Bumper Stickers in the World of Darkness

Vampire: The Masquerade

Brujah:

Remember CARthage

Honk and I'll kick your ass

When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you

Keep honking - I'm reloading

Malkavians:

PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS

I don't suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every second of it

Insanity runs in my family - At times it positively GALLOPS

Madness takes its toll - please have exact change

Nosferatu:

Don't like my driving? Stay out of the Sewer!

Nobody's ugly after 2am.

Eschew Obfuscation

Toreador:

Its not just a car, its a work of art.

Pride is what we have - Vanity is what others have

Tremere:

Don't like my driving, learn movement of the mind.

Honk and your Engulfed.

If you can read this, think firestorm.

Member, Fraternal Brotherhood of...

Ventrue:

If you can read this, back off or my ghoul will pummel you.

I didn't like the way you drove, so I bought the road

The gene pool could use a little chlorine

Anarchs:

We don't need no stinking bumper stickers.

Express yourself.

um... Yeah I'm a loyal member of the Camarilla, .... sure.

Assamite:

Don't like someone else's driving, hire me.

NO MORE TYREs

Cappodocians:

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies

Caitiff:

The meek shall inherit the earth - they are too weak to refuse

Gangrel:

This vehicle protected by scent marking

I'm not in heat - so get off my tail!

Giovanni:

That's a really nice car, it'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one

Ravnos:

This car isn't here

Welcome to my reality.

Is it real or is it Ravnos

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Sabbat:

Want a ride, little girl?

This car was buried alive to prove its worth

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Salubri:

Yes, I know my car has three headlights

Setite:

Archeologists will date any old thing

Lead me not into temptation - I can find it myself

I don't need to be dead to donate my organ

Tzimisce

The way to a man's heart is through his sternum

Ghouls:

Gleefully serving my immortal masters... but one day

Kindred conspiracy - Who did it bumper stickers

Brujah : The Ventrue did it
Gangrel : Looked like the Ravnos did it
Malkavian : We did it, heh heh heh
Nosferatu : We KNOW who did it
Toreador : I have composed an epic revealing the ones who hath done it.
Tremere : We didn't do it. Honest!
Ventrue : Wasn't me, I would have ordered someone else to do it.
Assamite : Pay me - I'll do it.
Giovanni : The Capadocians won't do it again.
Ravnos : Are you sure it was REALLY done.
Salubri : Look into your own humanity and you will know the truth.
Samedi : I'd give my left arm to do it.
Setite : I got every one elssse to do it.
Daughters of Cacaphony : Do it in Harmonics.
Garou : It doesn't matter who did it, its a KINDRED matter.

Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Black Furies:

Up the Matriocracy!

Change Happens, or Should

I have PMS and a Klaive, any questions.

I dare you to laugh at my Ares K

Bone Gnawers:

My other shopping cart is a car

I don't brake; they fell out last August

Children of Gaia:

I (heart) the Whole of Creation

Gaia Recycles!

Fianna:

Ale: It's not just for breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore

Honk if you think Thomas the Rhymer was a hack

Get of Fenris:

Honk if you're Genetically Pure

Don't like my driving? Get a klaive!

Glass Walkers:

My other car is a Fetish

I Brake for Roaches

Metis:

Honk if your horny..... or scaley, or bald, or ....

Red Talons:

Honk and I'll tear your liver out

I 8 Rhode Island

Shadow Lords:

The Meek shall inherit NOTHING

Visualize World Domination

Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda nifty.

Silent Striders:

Bast and Set! Bast and Set! Ra, Ra, Ra!

Hail to the Sun God! He sure is a fun God! Ra, Ra, Ra!

ALL ROADS MEET

Free Egypt.

This bumper sticker brought to you by SAND, its everywhere.

Neither Set nor Nexus crawler nor Darkest Malfaes .........

Silver Fangs:

Don't like my driving? Tough!

I (heart) My Tribe

Blue Bloods Rule!

Stargazers:

The Truth Is NOT Out There!

Free Tibet!

Uktena:

They gibber, they gibber

I break for manifestations of the Wyrm

Wendigo:

Don't like my driving? Get the hell out of Canada, and take your Wyrm-bringer friends with you!

Honk if you like flesh

Black Spiral Dancers:

Foebok is Watching

My son went to Malfaes, and I havn't seen him since. Oh, well.

Honk if you love the Twister!

I got Wyrms

I have a Bane to pick you with

Weaver spirit bumper stickers:

I never get stuck

My other car ate a Bug

Mage: The Ascension

Akashic Brotherhood:

Going my Way?

Kayaku Dojo: Tranquility, Peace, breaking down 10' steel walls

I kill over "Grasshopper" jokes

I know what you're going to do

I only use this car to baffle Farandwee

Celestial Chorus:

Honk if you Love the One

In the event of Global Ascension, this car will be Unoccupied

Cult of Ecstasy:

LSD: It's not just for breakfast anymore

Honk if you want a brief, torrid affair

Dreamspeakers:

I brake for Spirits

If you can read this you're Umbral

I brake for abominable snowmen

Scrap this car

In the event of a Gauntlet-breach, just drum

Euthanatos:

Dante was Right

If you don't want to renew your possibilities stay off the sidewalk

This car only looks empty

No matter the number of rebirth-cycles, I still end up driving a sub-compact

Hollow Ones:

NOTHING happens

I (heart) My Tarantula

Life's a bitch, then Death's a bitch

If you're going to drink and drive, don't forget to drink

I plan to be buried in this car

Ford was right, any colour as long as it's black

Order of Hermes:

My son and my Tass go to Doissetep

(in Hebrew) Hooked on Kaballa worked for me!

I'd tell you a joke, but you'd have to learn Latin

Sealed with a kiss

Sons of Ether:

Resonate if you love "Science!"

My other car is a Delorean

FIAT LUX!

Verbena:

Life's a blessing, then life's a blessing

I (heart) my cat

Blood, sweat and more blood

Virtual Adepts:

1011010110111001011: Lamers don't get it

KIBO SAVES every 15 minutes

Don't like my driving? Dial pi

Technocracy:

Artificial Intellegence is no match against real stupidity

Iteration X:

Autocthonia or bust!

Carbon is an Option

Honk if you have no driver

New World Order:

If you can read this, the subliminal have taken effect

Don't like my driving? Just dial - we'll hear you.

Trust is good - control is better.

Progenitors:

God made man, but v. 3.2 is better

My son and his clones go to LSU

Syndicate:

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go, but they still control me utterly

Void Engineers:

I (heart) the Plieades

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY

If you can read this, you're violating Newtonian physics

Maurauders:

My other car is a yellow submarine

Beam me up, it's damn boring here

Nephandi:

Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!

Life's a bitch, then Grksnld the Destroyer consumes your soul

Changeling Bumper Stickers:

Satyr:

Honk, it'll make ya feeeel gooood

When I drive, I mean more than my car

Troll:

Honk for the honor of Ottmar!

Odin will clear all traffic!

My other car is a Dragon

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