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Top 10 Pokemon that didn't quite make the cut-
10. Missingyes
9. Pikagreen, pika red etc...
8. Lightbulbasaur
7. Charcoalmander
6. Tentawarm
5. Tentareallynice
4. Gettinjigglypuffwitit
3. A bigmac (hey it could happen)
2. Homeworkditto
1. Hitmonjackiechan!
Top 10 reasons Pokemon is better than magic-
10. It's not as "Demonic" (Parents et media).
9. M:TG has over 14 sets, Pokemon currently has 3.
8. Although summoning mass creatures and spells was fun, smacking down a Black Lotus just doesn't do it anymore.
7. You can't find Lotuses for less than $400, but you can find a few Mewtwos for $5.
6. TOO MANY M:TG CARDS!!!
5. POKEMON RULES!
4. This was one of the only CCGs that was sold out the first day.
3. Why the hell would you rip up a Chaos Orb anyway?
2. Pokemon are sooooo cute! M:TG creatures are just weird.
1. Can you say, First edition is still current and sold out!!!
Top 10 phrases heard during a card game-
10. Whatever.. any deck is broken if you put Draw Seven Cards in it!!
9. Ohmigod! I forgot to draw my prize after I killed your Charmander!
8. Stupid weakness ::mutter::
7. ::flips coin:: Tails ::flips coin:: Tails again?!
6. I can't believe you run Magikarp in yo--Gyarados?!
5. 'Turn one Haunter. Sleep your guy, attack for 50.'
4. But I still had 3 mana energy attached to Charmeleon!
3. This game is too complicated.
2. Dammit, that's right, your turn ends after you attack.
1. Ohhh, you turn it to the right when they get paralyzed...
Top 10 reasons Pokemon is better than a little brother-
1. When you finally get one it doesn't bother you
2. You don't have to see him every single day
3. When a pokemon learns something he doesn't start acting like an idiot
4. It doesn't make you mad when he fights against your friends
5. He doesn't embarrass you
6. When he fights someone it doesn't really hurt them
7. They can't attack you
8. You control it; not your parents
9. You can bring it anywhere and it won't piss you off
10. Pokemon are cool
Top 10 things dumb guys think 'pokemon' is-
From the Late Show with David Letterman
10. The lady who broke up the Beatles
9. That Buddhist dude who was just in Central Park
8. How Jamaican people say "Poke"
7. That giant turtle in those Godzilla movies
6. The stuff Mark McGwire took to grow 90-inch biceps
5. Irish for "Kiss My ---"
4. Jack Lord's sidekick on Hawaii 5-0
3. How they pronounce "Poker" at those Indian casinos
2. The stuff the FBI found on Monica's dress
1. Ain't that where "beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge" is?
Top 10 signs you are Pokecrazy
10.Your ONLY characters in Super Smash Bros. are Jigglypuff and Pikachu
9.You see the Pokémon playable game in the store, and you make the batteries run out.
8.Once you find all 151 Pokémon, you expect Team Rocket to come and steal all of your Pokémon.
7.You flew to Japan and camped out for a month just to TRY Pokémon Yellow.
6.In your dreams, Pikachu shocks you, Alakazam controls your body and Weezing chokes you until you wake up.
5.You tried to enter a contest to win an official Pokémon League hat.
4.You go to buy all of the Pokémon Pikachus, but you become insane if a sign says,"Limit 1 per customer."
3.Your mouse has Pikachu ears, a Pikachu tail, a picture of Pikachu on it, and the mouse painted bright yellow.
2.You do your science project on the mating habits of Nidoking and Nidoqueen.
1.You tried to go to the nearest scientist and choose a Pokémon.
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