Craig campbell-

Craig campbell- profile and faq

q: who are you?

A: i am me

Q: what is the point of this site?

A: so that you dumb people can see my awesome frikkin' artwork and be benumbed by awe and amazement

Q: what does "theopolis" mean?

A: its a greek word. theo-god polis-city. "city of god"

Q: "city" of god? this is not a city. this is a website, dumbass

A: shut up. find out how to say "website" in ancient greek, and i'll change it

q: and what about "es non me es me"?

A: that one is latin. it means "if you are not me, then you are me"

q: okay. so what in the name of ra does that mean?

a: i do not answer questions pertaining to ra

Q: you are the most egotistical man i have ever met. you scare me immensely. i haven't been able to sleep scince viewing your site

A: no

Q: how would i go about contacting you?

A: get icq. my uin is 29940093

Q: really?

A: yes

q: do you give art lessons?

a: no. but if you have any questions, feel free to icq me. maybe i'll consider thinking about answering them

Q: wow

a: indeed

Q: i am a dumb little idiot who has no money. will you draw me something?

A: no. you are asking me this only to waste my time. i will only draw for money

q: is this the end of the faq?

a: yes

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