"My cosmetic bag, that would be my answer because I've got so much shit going on between oxy's and hairsprays and f*ck it, I'm the biggest bitch you know!"
"My pants?! You're wearing my pants?! Wait, but are they my pants?! Oooh, I'm getting very excited about this!"
"When you're on the road for this long, it's important to check each other's heads every once in awhile."
"Elvis was probably the coolest, though......saw him last month in Salt Lake City pumping gas."
When ur drunk "Don't drive farm equipment."
"I'm a lot older than most kids."
"We giggle like schoolgirls."