mollyI hesitantly got off the couch and went to the bathroom and took my shower. I finished getting ready at about 1:45, I grabbed my car keys and ran out the door. As I drove, I wondered how I was going to get my hair done then decided I'll just let the hair dresser decide. I pulled into Molly's driveway and beeped the horn. She came rushing out, hopped into my Rav 4, and started telling me about how she wants to go out tonight since neither of us has really been out since we moved here three months before.
molly"I don't know about you but I just think that you know, we should go out, meet some guys, I mean I can't wait around for Robbie Rob forever." We both laughed as she finished her sentence. She was desperately in love with Rob Thomas, although we both knew there was no chance in hell she was getting him.
molly"Yeah, I agree, I mean, I've been here for three months and no sign of Mr. Doucette anywhere."
molly"Nope no Pauly, guess you'll just have to settle with an average guy Jess."
molly"Yeah, I guess you're right, but I can dream can't I?" I pulled into the parking lot as I finished this sentence.
molly"So are, ya ready?" I said as I unbuckled my seat belt.
molly"As ready as I'm gonna get, lets go do this before I change my mind." As we walked into the salon we noticed a big open room with about ten styling chairs.
molly"Hello, and welcome to John Michael's." Said a friendly young woman who stood at a counter.
"How may I help you?"
molly"Umm, we have an appointment for three."
molly"You must be Molly, and Jessica."
molly"That's us!" I replied cheerily.
molly"Come with me and we'll get you started." We followed the woman and she seated us at chairs right next to each other.
molly"So, what can I do for you today?" The woman asked me as she strapped an apron around me.
"Well, I'm not quite sure so, I'm trusting you to make me look good."
molly"All right then lets get started." The woman proceeded to cut my hair. After she finished cutting it, she decided to lighten it to a more dirty blonde. After the dye set she brought me over to a row of sinks where there were few more people getting their hair washed. I sat at a sink, where I noticed a small man sitting at the sink next to me. I sat with my head in the in the sink, not able to get a good look of him. I didn't see a his hair dresser anywhere, and he didn't seem to be awake. When he noticed that someone was coming to sit next to him he decided to talk.
molly"Hey, isn't this so fun!!" He said excitedly, I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or not so.
molly"I love coming here, its like the best, I mean I just get to sit here and people wash my hair for me, I think its great." I couldn't help but chuckle. I couldn't see the mans face since both of our heads were in sinks.
molly"So, what's your name?" He asked questioningly.
molly"Jessica, you?"
molly"Billy-Bob" He replied.
molly"Cool, so Billy-Bob, whatcha getting done to your hair?"
molly"Oh just the usual, cut and dyed, I decided that purple would look better then red so I came to change it."
molly"Cool, you dye your hair allot?"
molly"Oh yeah, why keep your hair the same boring color when it came be purple?" I just sat in the sink and thought how cool it was that this guy was so much like Paul, with the exception of his name of course. Billy-Bob's hair dresser finally returned and I was just finishing. I got up with the help of Sarah, the hair dresser. As I stood up, I looked over to see what Billy-Bob really looked like, then I fainted. I woke up to Sarah, and a few other hair dressers hovering me.
molly"Are you okay?" was all that came out of their mouths.
molly"Umm, yeah, I'm fine really." As I stood up I came face to face with him.
molly"Hey, that was quiet a fall you took there."
molly"Yeah, glad you noticed PAUL."
molly"Whoa, how do you know that, you're one of those damn reporters aren't you??"
molly"Uhh, no."
molly"Na, I'm just kidding, yeah, you found me out, my name is really Paul but don't tell anyone okay?" All I could do was stand there and stare at him.
molly"Okay?" I shook my head as I noticed that he was talking to me.
molly"Yeah, sure, whatever you say."
molly"So, you a fan?"
molly"A fan? That's an understatement!"
molly"Let, me guess, you're deeply, madly, hopelessly in love with Rob?"
molly"Rob? No way!" I almost choked on the laughter.
molly"Really, you're not in love with Rob?"
molly"No, why would you think that?"
molly"Well, cause all women are in love with Rob."
molly"Not this one." I smiled as I said this.
molly"Oh, so its either Kyle or Adam, hmm, you look like a Kyle girl, am I right?" He sounded almost sure that he was right.
molly"Paul, I'm not in love with Rob, or Kyle, or Adam, or even Brian."
molly"Reeealy? So that leaves me.?" He said as a huge grin came across his face. He was so sexy, I mean I was about to pass out again just from that smile.
molly"Well, y.." I was cut short by Molly who came running up to me.
molly"Oh my god, are you okay, Sarah came and told me you passed out, what happened?" Molly was so out of breath that the words were barely recognizable.
molly"Umm, Hello, earth to Molly, are you freaking stupid, can you not see who the hell is standing right there?" Molly wasn't even paying attention to Paul who was standing across from me.
molly"Holy sh*t, no freaking wonder you passed out"
molly"Umm, hello, will someone fill me in here?" Paul spoke up from where he was standing.
molly"Oh, sorry, nothing" I spat out not wanting to leave his question unanswered but not wanting to tell him the truth.
