And what do *you* see in this picture, Ventrue?
VENTRUE: It's just an inkblot. I'm paying you 12 bucks an hour for THIS?
TOREADOR: ................................
Uh, Toreador?
TOREADOR: .................. [very quietly] ...... It's... the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
TREMERE: My god... it's the lost sigil of Bazophemet! How did you... GIVE ME THE PAPER...
[sounds of burning]
NOSFERATU: What, you forgot to flush?
GANGREL: Grrrrrrrr... [sniff sniff]... grrrrrrr
BRUJAH: It's just some fucking ink, O.K? What? WHAT? Hey, fuck you too!!
[sounds of breaking bones]
MALKAVIANS: I see... I see... [giggles] That's disgusting!! [giggles again] With a vacuum cleaner and... [suddenly serious] Oh no... OH MY GOD!!!! [runs out of the room screaming] THE WHIPPETS ARE COMING!!! THE WHIPPETS ARE COMING!!!!!!
SALUBRI: I see a diorama of the children of Caine living in peace and harmony... but with my other two eyes, it just looks like... a butterfly?
SETITE: I ssssee the eventual conquesssst of our massster Ssset, and hiss lordssship and dominion over all... and tell me doctor... have you ever taken any of the drugsss you pressscribe...
TZIMISCE: Hmmmm.... That looks like who I was working on last night....
LASOMBRA: .................................
Lasombra, *please* turn the lights on.
LASOMBRA: ...................................
Lasombra, for the last time, would you pleaseAAAAARRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!
ASSAMITE: Looks like blood... mmmm... blood.......
BAALI: By Baal... it's the lost sigil of Bazophemet! How did you... GIVE ME THE PAPER....
And [an added bonus] The inkblot guide to the others...
MAGES: The ink is whatever I tell it to be.
MUMMIES: That reminds me of somthing...
GAROU: GRRRRRR!!!!! [sounds of ripping and tearing]
WRAITHS: ..... [sigh] .....
CHANGELINGS: Wow!! I see... a Troll wearing an 18th century naval uniform riding into battle on a striped griffin to do battle with Zarkath, dragon of the depths!