Malkavian: Trespasser will be invited in for tea and cakes.
Nosferatu: Trespasser will be interrogated as to how the Hell they found this place.
Toreador: Trespasser will be forced to admire our art
Tremere: Trespasser will be cursed.
Ventrue: Trespasser will be sued.
Ventrue: Trespassers will be blood bound.
Assamite: Trespassers will be assassinated.
Assamite: Trespassers will be Diablerized
Baali: Trespasser will be sacrificed.
Cappadocian: Trespasser will be killed... and studied.
Gangrel: Trespasser will be hunted like dogs.
Gangrel: Beware of the Dog.
Giovanni: Trespasser will be killed and enslaved.
Lasombra: Trespasser will be kept in the dark.
Nagaraja: "Honest Officer we haven't had any problems with trespassers."
Ravnos: Trespasser will be stolen.
Setites: Trespasser will be corrupted.
Salubri: Trespasser will be treated nicely. (this one scares me the most)
Tzimisce: Trespassers will be tied into knots and put on display.
Fianna: Trespassers will be made to stay and drink until passed out or dead
Glasswalker: Beware of the Dog with a Minigun.
GlassWalkers: Trespassers will be subjugated to full security measures
Red Talon: Trespasser will be eaten.
Stargazers: You're not really trespassing, you know...'cause we're all part of the same Univers.....same material, so if we could like just be nice to each other...and not get really heavy and uncool with each other...you know, about "private property" and that sort of material stuff...the world would be a better place....Right!
Cult of Ecstasy: Trespassers must BYO
Euthanatos: Trespassers will be recycled.
Verbena: "Witch parking only. All others will be toad."
Technocracy: Trespasser will be deleted for security reasons.
Progenitor: Trespassers will be cloned.
Nockers: Trespassers will be subjected to latest invention. Duck.
Pooka: Trespassers must have a good sense of humor.
Redcaps: Trespassers will be scared... and maybe eaten.
Satyr: Trespassers must bring sexy underwear.
Selkie: Trespassers will be Phoqued.
Sidhe: Trespassers shall be challenged to a duel and slain for their lack of ettiquette.
Sluagh: Trespassers will be debated over tea.
Troll: Trespassers will be waded up like play dough.