In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some reportedly true label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
Some Swanson frozen dinners:
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sainsbury's Peanuts
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chain saw:
Not really a warning label but still funny...
On the back of a motorbiker's jacket: