So, me, Jay, and Gallion I think were all in the car.  Gallion's car.  We were
trying a new way home from Jay's house to mine, I think, those kinda details
are fuzzy.  Anyways, we turn down this street, and the bitch is totally
deserted.  I mean, Completely fucking nowhere.  There are a whole bunch of
overturned signs and construction site shit, and some old ramshackle
farmhouses.  Well, I said something to the affect of" Damn, this place looks
like one of those roads people get abducted on, or like some Satan worshipping
road, where all the fucking cultists sacrifice shit."  And so it grew, and we
dubbed it Satan road, and it ended up leading form Jay's house to my house in
a really cool fashion, and it has a crotch in the middle, not a fork, but a
crotch. That night we decided to use Satan Road again, same guys.  And so we
are driving along it at night this time.  We are talking about it being Satan
Road and all, and how spooky-ass it is.  And then this little red bastard car
comes outta nothin', and is all fogged up and shit, looking spookier than
Cher's CUNT.  So, that is the story, we saw Satan Road, and then saw Satan
driving on it.  Few will believe, but those who have seen, they will know of
the goodness that is SATAN ROAD
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