ok, you said a fictional story would be ok. i'd always thought i'd like to
be invited to keith richards birthday party at his home in jamaica. i just
tell myself that the invitation got lost in the mail. i love the stones so
much that i have the tongue tatoo on my arm, and i'm a 47 year old woman.
mick wouldn't give me the time of day, much as i dearly love mr. fancy pants
. but i'd like the opportunity to tell keith " I'm not interested in your
cock, i'd just like to have a beer with you." cause i think he would hang
with a fan.
from, nancy