As the fates would have it, my name is quite similar to Madonna's. It turns out that people around the world--fans, agents, wackos--will get my number out of the phone book and call expecting to talk to Madonna. I have recorded some of these calls for all to hear.
| Madonna Call #1 (23 secs, 10/13/95) | wav | mp3 |
| Madonna Call #2 (33 secs, 10/13/95) | wav | mp3 |
| Madonna Call #3 (36 secs, 10/13/95) | wav | mp3 |
| Madonna Call #4 (6 secs, 11/4/95) | wav | mp3 |
| Madonna Call #5 (25 secs, 12/25/95) | wav | mp3 |
| Madonna Call #6 (18 secs, 4/13/96) | wav | mp3 |
Since January 4, 1997,
people have viewed this page to listen to telephone messages erroneously left for Madonna. You, my friend, are one of the select few.