Keep in mind that I am in a higher Math class than you!I'm in a higher English class! So there!That's only because the teacher hated me! I almost failed that class one term, and my best paper of the year earned me nothing more than a C-.I'm sorry, but I'm still in a higher English class. But that's okay. And it makes sense that you are in a higher math class - I can barely add! Well, I hope we can end this second fight. I hate fighting with people. You'd never know it from seeing how my sister and I get along, but I dislike fighting a lot.You people reading this must realize that it's getting later in the night - earlier it was early, and now it's late. So we're losing it.Even more than we usually have lost. I saw Lost in Space with Liz and someone else, but I don't remember... oh! It could have been Caty. Actually, I think it was(they may correct me if I'm wrong). It was a good movie. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! Hee Hee. It's way past my bedtime. At least I don't have to get up at 5:30 to feed Brandy (she's my pony. my mommy got her for me for my birthday). She's very pretty. She's a frosted Appy. (For those of you who don't know what that means, she's spotted.) She is 24 years old, and just happens to be the first equine I ever rode. She eats alot. I don't eat as much as she does. I don't eat the same stuff, either. Well, I eat apples and carrots, but I don't eat grain or hay. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but then again, it's 11:00pm, so I wouldn't know anything(not that I usually know much anyway).Wow, thank you Xris (pronounced 'Kris'). It's way past my bedtime too, for a Friday night. :) We'll have to watch the Monkees episode, 'Fairy Tale', before going nighty night. :) Sleepovers are great. Wow, this is getting long. Wait, Xris wants to tell a story.I've gathered you all here to tell you who the real murderer is. At first I was phat when Mrs. Haversham mentioned the homey from LA because it just didn't make sense. But when Calvin, the butler, brought in the weed, it was all too clear.The culprit is none other than Xris Otenti, who killed the victim in the ghetto with a gun. Thank you, and good day(knowing that Xris is still running amuck through the streets of Franklin. Franklinites, BEWARE!!!!)Well............. thank you, Xris (remind me not to let her have control of the keyboard anymore). I don't have a story to amuse ya'all with. I'm sorry. Xris is making fun of my 'ya'all'. Well well well. I am in the mood for BEATLES! Okay, sing along time! What shall we sing? "1,2,3, Fawr! She was just 17... you know what I mean!" No? Monkees, then? "Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in Status-Symbol land". Now that we're all set, the record has stopped and I have to regretably hand this back over to Xris.Why Beatles and Monkees? How about an Aerosmith sing along? "Down to who knows who just to socialize, I'm lookin' for my girls when you caught my eyes..." Hey Aly, do you know what song that is? It's Lord of the Thighs! I love that song(well, I could say that was true of all Aerosmith songs, mainly because it's true). Come on! It's On! Okay, that's KoRn. Not the same as Aerosmith. Actually, they've got quite a few differences. Like Aerosmith has been around longer, and Munky is closer to my age than Steven Tyler. Your turn, Aly.My turn? Turn? Tueriljkdfnsklndjklkmsndlkjb.......Up up up and down, turn turn turn around round round roundabout and over again, son son son of a gun you are the only one who makes any difference what I say. (That's Nirvana). Kurt is dead(boo hoo).I'm runnin' outta things to say, Xris. Maybe this is a long enough front page.I agree. We must come up with some fun other pages. We don't want the first page to hog all the fun. That wouldn't be fair to the rest of them.Yep. So, I guess this is goodbye.....No!!!!! That's so SAD!! We can't say goodbye! We're just getting to know our visitors! What will we do? What if they're disappointed when we must leave them? Oh, I'm distressed!!!!They will live. You have to learn to let go! We'll be back, and hopefully so will they. :) PHEW!!! I'm relieved now! Well, we will see Y'ALL later! Come back, ya' hear?
This is Another Day Without You by John Secada.
Cuando estas en mis brazos quiere amarrate a mi amor y no entiendo como puedes estar, estar sin mi no, no, no, yo quiero estar contigo no se por que di me porque que ya, ya no puedo mas ya me es impossible soportar otro dia mas sin verte ven, dame una razon es algo que no tiendes una solucion es otro dia mas sin verte es otro dia mas no nada que hacer que puedo detenerte que tengo que decirte para que no te vayas no hazme el favor de decirme no, no, no, tengo y no tengo nada estoy tan cansado de estar seperados ya, ya no puedo mas ya me es impossible soportar es otro dia mas sin vendame una razon es algo que no tiene una solucion es otro dia mas sin verte quien esta contigo no se por que dime por que
You've been a great audience! Thank you, and goodnight!