 ok, you said a fictional story would be ok.  i'd always thought i'd like to 
be invited to keith richards birthday party at his home in jamaica.  i just 
tell myself that the invitation got lost in the mail.  i love the stones so 
much that i have the tongue tatoo on my arm, and i'm a 47 year old woman.  
mick wouldn't give me the time of day, much as i dearly love mr. fancy pants 
.  but i'd like the opportunity to tell keith " I'm not interested in your 
cock, i'd just like to have a beer with you."  cause i think he would hang 
with a fan.
ok, you said a fictional story would be ok.  i'd always thought i'd like to 
be invited to keith richards birthday party at his home in jamaica.  i just 
tell myself that the invitation got lost in the mail.  i love the stones so 
much that i have the tongue tatoo on my arm, and i'm a 47 year old woman.  
mick wouldn't give me the time of day, much as i dearly love mr. fancy pants 
.  but i'd like the opportunity to tell keith " I'm not interested in your 
cock, i'd just like to have a beer with you."  cause i think he would hang 
with a fan.   
  from, nancy