molly"Well, you see Paul, Jess has this major..." I punched Molly in the arm.
molly"Ow, what was that for?"
molly"You know exactly what that was for."
molly"Hey, he's the one that asked, I was just answering him."
molly"Yeah, I am quite aware of what you were doing."
molly"Ladies, ladies, please, no need to argue, so Molly, as you were saying?"
molly"I'll be right back I'm gonna go see about getting my hair finished." I walked away as fast as I could not wanting to be there when Molly told Paul all about my obsessive crush over him. Sarah came over and finished my hair while I could see Paul getting his hair finished also.
molly"What had Molly told him?" I thought to myself, I needed to know. As soon as Sarah was done, I ran over to where Molly was and asked her all the details. She said that she had just told him that I was a big fan, and that I had a small crush on him. She had a look on her face that and I knew she had said more then that.
mollyI sat on a comfy chair in the waiting area while Molly was getting her hair finished. I picked up a magazine and tried to read it but all I could think of was that Paul was in the same building, and that I had already made an *ss of myself by fainting. He must have been standing there for a few seconds cause finally he's like:
molly"Ahem" I looked up and saw Paul, with perfectly spiked purple hair.
Man did he look awesome with purple hair. I really wanted to touch it, I didn't know why, it was just so cool, and perfect.
molly"So, what cha doin after you leave here?" He asked as I just continued to stare at his hair.
molly"What, purple not good, I shoulda went with blonde huh?"
molly"Ohh, no way, purple is awesome."
molly"Oh, you had me scared you were like looking at me like I had something coming out of my f*cking head."
molly"Oh, sorry, no, I love it, its really great, really."
molly"So?"
molly"So, what, did I miss something?"
molly"Yeah, I asked you what you were doin after you leave here?"
molly"Oh, I dunno, Molly and I were gonna go out later, you know, meet some guys compare them to Rob and Paul." Oh my god, I can't believe I just said that. Paul looked at me and started to laugh. I was so mortified.
molly"So, do you always compare guys to me?" I figured I should just play along with it so he couldn't tell how embarrassed I was.
molly"Oh, yeah, I mean I have high standards in guys and well, if they aren't well, you then, I don't want them." I gave him a flirtatious smile.
molly"Ahh, so I guess if a guy was going to ask you out, he'd have to compare to either Rob or I?"
molly"No, just you, Molly's the one who's into Rob, my standards are purely Pauly."
molly"Oh, really?"
molly"Yup!"
molly"So, am I worthy to take you out on a date?"
molly"I'll have to think about that."
molly"Oh, okay, so how long do you think that will take?"
molly"Umm, okay"
molly"Okay, I'm worthy?"
molly"Yeah, I guess so, I mean, your name is Paul, your cute, funny, talented, and um sexy, so I guess your worthy."
molly"Did I hear you say sexy?"
molly"Yeah, I guess you did." A huge smile shot across his face. Ahh, what a look.
molly"So, where do u wanna go?"
molly"I dunno, you're more familiar with the area, I just moved here, so you're choice."
molly"Okay, then let it be a surprise."
molly"Okay." Molly walked over with a less than happy look on her face.
molly"Hey Moll, what happened to you?"
molly"What the hell, happened to me? Look at me, just look, look at my f*cking head, its all gone, what did I do?"
molly"What's wrong with her?"
molly"Oh, she came in with hair down to her *ss, and well now, its up to her shoulders, she needs time to adjust."
molly"Ohh." Tears started to well in her eyes as we walked out the door.
molly"I like it, I think it looks good." Paul tried to reassure her.
molly"Really, you think so, your not just saying that?"
molly"No, why would I lie?"
molly"Yeah I guess so, but I mean no offense but can we say midget baseball?" Paul just laughed as he realized that he did have a tendency to stretch the truth. Molly and I got into my Rav4 as Paul came over to the drivers side window.
molly"So, we DO have a date right?"
molly"Yup" The thought of actually going out on a date with Paul Doucette was sending shivers down my spine and I couldn't help but blush.
molly"Cool, so what time should I pick you up?"
molly"Um whatever time you want."
molly"Ahhhhhh" Molly let a terrifying scream.
molly"What the f*ck is her problem now?"
molly"Umm, I think she looked in the mirror."
molly"Ohh, so see yah at eight?"
molly"Sure eight it is." I said as I turned on the car and put it in reverse. I started to pull away when I noticed in my side mirror Paul running towards my car. I quickly stopped the car to see what he wanted.
molly"Address, I don't have your address.'' Paul gasped, out of breath from running.
molly"Fuck, that really would have sucked! I mean finally getting a date with you and I forget to give you my fucking address."
molly"Yeah, no shit, I'm walking away and I'm like fuck, I don't have her fucking address or phone number."
molly"Okay, let me find something to write on." I found a Mc Donald's napkin from the glove compartment and wrote my address and phone number on it.
molly"Now Paul there is a rule that goes along with having my phone number."
molly"Yeah, what's that?"
molly"Well, you have to call frequently."
molly"Oh, you had me f*cking worried, don't worry I will call, and soon you'll regret saying that, I'm gonna call so f*cking much!"